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      seemed quite shocked at the idea. "I shall

      take the tube. That will take me to Trafalgar

      Square, and I shall walk down Whitehall."

      "Well, good luck," said Luke.

      Miss Fullerton shook him warmly by the

      hand. "So kind," she murmured again. "You

      know, just at first I thought you didn't believe

      me."

      Luke had the grace to blush. "Well," he

      said. "So many murders! Rather hard to do

      a lot of murders and get away with it, eh?"

      Miss Fullerton shook her head. She said

      earnestly, "No, no, my dear boy, that's where

      you're wrong. It's very easy to kill, so long

      as no one suspects you. And, you see, the

      person in question is just the last person

      anyone would suspect."

      "Well, anyway, good luck," said Luke.

      Miss Fullerton was swallowed up in the

      crowd. He himself went off in search of his

      luggage, thinking as he did so: "Just a little

      bit batty? No, I don't think so. A vivid

      imagination, that's all. Hope they let her

      down lightly. Rather an old dear."

      Two

      jimmy lorrimer was one of Luke's oldest

      friends. As a matter of course, Luke stayed

      with Jimmy as soon as he got to London. It

      was with Jimmy that he sailed forth on the

      evening of his arrival in search of amusement.

      It was Jimmy's coffee that he drank

      with an aching head the morning after, and

      it was Jimmy's voice that went unanswered

      while he read, twice over, a small, insignificant

      paragraph in the morning paper. "Sorry, Jimmy," he said, coming to himself with a

      start.

      "What were you absorbed in--the political

      situation?"

      Luke grinned. "No fear. No, it's rather

      queer. Old pussy I traveled up with in the

      train yesterday got run over."

      "Probably trusted to a Belisha Beacon,"

      said Jimmy. "How do you know it's her?"

      "Of course, it mayn't be. But it's the same

      name--Fullerton. She was knocked down

      and killed by a car as she was crossing

      Whitehall. The car didn't stop."

      "Whoever was driving that car will pay for

      it. Bring in manslaughter as likely as not. I

      tell you I'm scared stiff of driving a car

      nowadays."

      "What have you got at present in the way

      of a car?"

      "Ford V-8. I tell you, my boy--"

      The conversation became severely mechanical.

      It was over a week later that Luke, carelessly

      scanning the front page of the Times, gave a

      sudden startled exclamation: "Well, I'm

      damned!"

      Jimmy Lorrimer looked up. "What's the

      matter?"

      Luke raised his head and looked at his

      friend. His expression was so peculiar that

      Jimmy was quite taken aback. "What's up, Luke? You look as though you'd seen a

      ghost."

      For a minute or two, the other did not

      reply. He dropped the paper, strode to the

      window and back again. Jimmy watched him

      with increasing surprise. Luke dropped into

      a chair and leaned forward. "Jimmy, old

      son, do you remember my mentioning an

      old lady I traveled up to town with the day I

      arrived in England?"

      "The one you said reminded you of your

      Aunt Mildred? And then she got run over by

      a car?"

      "That's the one. Listen, Jimmy. The old

      girl came out with a long rigmarole of how

      she was going up to Scotland Yard to tell

      them about a lot of murders. There was a

      murderer loose in her village, that's what it

      amounted to, and he'd been doing some

      pretty rapid execution."

      "You didn't tell me she was batty," said

      Jimmy.

      "I didn't think she was off her head. She

      was quite circumstantial; mentioned one or

      two victims by name, and then explained

      that what had really rattled her was the fact

      that she knew who the next victim was going

      to be."

      "Yes?" said Jimmy encouragingly.

      "The point is that the man's name was

      Humbleby—Doctor Humbleby. My old lady

      said Doctor Humbleby would be the next,

      and she was distressed because he was 'such

      a good man.' "

      "Well?" said Jimmy.

      "Well, look at this." Luke passed over the

      paper) his finger pressed against an entry in

      the column of deaths. Humbleby—On June

      12, suddenly, at his residence Sandgate, Wychwood

      under Ashe, John Ward Humbleby,

      M.D., beloved husband of Jessie Rose

      Humbleby. Funeral Friday. No flowers, by

      request.

      "You see. Jimmy? That's the name and

      the place, and he's a doctor. What do you

      make of it?"

      Jimmy took a moment or two to answer.

      His voice was serious when he said, at last,

      rather uncertainly, "I suppose it's just a

      damned odd coincidence."

      Luke wheeled round suddenly. "Suppose

      that every word that dear bleating old sheep

      said was true! Suppose that that fantastic

      story was just the plain literal truth!"

      "Oh, come now, old boy! That would be

      a bit thick. Things like that don't happen."

      "How do you know? They may happen a

      good deal oftener than you suppose."

      "There speaks the police wallah! Can't you

      forget you're a policeman, now that you've

      retired into private life?"

      "Once a policeman, always a policeman, I

      suppose," said Luke. "Now look here,

      Jimmy. The case stands like this. I was told

      a story—an improbable but not an impossi-

      -Sta,.

      ble story. One piece of evidence--the death

      of Doctor Humbleby--supports that story.

      And there's one other significant fact. Miss

      Fullerton was going to Scotland Yard with

      this improbable story of hers. But she didn't

      get there. She was run over and killed by a

      car that didn't stop."

      Jimmy objected, "You don't know that

      she didn't get there. She might have been

      killed after her visit, not before."

      "She might have been, yes; but I don't

      think she was."

      "That's pure supposition. It boils down to

      this: You believe in this--this melodrama."

      Luke shook his head sharply. "No. I don't

      say that. All I say is, there's a case for investigation."

      "In other words, you are going to Scotland

      Yard?"

      "No, it hasn't come to that yet--not

      nearly. As you say, this man Humbleby's

      death may be merely a coincidence."

      "Then what, may I ask, is the idea?"

      "The idea is to go down to this place and

      look into the matter."

      "So that's the idea, is it?"

      "Don't you agree that that is the only

      sensible way to set about it?"

      Jimmy stared at him, then he said, "Are

      you serious about this business, Luke?"

      "Absolutely."

      "Suppose the whole thing's a mare's nest?"

     
    "That would be the best thing that could

      happen."

      "Yes, of course." Jimmy frowned. "But you don't think it is, do you?"

      "My dear fellow, I'm keeping an open

      mind."

      Jimmy was silent for a minute or two.

      Then he said, "Got any plan? I mean, you'll

      have to have some reason for suddenly arriving

      in this place."

      "Yes, I suppose I shall."

      "No 'suppose' about it. Do you realize

      what a small English country town is like?

      Anyone new sticks out a mile!"

      "I shall have to adopt a disguise," said

      Luke, with a sudden grin. "What do you

      suggest? Artist? Hardly; I can't draw, let

      alone paint."

      Jimmy said, "Wait a sec. Give me that

      paper again." Taking it, he gave it a cursory

      glance and announced triumphantly, "I

      thought so! Luke, old boy, to put it in a

      nutshell, I'll fix you O.K. Everything's as

      easy as winking."

      Luke wheeled round. "What?"

      Jimmy was continuing with modest pride, "I thought something struck a chord!

      Wychwood under Ashe. Of course! The very

      place!"

      "Have you, by any chance, a pal who

      knows the coroner there?"

      "Not this time. Better than that, my boy.

      Nature, as you know, has endowed me plentifully

      with aunts and cousins; my father

      having been one of a family of thirteen. Now

      listen to this: I have a cousin in Wychwood

      under Ashe."

      "Jimmy, you're a blinking marvel."

      "It is pretty good, isn't it?" said Jimmy

      modestly.

      "Tell me about him."

      "It's a her. Her name's Bridget Conway.

      For the last two years she's been secretary to

      Lord Easterfield."

      "The man who owns those nasty little

      weekly papers?"

      "That's right. Rather a nasty little man

      too. Pompous! He was born in Wychwood

      under Ashe, and being the kind of snob who

      rams his birth and breeding down your throat

      and glories in being self-made, he has returned

      to his home village, bought up the only big house in the neighborhood--it belonged

      to Bridget's family originally, by the

      way--and is busy making the place into a

      model estate."

      "And your cousin is his secretary?"

      "She was," said Jimmy darkly. "Now she's

      gone one better! She's engaged to him!"

      "Oh," said Luke, rather taken aback.

      "He's a catch, of course," said Jimmy.

      "Rolling in money. Bridget took rather a

      toss over some fellow. It pretty well knocked

      the romance out of her. I dare say this will

      pan out very well. She'll probably be kind

      but firm with him and he'll eat out of her

      hand."

      "And where do I come in?"

      Jimmy replied promptly, "You go down

      there to stay. You'd better be another cousin.

      Bridget's got so many that one more or less

      won't matter. I'll fix that up with her all

      right. She and I have always been pals. Now, for your reason for going there--witchcraft, my boy."

      "Witchcraft?"

      "Folklore, local superstitions--all that sort

      of thing. Wychwood under Ashe has got

      rather a reputation that way. One of the last

      places where they had a witches' Sabbath;

      witches were still burnt there in the last century, all sorts of traditions. You're writing a

      book, see? Correlating the customs of the

      Mayang Straits and old English folklore--

      points of resemblance, and so on. You know

      the sort of stuff. Go round with a notebook and interview the oldest inhabitant about local

      superstitions and customs. They're quite

      used to that sort of thing down there, and if

      you're staying at Ashe Manor, it vouches for

      you."

      "What about Lord Easterfield?"

      "He'll be all right. He's quite uneducated

      and completely credulous--actually believes

      things he reads in his own papers. Anyway, Bridget will fix him. Bridget's all right. I'll

      answer for her."

      Luke drew a deep breath. "Jimmy, old

      scout, it looks as though the thing was going

      to be easy. You're a wonder. If you can

      really fix me up with your cousin--"

      "That will be absolutely O.K. Leave it to

      me."

      "I'm no end grateful to you."

      Jimmy said, "All I ask is, if you're hunting

      down a homicidal murderer, let me be in

      at the death." He added sharply, "What is

      it?"

      Luke said slowly, "Just something I remembered

      my old lady saying to me. I'd

      said to her that it was a bit thick to do a lot

      of murders and get away with it, and she

      answered that I was wrong—that it was very

      easy to kill." He stopped, and then said

      slowly, "I wonder if that's true. Jimmy? I

      wonder if it is—"

      "What?"

      "—easy to kill."

      Three

      the June sun was shining when Luke came

      over the hill and down into the little country

      town of Wychwood under Ashe. It lay innocently

      and peacefully in the sunlight; mainly

      composed of a long straggling street that ran

      along under the overhanging brow of Ashe

      Ridge. It seemed singularly remote, strangely

      untouched. Luke thought: Pm probably mad.

      The whole thing's fantastic.

      He drove gently down the twisting road, and so entered the main street. Wychwood, as has been said, consisted mainly of its one

      principal street. There were shops, small

      Georgian houses, prim and aristocratic, with whitened steps and polished knockers;

      there were picturesque cottages with flower

      gardens. There was an inn, the Bells and

      Motley, standing a little back from the street.

      There was a village green and a duck pond, and presiding over them a dignified Geor-

      gian house which Luke thought at first must

      be his destination, Ashe Manor. But on coming

      nearer he saw that there was a large

      painted board announcing that it was the

      Museum and Library. Farther on there was

      an anachronism, a large white modem building, austere and irrelevant to the cheerful

      haphazardness of the rest of the place. It

      was, Luke gathered, a local Institute and

      Lads' Club. It was at this point that he

      stopped and asked the way to his destination.

      He was told that Ashe Manor was about

      half a mile farther on; he would see the gates

      on his right. Luke continued his course. He

      found the gates easily; they were of new and

      elaborate wrought iron. He drove in, caught

      a gleam of red brick through the trees, and

      turned a corner of the drive to be stupefied

      by the appalling and incongruous castellated

      mass that greeted his eyes.

      While he was contemplating the nightmare, the sun went in. He became suddenly

      conscious of the overlying menace of Ashe

      Ridge. There was a sudden sharp gust of

      wind, blowing back the leaves of the trees, and at that moment a girl came round the corner of the castella
    ted mansion. Her black

      hair was blown up off her head by the slid-

      den gust, and Luke was reminded of a picture

      he had once seen--Nevinson's Witch.

      The long, pale, delicate face, the black hair

      flying up to the stars. He could see this girl

      on a broomstick flying up to the moon. She

      came straight toward him. "You must be

      Luke Fitzwilliam. I'm Bridget Conway."

      He took the hand she held out. He could

      see her now as she was--not in a sudden

      moment of fantasy. Tall, slender, a long delicate

      face with slightly hollow cheekbones, ironic black brows, black eyes and hair. She

      was like a delicate etching, he thought--

      poignant and beautiful. He said, "How d'you

      do? I must apologize for wishing myself on

      you like this. Jimmy would have it that you

      wouldn't mind."

      "Oh, we don't. We're delighted." She

      smiled, a sudden curving smile that brought

      the corners of her mouth half-way up her

      cheeks. "Jimmy and I always stand in together.

      And if you're writing a book on folklore, this is a splendid place. All sorts of

      legends and picturesque spots."

      "Splendid," said .Luke.

      They went together toward the house.

      Luke stole another glance at it. He discerned

      now traces of a sober Queen Anne dwelling

      overlaid and smothered by the florid magnif-

      icence. He remembered that Jimmy had

      mentioned the house as having originally belonged

      to Bridget's family. That, he thought, grimly, was in its unadorned days. Inside, Bridget Conway led the way to a room with

      book shelves and comfortable chairs where a

      tea table stood near the window with two

      people sitting by it. She said, "Gordon, this

      is Luke, a sort of cousin of mine."

      1 Lord Easterfield was a small man with a

      semibald head. His face was round and ingenuous, with a pouting mouth and boiled

      gooseberry eyes. He was dressed in carelesslooking

      country clothes. They were unkind

      to his figure, which ran mostly to stomach.

      He greeted Luke with affability, "Glad to

      see you--very glad. Just come back from the

      East, I hear. Interesting place. Writing a

      book, so Bridget tells me. They say too many

      books are written nowadays. I say 'no,5 always

      room for a good one."

      Bridget said, "My aunt, Mrs. Anstruther,"

      and Luke shook hands with a middle-aged

      woman with a rather foolish mouth.

     


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