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    Fifty Orwell Essays

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    coming upon a small newsagent's shop. The general appearance of these

      shops is always very much the same: a few posters for the DAILY MAIL and

      the NEWS OF THE WORLD outside, a poky little window with sweet-bottles

      and packets of Players, and a dark interior smelling of liquorice

      allsorts and festooned from floor to ceiling with vilely printed twopenny

      papers, most of them with lurid cover-illustrations in three colours.

      Except for the daily and evening papers, the stock of these shops hardly

      overlaps at all with that of the big news-agents. Their main selling line

      is the twopenny weekly, and the number and variety of these are almost

      unbelievable. Every hobby and pastime--cage-birds, fretwork,

      carpentering, bees, carrier-pigeons, home conjuring, philately,

      chess--has at least one paper devoted to it, and generally several.

      Gardening and livestock-keeping must have at least a score between them.

      Then there are the sporting papers, the radio papers, the children's

      comics, the various snippet papers such as TIT-BITS, the large range of

      papers devoted to the movies and all more or less exploiting women's

      legs, the various trade papers, the women's story-papers (the ORACLE,

      SECRETS, PEG'S PAPER, etc. etc.), the needlework papers--these so

      numerous that a display of them alone will often fill an entire

      window--and in addition the long series of 'Yank Mags' (FIGHT STORIES,

      ACTION STORIES, WESTERN SHORT STORIES, etc.), which are imported

      shop-soiled from America and sold at twopence halfpenny or threepence.

      And the periodical proper shades off into the fourpenny novelette, the

      ALDINE BOXING NOVELS, the BOYS' FRIEND LIBRARY, the SCHOOLGIRLS' OWN

      LIBRARY and many others.

      Probably the contents of these shops is the best available indication of

      what the mass of the English people really feels and thinks. Certainly

      nothing half so revealing exists in documentary form. Best-seller novels,

      for instance, tell one a great deal, but the novel is aimed almost

      exclusively at people above the �4-a-week level. The movies are probably

      a very unsafe guide to popular taste, because the film industry is

      virtually a monopoly, which means that it is not obliged to study its

      public at all closely. The same applies to some extent to the daily

      papers, and most of all to the radio. But it does not apply to the weekly

      paper with a smallish circulation and specialized subject-matter. Papers

      like the EXCHANGE AND MART, for instance, or CAGE-BIRDS, or the ORACLE,

      or the PREDICTION, or the MATRIMONIAL TIMES, only exist because there is

      a definite demand for them, and they reflect the minds of their readers

      as a great national daily with a circulation of millions cannot possibly

      do.

      Here I am only dealing with a single series of papers, the boys' twopenny

      weeklies, often inaccurately described as 'penny dreadfuls'. Falling

      strictly within this class there are at present ten papers, the GEM,

      MAGNET, MODERN BOY, TRIUMPH and CHAMPION, all owned by the Amalgamated

      Press, and the WIZARD, ROVER, SKIPPER, HOTSPUR and ADVENTURE, all owned

      by D. C. Thomson & Co. What the circulations of these papers are, I do

      not know. The editors and proprietors refuse to name any figures, and in

      any case the circulation of a paper carrying serial stories is bound to

      fluctuate widely. But there is no question that the combined public of

      the ten papers is a very large one. They are on sale in every town in

      England, and nearly every boy who reads at all goes through a phase of

      reading one or more of them. The GEM and MAGNET, which are much the

      oldest of these papers, are of rather different type from the rest, and

      they have evidently lost some of their popularity during the past few

      years. A good many boys now regard them as old fashioned and 'slow'.

      Nevertheless I want to discuss them first, because they are more

      interesting psychologically than the others, and also because the mere

      survival of such papers into the nineteen-thirties is a rather startling

      phenomenon.

      The GEM and MAGNET are sister-papers (characters out of one paper

      frequently appear in the other), and were both started more than thirty

      years ago. At that time, together with Chums and the old B[oy's] O[wn]

      P[aper], they were the leading papers for boys, and they remained dominant

      till quite recently. Each of them carries every week a fifteen--or

      twenty-thousand-word school story, complete in itself, but usually more

      or less connected with the story of the week before. The Gem in addition

      to its school story carries one or more adventure serial. Otherwise the

      two papers are so much alike that they can be treated as one, though the

      MAGNET has always been the better known of the two, probably because it

      possesses a really first-rate character in the fat boy. Billy Bunter.

      The stories are stories of what purports to be public-school life, and

      the schools (Greyfriars in the MAGNET and St Jim's in the GEM) are

      represented as ancient and fashionable foundations of the type of Eton or

      Winchester. All the leading characters are fourth-form boys aged fourteen

      or fifteen, older or younger boys only appearing in very minor parts.

      Like Sexton Blake and Nelson Lee, these boys continue week after week and

      year after year, never growing any older. Very occasionally a new boy

      arrives or a minor character drops out, but in at any rate the last

      twenty-five years the personnel has barely altered. All the principal

      characters in both papers--Bob Cherry, Tom Merry, Harry Wharton, Johnny

      Bull, Billy Bunter and the rest of them--were at Greyfriars or St Jim's

      long before the Great War, exactly the same age as at present, having

      much the same kind of adventures and talking almost exactly the same

      dialect. And not only the characters but the whole atmosphere of both Gem

      and Magnet has been preserved unchanged, partly by means of very

      elaborate stylization. The stories in the Magnet are signed 'Frank

      Richards' and those in the GEM, 'Martin Clifford', but a series lasting

      thirty years could hardly be the work of the same person every week.

      Consequently they have to be written in a style that is

      easily imitated--an extraordinary, artificial, repetitive style, quite

      different from anything else now existing in English literature. A couple

      of extracts will do as illustrations. Here is one from the MAGNET:

      Groan!

      'Shut up, Bunter!'

      Groan!

      Shutting up was not really in Billy Bunter's line. He seldom shut up,

      though often requested to do so. On the present awful occasion the fat

      Owl of Greyfriars was less inclined than ever to shut up. And he did not

      shut up! He groaned, and groaned, and went on groaning.

      Even groaning did not fully express Bunter's feelings. His feelings, in

      fact, were inexpressible.

      There were six of them in the soup! Only one of the six uttered sounds of

      woe and lamentation. But that one, William George Bunter, uttered enough

      for the whole party and a little over.

      Harry Wharton & Go. stood in a wrathy and worried group. They were landed

      and stranded, diddled, dished and done! etc., et
    c., etc.

      Here is one from the Gem:

      'Oh cwumbs!'

      'Oh gum!'

      'Oooogh!'

      'Urrggh!'

      Arthur Augustus sat up dizzily. He grabbed his handkerchief and pressed

      it to his damaged nose. Tom Merry sat up, gasping for breath. They looked

      at one another.

      'Bai Jove! This is a go, deah boy!' gurgled Arthur Augustus. 'I have been

      thwown into quite a fluttah! Oogh! The wottahs! The wuffians! The feahful

      outsidahs! Wow!' etc., etc., etc.

      Both of these extracts are entirely typical: you would find something

      like them in almost every chapter of every number, to-day or twenty-five

      years ago. The first thing that anyone would notice is the extraordinary

      amount of tautology (the first of these two passages contains a hundred

      and twenty-five words and could be compressed into about thirty),

      seemingly designed to spin out the story, but actually playing its part

      in creating the atmosphere. For the same reason various facetious

      expressions are repeated over and over again; 'wrathy', for instance, is

      a great favourite, and so is 'diddled, dished and done'. 'Oooogh!',

      'Grooo!' and 'Yaroo!' (stylized cries of pain) recur constantly, and so

      does 'Ha! ha! ha!', always given a line to itself, so that sometimes a

      quarter of a column or thereabouts consists of 'Ha! ha! ha!' The slang

      ('Go and cat coke!', 'What the thump!', 'You frabjous ass!', etc. etc.)

      has never been altered, so that the boys are now using slang which is at

      least thirty years out of date. In addition, the various nicknames are

      rubbed in on every possible occasion. Every few lines we are reminded

      that Harry Wharton & Co. are 'the Famous Five', Bunter is always 'the fat

      Owl' or 'the Owl of the Remove', Vernon-Smith is always 'the Bounder of

      Greyfriars', Gussy (the Honourable Arthur Augustus D'Arcy) is always 'the

      swell of St Jim's', and so on and so forth. There is a constant, untiring

      effort to keep the atmosphere intact and to make sure that every new

      reader learns immediately who is who. The result has been to make

      Greyfriars and St Jim's into an extraordinary little world of their own,

      a world which cannot be taken seriously by anyone over fifteen, but which

      at any rate is not easily forgotten. By a debasement of the Dickens

      technique a series of stereotyped 'characters' has been built up, in

      several cases very successfully. Billy Bunter, for instance, must be one

      of the best-known figures in English fiction; for the mere number of

      people who know him he ranks with Sexton Blake, Tarzan, Sherlock Holmes

      and a handful of characters in Dickens.

      Needless to say, these stories are fantastically unlike life at a real

      public school. They run in cycles of rather differing types, but in

      general they are the clean-fun, knock-about type of story, with interest

      centring round horseplay, practical jokes, ragging roasters, fights,

      canings, football, cricket and food. A constantly recurring story is one

      in which a boy is accused of some misdeed committed by another and is too

      much of a sportsman to reveal the truth. The 'good' boys are 'good' in

      the clean-living Englishman tradition--they keep in hard training, wash

      behind their ears, never hit below the belt etc., etc.,--and by way of

      contrast there is a series of 'bad' boys, Racke, Crooke, Loder and others,

      whose badness consists in betting, smoking cigarettes and frequenting

      public-houses. All these boys are constantly on the verge of expulsion,

      but as it would mean a change of personnel if any boy were actually

      expelled, no one is ever caught out in any really serious offence.

      Stealing, for instance, barely enters as a motif. Sex is completely

      taboo, especially in the form in which it actually arises at public

      schools. Occasionally girls enter into the stories, and very rarely there

      is something approaching a mild flirtation, but it is entirely in the

      spirit of clean fun. A boy and a girl enjoy going for bicycle rides

      together--that is all it ever amounts to. Kissing, for instance, would

      be regarded as 'soppy'. Even the bad boys are presumed to be completely

      sexless. When the GEM and MAGNET were started, it is probable that there

      was a deliberate intention to get away from the guilty sex-ridden

      atmosphere that pervaded so much of the earlier literature for boys. In

      the nineties the BOYS' OWN PAPER, for instance, used to have its

      correspondence columns full of terrifying warnings against masturbation,

      and books like ST WINIFRED'S and TOM BROWN'S SCHOOL-DAYS were heavy with

      homosexual feeling, though no doubt the authors were not fully aware of

      it. In the GEM and MAGNET sex simply does not exist as a problem.

      Religion is also taboo; in the whole thirty years' issue of the two

      papers the word 'God' probably does not occur, except in 'God save the

      King'. On the other hand, there has always been a very strong

      'temperance' strain. Drinking and, by association, smoking are regarded

      as rather disgraceful even in an adult ('shady' is the usual word), but

      at the same time as something irresistibly fascinating, a sort of

      substitute for sex. In their moral atmosphere the GEM and MAGNET have a

      great deal in common with the Boy Scout movement, which started at about

      the same time.

      All literature of this kind is partly plagiarism. Sexton Blake, for

      instance, started off quite frankly as an imitation of Sherlock Holmes,

      and still resembles him fairly strongly; he has hawk-like features, lives

      in Baker Street, smokes enormously and puts on a dressing-gown when he

      wants to think. The GEM and MAGNET probably owe something to the old

      school-story writers who were flourishing when they began, Gunby Hadath,

      Desmond Coke and the rest, but they owe more to nineteenth-century

      models. In so far as Greyfriars and St Jim's are like real schools at

      all, they are much more like Tom Brown's Rugby than a modern public

      school. Neither school has an O.T.G., for instance, games are not

      compulsory, and the boys are even allowed to wear what clothes they like.

      But without doubt the main origin of these papers is STALKY & CO. This

      book has had an immense influence on boys' literature, and it is one of

      those books which have a sort of traditional reputation among people who

      have never even seen a copy of it. More than once in boys' weekly papers

      I have come across a reference to STALKY & CO. in which the word was

      spelt 'Storky'. Even the name of the chief comic among the Greyfriars

      masters, Mr Prout, is taken from STALKY & CO., and so is much of the

      slang; 'jape', 'merry','giddy', 'bizney' (business), 'frabjous', 'don't'

      for 'doesn't'--all of them out of date even when GEM and MAGNET started.

      There are also traces of earlier origins. The name 'Greyfriars' is

      probably taken from Thackeray, and Gosling, the school porter in the

      MAGNET, talks in an imitation of Dickens's dialect.

      With all this, the supposed 'glamour' of public-school life is played for

      all it is worth. There is all the usual paraphernalia--lock-up,

      roll-call, house matches, fagging, prefects, cosy teas round the study

      fire, etc. etc.--and constant refere
    nce to the 'old school', the 'old

      grey stones' (both schools were founded in the early sixteenth century),

      the 'team spirit' of the 'Greyfriars men'. As for the snob-appeal, it is

      completely shameless. Each school has a titled boy or two whose titles

      are constantly thrust in the reader's face; other boys have the names of

      well-known aristocratic families, Talbot, Manners, Lowther. We are for

      ever being reminded that Gussy is the Honourable Arthur A. D'Arcy, son of

      Lord Eastwood, that Jack Blake is heir to 'broad acres', that Hurree

      Jamset Ram Singh (nicknamed Inky) is the Nabob of Bhanipur, that

      Vernon-Smith's father is a millionaire. Till recently the illustrations

      in both papers always depicted the boys in clothes imitated from those of

      Eton; in the last few years Greyfriars has changed over to blazers and

      flannel trousers, but St Jim's still sticks to the Eton jacket, and Gussy

      sticks to his top-hat. In the school magazine which appears every week as

      part of the MAGNET, Harry Wharton writes an article discussing the

      pocket-money received by the 'fellows in the Remove', and reveals that

      some of them get as much as five pounds a week! This kind of thing is a

      perfectly deliberate incitement to wealth-fantasy. And here it is worth

      noticing a rather curious fact, and that is that the school story is a

      thing peculiar to England. So far as I know, there are extremely few

      school stories in foreign languages. The reason, obviously, is that in

      England education is mainly a matter of status. The most definite

      dividing line between the petite-bourgeoisie and the working class is

      that the former pay for their education, and within the bourgeoisie there

      is another unbridgeable gulf between the 'public' school and the

      'private' school. It is quite clear that there are tens and scores of

      thousands of people to whom every detail of life at a 'posh' public

      school is wildly thrilling and romantic. They happen to be outside that

      mystic world of quadrangles and house-colours, but they can yearn after

      it, day-dream about it, live mentally in it for hours at a stretch. The

      question is, Who arc these people? Who reads the GEM and MAGNET?

      Obviously one can never be quite certain about this kind of thing. All I

      can say from my own observation is this. Boys who are likely to go to

      public schools themselves generally read the GEM and MAGNET, but they

      nearly always stop reading them when they are about twelve; they may

      continue for another year from force of habit, but by that time they have

      ceased to take them seriously. On the other hand, the boys at very cheap

      private schools, the schools that are designed for people who can't

      afford a public school but consider the Council schools 'common',

      continue reading the GEM and MAGNET for several years longer. A few years

      ago I was a teacher at two of these schools myself. I found that not only

      did virtually all the boys read the GEM and MAGNET, but that they were

      still taking them fairly seriously when they were fifteen or even

      sixteen. These boys were the sons of shopkeepers, office employees and

      small business and professional men, and obviously it is this class that

      the GEM and MAGNET are aimed at. But they are certainly read by

      working-class boys as well. They are generally on sale in the poorest

      quarters of big towns, and I have known them to be read by boys whom one

      might expect to be completely immune from public-school 'glamour'. I have

      seen a young coal miner, for instance, a lad who had already worked a

      year or two underground, eagerly reading the GEM. Recently I offered a

      batch of English papers to some British legionaries of the French Foreign

      Legion in North Africa; they picked out the GEM and MAGNET first. Both

      papers are much read by girls, and the Pen Pals department

      of the GEM shows that it is read in every corner of the British Empire, by

      Australians, Canadians, Palestine Jews, Malays, Arabs, Straits Chinese,

     


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