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    Ready to Fumble (The Worst Detective Ever Book 1)

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    The waves didn’t allow me to remain mostly dry. No, they whipped over me, all the way to my shoulders in cold fury. I could only think of one thing: pneumonia. I was done. I ran back to the shore, desperate for warmth.

      Quickly, I found my coat and pulled it back on. Then I took the coffee a volunteer cocooned in a winter coat and knit hat thrust into my hand. Everyone slowly trickled out of the water and acted like I did: frozen. Medics stood by, just in case anyone had any health issues.

      Event: done. One more thing I could mark off my list.

      Until the mayor thought of something else I should participate in to make amends. Stupid amends.

      And, for real, I was deathly cold right now. I had to get inside. I needed some glorious heat. But, at the same time, I was the host. I was supposed to change and then kick off a winter beach party. Stupid winter beach parties.

      My gaze cut across the crowd and came to Jackson’s again. Our eyes connected before I could stop it. I wasn’t in the mood to deal with his crankiness. Or his lies.

      Instead, I looked back at the ocean. Zane came out of the water, water dripping from his wild, curly hair. He looked like he could have stepped off the set of Baywatch with his lean beach body and carefree body language. Just as he reached me, he shook his head like a wet dog as someone handed him a blanket. “That was awesome!”

      “Not the word I was thinking of myself.” But I smiled anyway, his enthusiasm never ceasing to amaze me. “I’m ready to get inside that tent.”

      He hooked his arm around my neck and specks of water rained on me. “Let’s go!”

      I took one last look back, making sure everyone was out of the water so we could get our party started.

      That was when I saw something tumble ashore.

      Or should I say someone.

      It was a body.

      Even worse, it was Mark Hamill.

      Complete Book List

      Squeaky Clean Mysteries

      Hazardous Duty

      Suspicious Minds

      It Came Upon a Midnight Crime

      Organized Grime

      Dirty Deeds

      The Scum of All Fears

      To Love, Honor, and perish

      Mucky Streak

      While You Were Sweeping (A Riley Thomas Novella)

      Foul Play

      Broom and Gloom

      Dust and Obey

      Thrill Squeaker

      Swept Away

      Cunning Attractions

      Clean Getaway (coming soon)

      Holly Anna Paladin Mysteries

      Random Acts of Murder

      Random Acts of Deceit

      Random Acts of Malice

      Random Acts of Scrooge

      Random Acts of Greed

      Random Acts of Fraud (coming soon)

      The Sierra Files

      Pounced

      Hunted

      Pranced

      Rattled

      Caged (coming soon)

      The Worst Detective Ever

      Ready To Fumble

      Reign Of Error (coming soon)

      Safety In Blunders (coming soon)

      Join the Flub (coming soon)

      Blooper Freak (coming soon)

      Suburban Sleuth Mysteries

      Death of a Couch Potato’s Wife

      Cape Thomas Series

      Dubiosity

      Disillusioned

      Distorted (coming soon)

      Carolina Moon Series

      Home Before Dark

      Gone By Dark

      Wait Until Dark

      Light the Dark

      Tween Novels

      The Curtain Call Caper

      The Disappearing Dog Dilemma

      The Bungled Bike Burglaries

      Stand Alone Novels

      The Trouble With Perfect

      The Good Girl

      Non Fiction Titles

      The Novel In Me

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      About the Author

      USA Today has called Christy Barritt's books “scary, funny, passionate, and quirky.”

      Christy writes both mystery and romantic suspense novels that are clean with underlying messages of faith. Her books have won the Daphne du Maurier Award for Excellence in Suspense and Mystery, have been twice nominated for the Romantic Times Reviewers’ Choice Award, and have finaled for both a Carol Award and Foreword Magazine’s Book of the Year.

      She is married to her Prince Charming, a man who thinks she’s hilarious—but only when she's not trying to be. Christy is a self-proclaimed klutz, an avid music lover who’s known for spontaneously bursting into song, and a road trip aficionado.

      When she's not working or spending time with her family, she enjoys singing, playing the guitar, and exploring small, unsuspecting towns where people have no idea how accident-prone she is.

      Find Christy online at:

      www.christybarritt.com

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      Sign up for Christy’s newsletter to get information on all of her latest releases here: www.christybarritt.com/newsletter-sign-up/

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