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    When Do Fish Sleep?

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      Rabbits and nose wiggling

      Racewalking, judging of

      Racquetballs, color of

      Radar and police speed detection

      Radiators and placement below windows

      Radio

      beeps before network news

      FM, odd frequency numbers of

      lack of song identification

      public, low frequency numbers

      Radio Shack and lack of cash registers

      Radios

      battery drainage

      lingering sound of recently unplugged

      Railroad crossings and “EXEMPT” signs

      Railroads, width of standard gauges of

      Rain

      butterflies and

      fish biting in

      measurement container for

      smell of impending

      Raincoats, dry-cleaning of

      “Raining cats and dogs”

      “Raise hackles”

      Raisins

      cereal boxes and

      seeded grapes and

      Ranchers’ boots on fence posts

      Razor blades, hotel slots for

      Razors, men’s versus women’s

      “Read the riot act”

      “Real McCoys”

      Rear admiral, origins of term

      Rear-view mirrors, day/night switch on automobile

      Receipts, cash register, color of

      Records, vinyl, speeds of

      Recreational vehicles and wheel covers

      Recyclable plastics, numbers on

      Recycling of newspaper ink

      Red

      color of beef

      eyes in photographs

      paint on coins

      “Red cent”

      “Red herring”

      Red lights, versus green lights, on boats and airplanes

      “Red tape”

      Red Wings, Detroit, octopus throwing and

      “Red-letter day”

      Redshirting in college football

      Refrigeration of opened food jars

      Refrigerators

      location of freezers in

      smell of new

      thermometers in

      Relative humidity, during rain

      Remote controls, men versus women and

      Repair shops, backlogs and

      Restaurants

      coffee, versus home-brewed

      vertical rules near entrances of

      Restrooms, group visits by females to

      Revolving doors, appearance of, in big cities

      Reynolds Wrap, texture of two sides of

      Rhode Island, origins of name

      Ribbons, blue

      Rice cakes, structural integrity of

      Rice Krispies

      noises of

      profession of Snap!

      “Right wing”

      “Rigmarole”

      Rings, nose, bulls and

      Rinks, ice, temperature of resurfacing water in

      “Riot Act [1716]”

      Roaches

      automobiles and

      position of dead

      reactions to light

      Roads

      blacktop, coloring of

      fastening of lane reflectors on

      versus bridges, in freezing characteristics

      Robes, black, and judges

      Rocking in zoo animals

      Rodents and water sippers

      Roller skating rinks, music in

      Rolls

      coldness of airline

      versus buns

      Roman chariots, flimsiness of

      Roman numerals

      calculations with

      copyright notices in movie credits and

      on clocks

      Roofs, gravel on

      Roosevelt, Teddy, and San Juan Hill horses

      Roosters, crowing and

      Root beer

      carbonation in

      foam of

      Rubble, Betty

      nonappearance in Flintstones vitamins

      vocation of

      Ruins, layers of

      Rulers, vertical, in restaurant entrances

      Run amok

      Runny noses

      cold weather and

      kids versus adults

      Rust, dental fillings and

      RVs and wheel covers

      “Rx”

      S.O.S Pads, origins of

      “Sacked [fired]”

      Sacks, paper

      jagged edges on

      names on

      Safety caps, aspirin, 100-count bottles of

      Safety pins, gold versus silver

      Saffron, expense of

      Sailors, bell bottom trousers and

      “Salad days”

      Salads, restaurant, celery in

      Saloon doors in Old West

      Salt

      and pepper, as table condiments

      in oceans

      packaged, sugar as ingredient in

      round containers and

      storage bins on highway and

      versus sand, to treat icy roads

      Salutes, military, origins of

      San Francisco, sourdough bread in

      Sand

      in pockets of new jeans

      storage bins on highway and

      versus salt, to treat icy roads

      Sandbags, disposal of

      Sardines, fresh, nonexistence in supermarkets

      “Sawbuck [ten-dollar bill]”

      Sawdust on floor of bars

      Scabs, itchiness of

      Scars, hair growth and

      “Schneider”

      School clocks, backward clicking of minute hands in

      Schools, CPR training in

      Scissors, sewing, and paper cutting

      “Scot-free”

      “Scotland Yard”

      Scotsmen and kilts

      Screen doors, location of handles on

      Screwdrivers, reasons for Philips

      Scuba masks, spitting into

      Sea gulls in parking lots

      Sea level, measurement of

      Seas versus oceans, differences between

      Seat belts

      and shoulder straps in airplanes

      in buses

      in taxicabs

      Secretary as U.S. government department head designation

      “Seed [tournament ranking]”

      “Seeing stars,” head injuries and

      Self-service versus full-service, pricing of, at gas stations

      “Semi,” origins of term

      “Semimonthly”

      “Semiweekly”

      Serrated knives, lack of, in place settings

      Settling in houses

      Seven-layer cakes and missing layers

      Seventy-two degrees, human comfort at

      Sewing scissors and paper cutting

      Shampoo bottles, notches on bottom of

      Shampoo labels, “FD&C” on label of

      Shampoos

      colored, white suds and

      lathering of

      number of applications

      Shaving of armpits, women and

      Sheets

      irregular, proliferation of

      queen-size, size of

      Sheriffs’ badges, shape of

      Shirts

      buttons on men’s versus women’s

      men’s, pins in

      single-needle stitching in

      starch on

      Shoe laces

      length in athletic shoes

      united, in shoe stores

      Shoe sizes, differences between

      Shoes

      lace length in shoe stores

      layers on

      of deceased, at funerals

      penny loafers

      single, on side of road

      tied to autos, at weddings

      uncomfortable, and women

      untied laces in stores

      wing-tip, holes in

      “Shoofly pie”

      Shopping, female proclivity toward

      Shopping malls, doors at entrance of

      “Short shrift�
    �

      Shoulder straps and seat belts in airplanes

      Shredded Wheat packages, Niagara Falls on

      “Shrift”

      Shrimp, baby, peeling and cleaning of

      “Shrive”

      “Siamese twins”

      “Sic,” as dog command

      Side vents in automobile windows

      “Sideburns”

      Sidewalks

      cracks on

      glitter on

      Silica gel packs in electronics boxes

      Silos, round shape of

      Silver fillings, rusting of

      Silverstone, versus Teflon

      Singers, American accents of foreign

      Single-needle stitching in shirts

      Sinks, overflow mechanisms on

      Siskel, Gene, versus Roger Ebert, billing of

      Skating music, roller rinks and

      Skating, figure, and dizziness

      Ski poles, downhill

      “Skidoo”

      Skunks, smell of

      Skyscrapers, bricks in

      Skytyping, versus skywriting

      Skywriting

      techniques of

      versus skytyping

      Sleep

      babies and

      drowsiness after meals

      eye position

      heat and effect on

      twitching during

      “Slippery When Wet” signs, location of

      “Small fry”

      Smell of impending rain

      Smiling in old photographs

      Smoke from soda bottles

      Snack foods and prepricing

      Snake emblems on ambulances

      Snakes

      sneezing

      tongues

      Snap! [of Rice Krispies], profession of

      “Snap! Crackle! And Pop!” of Rice Krispies

      Sneezing

      eye closure during

      looking up while

      pepper and

      snakes and

      Snickers, wavy marks on bottom of

      Sniffing, boxers and

      Snoring, age differences and

      Snow and cold weather

      “Snow” on television

      Soap, Ivory, purity of

      Soaping of retail windows

      Soaps, colored, white suds and

      Social Security cards, lamination of

      Social Security numbers

      fifth digit of

      reassignment of

      sequence of

      Socks

      angle of

      disappearance of

      men’s, coloring of toes on

      “Soda jerk”

      Soft drinks

      bottles, holes on bottom of

      brominated vegetable oil in

      calorie constituents

      effect of container sizes and taste

      filling of bottles of

      finger as fizziness reduction agent

      fizziness in plastic cups

      fizziness of soda with ice cream

      fizziness over ice

      freezing of, in machines

      Kool-Aid and metal containers

      machines, “Use Correct Change” light on

      phenylalanine as ingredient in

      pinholes on bottle caps of

      root beer, foam of

      smoke of

      “sodium-free” labels

      Soles, sunburn and

      “Son of a gun”

      Sonic booms, frequency of

      Sororities, Greek names of

      Souffles and reaction to loud noises

      Soup, alphabet, foreign countries and

      Soups and shelving in supermarkets

      Sour cream, expiration date on

      Sourdough bread, San Francisco, taste of

      South Florida, University of, location of

      South Pole

      directions at

      telling time at

      Sparkling Wine, name of, versus champagne

      Speech, elderly versus younger and

      Speed limit, 55 mph, reasons for

      Speeding and radar

      Speedometers, markings of, in automobiles

      Spelling, “i” before “e” in

      Sperm whales, head oil of

      “Spic and span”

      Spiders and web tangling

      Spitting, men versus women

      Spoons, measuring, inaccuracy of

      Sprinkles, jimmies versus

      Squeaking, causes of

      “St. Martin’s Day”

      Stage hypnotists, techniques of

      Staining, paperback books and

      Stains, elimination of, on clothing

      Staling of bread

      Stamp pads, moisture retention of

      Stamps

      perforation remnants

      postage, taste of

      validity of ripped

      Staplers

      fitting of staples into

      outward setting of

      Staples

      clumping of

      fitting into staplers of

      “Starboard”

      Starch on shirts

      Stars in space, photos of

      Starving children and bloated stomachs

      States, versus commonwealths

      Static electricity, variability in amounts of

      Steak houses and baked potatoes

      Steak, “New York,” origins of

      Steam and streets of New York City

      Steelers, Pittsburgh, helmet emblems of

      Steins, beer, lids and

      Stickers, colored, on envelopes

      Stickiness of peanut butter

      Stock prices as quoted in eighths of a dollar

      Stocking runs

      direction of

      effect of freezing upon

      “Stolen thunder”

      Stomach, growling, causes of

      Stomachs, bloated, in starving children

      “STOP” in telegrams

      Strait, George, and hats

      Straws, rising and sinking of, in glasses

      Street addresses, half-numbers in

      Street names, choice of, at corner intersections

      Street-name signs, location of, at intersections

      Streets, glitter and

      String cheese, characteristics of

      String players

      left handed, in orchestras

      left-handed, in orchestras

      Styrofoam coolers, blue specks on

      Submarines, anchors and

      Sugar

      clumping together of

      spoilage of

      Sugar cube wrappers, slits in

      Sugar Frosted Flakes, calorie count of

      Sugar in packaged salt

      Summer, first day of

      Sunburn

      delayed reaction in

      palms and soles

      “Sundae”

      Sundials, mottoes on

      Sunglasses and professional golfers

      Sunrises, timing of

      Sunsets, timing of

      “Super” glue and Teflon

      “Super” glues versus ordinary glues

      Supermarkets

      check approval policies

      public bathrooms in

      shelving of soup

      Surgeons’ uniforms, color of

      “Swan song”

      Swarming of gnats

      Sweating, swimmers and

      “Sweating” and drinking glasses

      Swimming

      cats and

      sweating and

      Swiping of credit cards

      Swiss cheese

      holes in

      slice sizes of

      Switches, light

      Syringes, hole in needle of

      Tails, curly, pigs and

      “Talking a blue streak”

      Tall old people, rareness of

      Tamers, animal, and kitchen chairs

      Tape counters, audio and VCR

      Tar Heels and University of North Carolina

      Taste, sense of, in children versus adults

     
    Tattoos, color of

      “Taw”

      Tax forms

      disposal of

      numbering scheme of

      Taxes, April 15 due date of

      Taxicabs

      rear windows of

      seat belts in

      Teachers, apples for

      Teddy bears, frowns of

      Teeth, silver fillings and

      Teeth direction of keys

      “Teetotaler”

      Teflon, stickiness of

      Telegrams

      exclamation marks and

      periods and

      Telephone cords, twisting of

      Telephone rings, mechanics of

      Telephones

      911 as emergency number

      area code numbers

      dialing 9 to get outside line

      fast versus slow busy signals

      holes in mouthpiece

      pay, clicking noise in

      “Q” and “Z,” absence from buttons

      rings, mechanics of

      third-party conversations

      three-tone signals

      Telephones (cont.)

      touch tone keypad for

     


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