"No."
"Where do we go from here, sir?"
"You can drop me off at the Woodstock Arms or . . ."
"No. I meant with the case, sir."
'. . . or perhaps the Maiden's Arms. "
It seemed that Morse was hardly listening.
"I know you're disappointed, sir, but ' " Disappointed? Nonsense! "
Some light-footed mouse had just scuttled across his scapu- lae; and when
Lewis turned to look at him, it seemed as if someone had switched the
electric current on behind his eyes.
"Yes, Lewis. Just drive me out to Lower Swinstead."
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chapter seventy-two Below me, there is tie village, and looks how quiet
and small! And yet buhbks o'er like a city, with gossip, scandal, and spite
(Tennyson, Maua) unwontedly in a car. Morse was almost continuously
talkative as they drove along: "Do you know that lovely line of Thomson's
about villages " embosomed soft in trees"?"
"Don't even know Thomson,"
mumbled Lewis. "Remarkable things! Strange, intimate little places where
there's more going on than anybody ever dreams of. You get illicit liaisons,
hopeless love affairs, illegitimate offspring, wife swopping interbreeding,
neighbourly spite, class warfare all that's for the insiders, though. If
you're on the outside, they refuse to have anything to do with you. They
clamp up. They present a united defensive front because they've got one
thing in common, Lewis: the village itself. They're all members of the same
football club. They may loathe each other's guts for most of the week, but
come Saturday afternoon when they put on the same football shirts . .
Well, the next village better look out! "
"Except Lower Swinstead doesn't have a football team."
"What are you talking about? They're all in the football team."
Lewis drove down the Windrush Valley into Lower Swinstead.
"They don't all clamp up, anyway. Not to you, they don't.
Compared with some of our lads you've squeezed a carton of juice out of 'em
already. "
"But there's more squeezing to do, Lewis -just a little."
Unwontedly in a pub. Morse had already taken out his wallet at the bar, and
Lewis raised no objection.
"Pint of bitter whatever's in the best nick."
"It's all in the best nick," began BifF en
"And . . . orange or grapefruit, Lewis?"
The fruit machine stood idle and the cribbage-board was slotted away behind
the bar. But the place was quite busy. Most of the customers were locals;
most of them people who'd earlier been questioned about the Harrison murder;
most of them members of the village team.
On the pub's notice board at the side of the bar, underneath "Live Music Every
Saturday', was an amateurishly printed yellow poster advertising the current
week's entertainment:
8. 30-11. 30 P. M.
DON'T MISS IT
The widely acclaimed folk-singer
CYNDICOOK
with the ever popular 3R's Randy, Ray, Rick "Popular?" asked Morse of the
landlord.
"Packed out we are, every Sat'day."
"Ever had Paddy Flynn and his group playing here?"
"Paddy who?"
"Flynn the chap who was murdered."
"Ah yes. Read about it, o'course. But I don't think he were
ever here, Inspector. You know, fifty-odd groups a year and how many years
is it I've ' "Forget it!" snapped Morse.
The beer OK? "
"Fine. How's Bert, by the way? Any better?"
"Worse. Quack called to see him yesterday -just after we'd opened told
Bert's boy the old man oughta go in for a few days, like but Bert told 'em he
For someone who knew almost nothing about some things, Thomas Biffen seemed
to know an awful lot about others.
"Where does he live?" asked Morse.
It was Bert's son, a man already in his late fifties, who showed Morse up the
narrow steepish steps to the bedroom where Bert himself lay, propped up
against pillows, the backs of his hands, purple-veined and deeply foxed,
resting on the top of the sheet.
"Missing the cribbage, I bet!" volunteered Morse. The old face, yellowish
and gaunt, lit up a little.
"Alf'll be glad of a rest.
Hah! " He chuckled deeply in his throat.
"Lost these last five times, he has."
"You're a bit under the weather, they tell me."
"Sdll got me wits about me though. More'nAlfhas sometimes." "Still got a
good memory, you mean?" "Allus had a good memory since I were at school."
"Mind if I ask you a few things? About the village? You know . ..
gossip, scandal . . . that sort of thing? I had a few words with Alf,
but I reckon his memory's not as sharp as yours." "Never was, was it?
Just you fire away. Inspector. Pleasure!"
Lewis, who had been left in the car, leaned across and opened the passenger
door.
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"Another member of the local football team?" Morse smiled sadly and
shook his head.
"I think he's in for a transfer."
"What exactly did he ?" "Get me home, Lewis."
On the speedy journey back to Oxford, the pair spoke only once, and then in a
fairly brief exchange: "Listen, Lewis! We know exactly where Frank Harrison
is; who's with him; how long he's booked in at his hotel; when his return
flight is. So. I want you to make sure he's met at Heathrow."
"If he comes back."
"He'll be back. I want you to meet him. Charge him with anything you like,
complicity in the murder of his missus; complicity in the murder of Barren
please yourself. Any- thing! But bring him back to me, all right? I've
seldom looked forward ' Morse suddenly rubbed his chest vigorously.
"You OK, sir?"
Morse made no reply immediately. But after a few miles had perked up
considerably.
"Just drop me at the Woodstock Arms!"
"Do you think ?"
"And present my apologies to Mrs Lewis. As per usual."
Lewis nodded as he turned right at the Woodstock Road roundabout.
As per usual.
In Paris, in the Ritz, later that same evening a good deal later Marine
Ridgway was finding it difficult to finish the lobster dish and almost
impossible to drink another mouthful of the expensive white wine that looked
to her exactly the
colour and gravity of urine. She was tired; she was more than a little
tipsy; she was slightly less than breathlessly eager for another bout of
sexual frolicking on their king-size bed. And Frank, too, (she'd sensed it
all evening) had been strangely reticent and surprisingly sober.
She braved the exchange: You're not quite your usual self tonight, Frank. "
"Why do you say that?"
"It's that business at Heathrow, isn't it?"
Frank leaned across the table and placed his right hand on her arm.
"I'll be OK soon, sweetheart. Don't worry! And I ought to tell you
something: you're looking absolutely gorgeous!"
"You think so?"
"Why do you reckon all the waiters keep making detours round our table?"
"Tell me!"
"To have a look down the front of your dress."
"Don't be silly!"
"You
hadn't noticed?"
"Frank! It's been a long day and I'm just so fared ... so dred."
"Not too dred, I hope? Night zu miideif' " No, darling. "
"You don't want a sweet? A coffee?"
"No."
"Well, you go up. I'll be with you soon. I've just got a couple of private
phone calls to make. And I want to dunk for a little while on my own, if you
don't mind? And make sure you put dial see-through thing on, all right? The
one that'll send the garcon gaga when he brings our breakfast in the morning."
"You've arranged diat?"
Frank Harrison nodded; and watched the backs of her legs as she left the
table.
Yes, he'd arranged for breakfast in their room.
He'd arranged everything.
Almost.
chapter seventy-three When I have fears that I may cease to be Before my pen
has glean'd my teeming brain. (Keats, Sonnet) slowly morse walked homeward
from the Woodstock Arms, disappointed (as we have seen) if not wholly
surprised, that the favourite in the Harrison Stakes had fallen (like Devon
Loch) within sight of the winning-post. But now, at last (or so he told
himself) Morse guessed the whole truth. And feeling pleasingly over-bee red
he had earlier taken the unusual step of ordering a bar snack, and had
enjoyed his liberally horse- radished beef sandwiches. He thought he would
probably sleep well enough that night. After a while. Not just for a minute
though. Truth was that he felt eager to continue (to finish off? ) the
notes he'd already been making on the Harrison murder, just in case something
happened; just in case no one would be aware of the sweetly logical solution
that had formulated itself in his mind that day.
Much earlier (Morse knew it) he should have paid far more attention to the
thing that had puzzled him most about the Harrison murder: motive. Until
now, Simon had fitted that bill pretty well, since Morse was sure that the
mother-son relation- ship had been very close; much too close. Good
thinking, that! Then, that very afternoon, a busty lusty lass sitting with
Simon in the three-and-six pennies had innocently scuppered his care- fully
considered scheme of things.
Once home. Morse poured himself a modestly liberal measure of Glenfiddich,
and changed into a gaudily striped pair of pyjamas that blossomed in white
and purple and red . . before continuing, indeed completing, his written
record.
This evening in Lower Swinstead I spoke at quite some length with Mr Bert
Bagshaw. Why did I not follow nay first instincts? Had I done so, I would
have realized that any clues to that (most elusive) motivation for the murder
of Yvonne Harrison would ever be likely to lie in the immediate locality
itself, rather than in some external rape or alien burglary. Hardy's yokels
usually knew all about the goings on in the Wessex villages; and their role
is paralleled today by the likes of the Alfs and the Berts in the Cotswold
public houses.
Although I now know who murdered Yvonne Harrison, it will not be easy to
prove the guilt of the accused party. I am reminded of the Greek philosopher
Protagoras, who found it difficult to be dogmatic about the existence of the
gods, partly because of the obscurity of the subject matter, and partly
because of the brevity of human life.
But herewith I give my final thoughts on the murder of Yvonne Harrison, that
crisply uniformed nurse who looked after me in hospital once (but once! )
with such tempting, loving care . . .
He finished writing an hour later at 12. 45 a. m. Or perhaps, to be
accurate, he wrote no more thereafter.
At which hour Lewis was somewhat uneasily asleep, not at all sure in his mind
whether things were going well or going ill. Morse had insisted that it
should be he, Lewis, who would be on hand when Frank Harrison and his lady
passed through Arrivals at Heathrow. No problem there though. Still
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due to land, and Morse had been adamant that Harrison would be on that
flight, and not flitting off to Katmandu or the Cayman Islands.
Yet one thing was ever troublously disturbing Lewis's thoughts: the real
nature of the puzzling and secret relationship that had clearly existed
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chapter seventy-four We are adhering
to life now with our last muscle the heart (Djuna Barnes, Nightwood) morse
awoke at 2. 15 a. m. " his forehead wet with sweat, an excruciating ache
along the whole of his left arm running up as far as his neck and jaw, a
tightly constricting corselet of pain around his chest. He managed to reach
the bathroom sink where he vomited copiously. Thence, in pathetically slow
degrees, he negotiated the stairs, one by one finally reaching the
ground-floor telephone, where he dialled 999, and in a remarkably steady
voice selected the first of the Ambulance Fire Police options. He was seated
on the lime-green carpet beside the front door, its Yale lock and bolts now
opened, when the ambulance arrived six minutes later.
It all happened so quickly.
After being attached to a portable heart-monitor, after a pain-killing
injection, after chewing an aspirin, after having his blood pressure taken.
Morse found himself lying, contentedly almost, eyes open, on a stretcher in
the back of the ambulance.
Beside him a paramedic was looking down with well-disguised anxiety at the
ghastly pallor of the face and the lips of a purple- blue: "We'll just get
the docs to have a look at you. We'll soon be there.
Don't worry. "
Morse closed his eyes, conscious that life had always been a bit of a worry
and seemed to have every likelihood of so continuing now . .
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He should perhaps have rung Lewis from upstairs Lewis had a flat-key
instead of ringing 999.
But then, he realized, Lewis wouldn't have had all that medical equipment,
now would he?
He'd been a little disappointed that he'd heard no ambulance siren.
But then, he realized, there wouldn't be all that much traffic, even in
Oxford, at such an early hour, now would there?
Soon, he knew it, they'd be asking for his
"Religion'.
But then, he realized, it wouldn't take too long for him (or them) to write
down
"None' in some appropriate box, now would it?
"Next of Kin', too. Trickier that though, because the pen- ultimate member
of the Morse clan had recently died, aged ninety-two.
But then it wouldn't take too long to write down
"None' again.
And there were more cheerful things to contemplate. Perhaps Nurse Harrison
would be there in the ward again to sit by his bed in the small hours . . .
But then, he realized, Yvonne Harrison was now dead.
Perhaps Sister McQueen would be on duty to pull him through again?
But then, he realized, she was away for a month in far Carlisle, tending a
frail, demanding mother.
The kindly paramedic held him down gently as he tried to sit up on the
stretcher.
"Lewis! I must see Sergeant Lewis."
"Of cour
se. We'll make sure you see him as soon as they've had a quick look
at you. We're nearly there."
The night nurse in the 'goldfish-bowl', at the right of the Emergencies
Entrance, watched as the automatic double-doors opened and the paramedics
wheeled the latest casualty through, deciding immediately that Resuscitation
Room B was
the place for the newcomer. Quickly she bleeped the Senior House Officer.
The next ten minutes saw swift and methodical action: blood samples were
promptly despatched some whither chest X-rays were taken; an
electrocardiograph test had firmly established that the patient had suffered
a hefty anterior myocardial infarct. But it was time for another move; and
the activities of a young and kindly nurse with a clipboard, dutifully