then Selby is captured and taken away to
be the ruler of a mysterious jungle tribe;
and if that isn’t enough he falls head
over heels in love with the most
gorgeous girl-dog he’s ever seen!
But the big question is: will the world learn
that Selby can talk? Only you can
answer that question, so grab this eighth
collection of stories and read it,
and then scream at the top of your lungs:
I know the answer and I’m not telling!
SELBY’S JOKE BOOK
ISBN 0 207 19715 6
PIGGOTT PLACE
Duncan Ball
‘Tell me what I should do with my life!’ Bert wailed. ‘Should I catch a boat to South America? Should I learn to play the trombone? Should I start an ostrich farm? I need your help! Give me a sign, any sign!’
Sadly, Bert was talking to the only one he trusted in the whole world: Gazza, his stuffed goat. And, once again, the goat wasn’t talking …
Piggott Place is a riotous but touching comedy about twelve-year-old Bert Piggott as he struggles to keep his family of dreamers, ratbags and scoundrels together. Everyone hates the Piggotts and now the council is going to evict them from their once beautiful mansion, Piggott Place. But the authorities haven’t bargained on Bert and his young friend Antigone (would-be star of stage and screen) and their crazy scheme. The question is: can two kids take on a world of adults and win?
ISBN 0 207 19979 5
PIGGOTTS IN PERIL
Duncan Ball
Piggotts in Peril begins with the shy and sensitive Bert Piggott accidentally finding the map to pirate treasure hidden many years ago by his great-great-great-great-grandfather. At first a quest for untold wealth seems the answer to all his problems but getting it means bringing along his scheming, ratbag family. Little does he know that what lies ahead are problems that even the pessimistic Bert could never imagine: the terror of turbulent seas aboard a ‘borrowed’ boat, capture by pirates, being marooned on the Isle of the Dead, and more.
ISBN 0 207 19783 0
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Acknowledgements: The author would like to thank the many people at HarperCollins who have worked on these books over the years. Also, once again, special thanks to Allan Stomann whose wonderful illustrations, in all these books, have given life to Selby.
About the Author
Duncan Ball is an Australian author best known for his popular books for children. Among his most-loved works are the books about Selby, the talking dog. Selby Sorcerer is the eleventh collection of short stories about ‘the only talking dog in Australia and, perhaps, the world’. Also published is a selection of stories taken from the other books called Selby’s Selection, and two collections of jokes: Selby’s Joke Book and Selby’s Side-Splitting Joke Book.
Among Duncan’s other books are the Emily Eyefinger series, about the adventures of a girl who was born with an eye on the end of her finger, and the comedy novels, Piggott Place and
Piggotts in Peril, about the frustrations of twelve-year-old Bert Piggott, forever struggling to get his family of ratbags and dreamers out of the trouble they constantly get themselves into.
Duncan lives in Sydney with his wife, Jill, and their cat, Jasper. They also love dogs and once considered getting one but were stopped by the sudden arrival of an unstamped letter in their mailbox. It said simply: ‘Don’t get a dog. You’ve already got the most perfect pet in the world. ‘Where the letter came from and why it smelled vaguely of cat food is still a mystery.
For more information about Duncan
and his books, see Selby’s web site at:
www.harpercollins.com.au/selby
BY THE SAME AUTHOR
Emily Eyefinger
Emily Eyefinger, Secret Agent
Emily Eyefinger and the Lost Treasure
Emily Eyefinger and the Black Volcano
Emily Eyefinger’s Alien Adventure
Emily Eyefinger and the Devil Bones
Emily Eyefinger and the Balloon Bandits
Emily Eyefinger and the Ghost Ship
Piggott Place
Selby’s Secret
Selby Speaks
Selby Screams
Selby Supersnoop
Selby Spacedog
Selby Snowbound
Selby Surfs
Selby Snaps!
Selby’s Joke Book
Selby Splits
Selby’s Selection
Selby’s Stardom
Selby’s Side-splitting Joke Book
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First published in Australia in 2003
This edition published in 2011
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National Library of Australia Cataloguing-in-Publication data:
Duncan Ball
Selby Secret / Duncan Ball.
ISBN: 978-0-7304-9527-7 (ePub)
Ball, Duncan, 1941—.
1. Dogs — Juvenile fiction. I. Stomann, Allan. II. Title
A823.3
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