new york > brooklyn > personals > missed connections
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Posted: 2014-05-15, 4:41 PM EDT
meeker and morgan titties - mm4w
status : divorced
showin me your titties on meekrr and morgan avenues
now im back for more
daddy
brooklyn new york 2014
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Posting ID: 4145697848 Posted: 2014-05-15, 4:41PM EDT
new york > manhattan > gigs > domestic gigs
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Posted: 2013-09-26, 12:12 PM EDT
house intern (East Village)
i inherited 4 large plants. i think they may be ficuses but am unsure
ive been watering them semi-regularly.
i am looking for an unpaid intern to arrive at my apartment at 8:30 every morning to
water my plants. also make coffee, sweep, mild cleaning, walk my 2 beagles.
position unpaid
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• Compensation: no pay
Posting ID: 4092437826 Posted: 2013-09-26, 12:12PM EDT Updated: 2013-09-26, 12:16PM EDT
los angeles > central LA > all gigs > talent gigs
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Posted: 2014-02-28, 12:49 AM PST
Hiring Ghost Actor
Briefly lived in Southern California and was in five month-turned-long distance-relationship.
Looking to cast someone as my ghost to haunt some spots. Trial and error project, see how successful this is. At least three to six “hauntings” required, must be trained actor.
The “target” must notice you for your effort to be considered a successful haunting.
Will do casting call over Google Hangout
Upon receiving the role, I will send you appropriate clothes and direction
Will be hollowed version of myself - faint voice, like blank slate, eye contact is ok so long as it’s weird
I am 130 lb 5’5” brunette, white, prounced nose
Because this is a year ago, your “tour” isnt of the current hip spots. But they call it “work” for a reason!
Saturday Morning Home Diner - 2500 Riverside Drive
Monday Night “Soul Night” The Short Stop - 1455 Sunset Boulevard
Thursday Night Taco Bell - 1400 Glendale Boulevard
• do not contact me with unsolicited services or offers
Posting ID: 4145699948 Posted: 2014-02-28, 12:49AM PST
new york > brooklyn > all personals > missed connections
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Posted: 2014-02-26, 8:19PM EST
miss you - m4w
i saw you, sat next to you
then across from you
trying to tell you
without speaking
just
just feeling
did you feeli t
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Posting ID: 40446175548 Posted: 2014-02-26, 8:19PM EST
new york > queens > all community > pets
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Posted: 2014-06-22, 6:17 PM EDT
CAT HELP
Can not find cat -
hear meowing, unable to locate
In need of help, please come over and seek the cat
i have checked the closets
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Posting ID: 4145642148 Posted: 2014-06-22, 6:17PM EDT
chicago > city of chicago > all personals > missed connection
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Posted: 2014-07-18, 11:01 PM DST
fLowers
just yanked these out the dirt
you wan em, how they feel,
the roots, pretty shit
fourteen total
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Posting ID: 42745699948 Posted: 2014-07-18, 11:01PM DST
thank you
david, tom, everyone at vigliano associates
eileen marshall, emily brill, heidi sue deruiter, megan boyle, rachel warzala, nathan rogers-hancock, alex beaulieu, sam cooke, sam jaffe, sam pink
my parents
Index
Part I
11 REPTILES (fordham)
free gifts - $75 (bensonhurst)
MAYONNAISE - $40
- $200 CHEAP HOUSING IN TRENDY AREA (SILVER LAKE)
Brand New Device - $50
LET ME TAKE YOUR SELFIE
FOR $2.65 YOU CAN ADD A RAT - $3 (OZONE PARK)
hoarding tour
looking 4 u 2 show me - w4m - 71 (astoria)
Untitled Ferret Project
miss - m4w
back walker
Eating Reminder
Looking for temp girlfriend
Boy to Help Me
various toe disorders
looking for advice
LEND ME YOUR ROTTWEILER (Midtown West)
tryst adn tribulation - 28 (stapleton)
Part II
the banging
$1 PIZZA (Lower East Side)
roommate wanted
WARNING
Coconut Fig Lotion Exchange
Openminded Artistic Talent! (Inwood / Wash Hts)
Nail Polish Names
“self regulating”
Tooth Problem - Help Wanted (Boerum Hill)
BOTTLE OF PISS, BAG OF VOMIT
LAYLA IM SORRY - m4w - 22 (bed stuy)
92 wire hangers
GOING “DUTCH”
Overfed Tabby
peanut butter thief - brooklyn
drugs
cvs cashier
rub my teeth
because I don’t want you to have a talk if you don’t have a talk
omar - w4m - 71 (United States)
CALL MY MOM (greenpoint)
Nurse Intern
i texted i was ok - w4m
please - m4w (tremont)
Part III
KEY TURNER
gravestone and plot
fourteen - $85 (marble hill)
taco truck at vons - w4m - 26 (silverlake / echo park)
STACKING DISHES NEED HELP (Midtown West)
Souvenirs from 20th century
BRAND NEW COPY “OBSESSIVE LOVE” PAPERBACK
FREE
COFFEE TABLE(S) (FLATBUSH)
spAre change
21 DSD in 212
Cat Mystery
my west hollywood gateway dream - w4m - 33 (west hollywood)
rat gig - paid gig for rats (blurred lines parody) (kearny)
hartke b300 bass amp - $100 (Midtown West)
swelling (face area) - patterned (non contageious) - w4w
artist wanted
missed connection - m4w
DOBERMAN GR8-IST HIT - $7
sizzlin - m4w (CHELSEA)
88 orchard boy - w4m - 19 (Lower East Side)
Part IV
attend own funeral
- $300 / 1br - 450ft! - UNCONVENTIONAL AMAZING DEAL ARTISTS WELCOME (BUSHWICK)
ALLERGIES 4 ALLERGIES - m4w (GRAHAM AVE)
gf (williamsburg)
OMEGA JUICER (infested) - $140 (bushwick/ridgewood)
PARTICIPATE IN STUDY
DRAKE TUTOR (PARK SLOPE)
Coleslaw/ Kitten Ear Hoodie/ Chess - m4w - 35 (Union Square)
purple clarisonic mia - $85 (Midtown West)
family - w4m - 20 (williamsburg)
addicted hedgehog (Inwood / Wash Hts)
3br - get paid to live here! (bushwick)
HALLOWEEN SEEKING
Couch Available (maybe)
Anyone met mike?
BEDBUG
S FOR MALICE - $30 (bedstuy bushwick)
Search History (How To)
stop please - w4m - 71 (United States)
semi pt assistant
NO - m4w (lic)
Bureau and Childhood Toys $500
HI YOUNG MAN IN BUTTON DOWN - m4m - 28 (PARK SLOPE)
meeker and morgan titties - mm4w
house intern (East Village)
Hiring Ghost Actor
miss you - m4w
CAT HELP
fLowers
thank you