The Art of Eavesdropping
The Sidekick’s Survival Guide, Book 1
Christy Barritt
Copyright © 2020 by Christy Barritt
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To my friend Gina, who always entertains me with her stories about being a Filipino in America.
To my friend Helza, who inspired me with stories of growing up in Peru.
To my friends Rachel and Curtis, who served as missionaries in Ecuador and showed me what it was like to have a heart for those overseas.
Complete Book List
Squeaky Clean Mysteries:
#1 Hazardous Duty
#2 Suspicious Minds
#2.5 It Came Upon a Midnight Crime (novella)
#3 Organized Grime
#4 Dirty Deeds
#5 The Scum of All Fears
#6 To Love, Honor and Perish
#7 Mucky Streak
#8 Foul Play
#9 Broom & Gloom
#10 Dust and Obey
#11 Thrill Squeaker
#11.5 Swept Away (novella)
#12 Cunning Attractions
#13 Cold Case: Clean Getaway
#14 Cold Case: Clean Sweep
#15 Cold Case: Clean Break
#16 Cleans to an End (coming soon)
While You Were Sweeping, A Riley Thomas Spinoff
The Sierra Files:
#1 Pounced
#2 Hunted
#3 Pranced
#4 Rattled
The Gabby St. Claire Diaries (a Tween Mystery series):
The Curtain Call Caper
The Disappearing Dog Dilemma
The Bungled Bike Burglaries
The Worst Detective Ever
#1 Ready to Fumble
#2 Reign of Error
#3 Safety in Blunders
#4 Join the Flub
#5 Blooper Freak
#6 Flaw Abiding Citizen
#7 Gaffe Out Loud
#8 Joke and Dagger
#9 Wreck the Halls
#10 Glitch and Famous (coming soon)
Raven Remington
Relentless 1
Relentless 2 (coming soon)
Holly Anna Paladin Mysteries:
#1 Random Acts of Murder
#2 Random Acts of Deceit
#2.5 Random Acts of Scrooge
#3 Random Acts of Malice
#4 Random Acts of Greed
#5 Random Acts of Fraud
#6 Random Acts of Outrage
#7 Random Acts of Iniquity
Lantern Beach Mysteries
#1 Hidden Currents
#2 Flood Watch
#3 Storm Surge
#4 Dangerous Waters
#5 Perilous Riptide
#6 Deadly Undertow
Lantern Beach Romantic Suspense
Tides of Deception
Shadow of Intrigue
Storm of Doubt
Winds of Danger
Rains of Remorse
Lantern Beach P.D.
On the Lookout
Attempt to Locate
First Degree Murder
Dead on Arrival
Plan of Action
Lantern Beach Escape
Afterglow (a novelette)
Lantern Beach Blackout
Dark Water
Safe Harbor
Ripple Effect
Rising Tide
The Sidekick’s Survival Guide
The Art of Eavesdropping
The Perks of Meddling
The Skill of Snooping (coming soon)
The Practice of Prying (coming soon)
Carolina Moon Series
Home Before Dark
Gone By Dark
Wait Until Dark
Light the Dark
Taken By Dark
Suburban Sleuth Mysteries:
Death of the Couch Potato’s Wife
Fog Lake Suspense:
Edge of Peril
Margin of Error
Brink of Danger
Line of Duty
Cape Thomas Series:
Dubiosity
Disillusioned
Distorted
Standalone Romantic Mystery:
The Good Girl
Suspense:
Imperfect
The Wrecking
Sweet Christmas Novella:
Home to Chestnut Grove
Standalone Romantic-Suspense:
Keeping Guard
The Last Target
Race Against Time
Ricochet
Key Witness
Lifeline
High-Stakes Holiday Reunion
Desperate Measures
Hidden Agenda
Mountain Hideaway
Dark Harbor
Shadow of Suspicion
The Baby Assignment
The Cradle Conspiracy
Trained to Defend
Nonfiction:
Characters in the Kitchen
Changed: True Stories of Finding God through Christian Music (out of print)
The Novel in Me: The Beginner’s Guide to Writing and Publishing a Novel (out of print)
Contents
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
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Chapter One
I used to feel I had the whole world in front of me. Now, I was certain that it wasn’t the actual world, but a mirage showing what my life could have looked like.
So, instead of looking ahead, I decided to glance behind me.
Like, I literally peered back. As in, into my rearview mirror at the street stretching there.
I couldn’t help but feel like my past was trailing me like a piece of toilet paper unknowingly stuck on my shoe.
Though nothing suspicious caught my eye, my gut told me someone was following me.
But what sense would that make?
I was Elliot Ransom. An introvert. The new girl in town. Someone who prided herself in being fluent in English, Spanish, and Nerd.
In other words, I wasn’t a threat—not unless I was at a spelling bee.
I sighed and turned my gaze back to the road ahead. It was my first day on a new job, and the bright, sunny spring weather seemed to hold promise.
I’d take whatever hope I could hold onto.
Nothing had felt right since I’d moved away from the Amazon village where I’d grown up to this hoity-toity Virginia city that masqueraded as a wholesome river town. For a goal-oriented twenty-seven-year-old, the change had been traumatic, and lately I’d eaten away my troubles with subpar mangoes and canned
pineapple.
I missed the cheerful sounds of the jungle in the morning.
The clean, dewy air.
The love of my life, Sergio.
Mostly, I missed feeling excited about the prospects of my future. Instead, I’d been transported to this new place and left with the realization that home was no longer attainable.
And it never again would be.
But the gut feeling remained, a feeling that had been finely tuned by my father, Edwardo Lucas Eldorado Topeka de Torres. Yes, our last names were different, but that was a story for another day.
Just then, my car sputtered. Smoke rose from the hood. The vehicle lurched.
I pulled off to the side of the road, where my sedan—a silver Buick with a red door—died faster than my social life as of late.
With a sigh, I climbed out, popped the hood, and propped it open. Then I stared at all the car engine components in front of me, trying to figure out what might have possibly gone wrong, causing smoke to come out.
I knew a lot of things, but I had no clue how to fix a car.
I pressed my fingers against my temples as my head began to throb. This is not the time for weakness. It’s time to operate at peakness.
When I got nervous, I started to rhyme. The habit was weird, but it was all mine. As I’d gotten older, it sounded less cute and more like a wannabe half-Hispanic, half-Caucasian rapper.
I tried to start the car again. The engine clicked but refused to turn over.
I had to think here. I had exactly six dollars and thirty-four cents in my wallet. No credit cards. And a dead car.
Not to mention that this was my first day at my new job. Being late would be a horrible first impression. I knew I shouldn’t have taken this new position. I should have stuck with my old, boring job as an insurance specialist.
Just then, a car pulled behind me. It wasn’t just any car either. The Bentley probably cost more than I would make in a decade.
My jaw tightened when I saw the man who climbed out and strode toward me. He wore a white suit and expensive sunglasses that made him appear important—not exactly the kind of guy who stopped on the side of the road to help someone with a clunker like mine. More like the type who hired people to iron his underwear and separate his M&Ms by color.
“Looks like you’re having some problems.” He paused beside me. “Is there anything I can do to help?”
“I’m not really sure what happened,” I started, the words coming out too fast. “I was just driving down the road when I saw the smoke and heard a strange sound.”
The man pushed his sunglasses up to the top of his gelled dark hair, revealing beautiful brown eyes. As he fiddled under the hood, I couldn’t help but worry he’d get grease on his crisp, white suit.
My dad had taught me to always be observant. He’d told me it might save my life one day. I’d never forgotten that. During the beginnings of the political uprisings in my country, my father had given me survival tips instead of telling nighttime stories.
And that was why I had trouble relating to so many people around me. Though my family had frequently taken trips to the States, my upbringing wasn’t like most people’s.
“Oh, here it is.” My Knight-in-White-Armani fiddled with something before looking back at me. “Do me a favor and start the engine. Let’s see what happens.”
I climbed back into the car and did as he said. As I turned the key in the ignition, my engine purred to life. Relief rushed through me. Maybe there was hope for the rest of my life—I mean, day.
Quickly, I climbed from the car and met the man. “Thank you so much.”
He stepped back and grinned, his teeth gleaming like snow on a sunny day. “It’s no problem. It looks like one of the spark plug wires became disconnected. You still might want to take it into a garage, just to make sure. But this should get you to where you’re going, provided it’s not too far away.”
“I can’t tell you how much I appreciate this.” I offered a grateful smile. This guy, despite his snooty appearance, really had been a lifesaver.
The man pulled his sunglasses back over his eyes and flashed that million-dollar grin again. “It’s no problem. Helping out a beautiful damsel in distress is the least I can do.” With one more wave, he strode back to his car. “¡Mantente alerta!”
I froze.
What had he just said? Certainly I’d misunderstood.
Because it had sounded like he said, “mantente alerta.”
Spanish for “Stay alert.”
A phrase my father had often used.
That couldn’t be a coincidence.
The uneasy feeling returned to me. Had that man been following me? What sense would that make?
I glanced at my watch again before climbing back into my car and heading down the road. With any luck, I’d show up for my first day on the job right on time.
But I couldn’t shake the notion that something bad was speeding toward me like a jaguar closing in on its prey.
After getting stuck behind every red light, I rolled into work ten minutes late. I paused in front of the office to gather myself before going inside. The building was a storefront located one block back from the quaint tourist area along the beautiful Storm River. The outside was painted robin’s egg blue, and cheerful white shutters hung on either side of the wide windows.
It looked welcoming and warm, at least.
When I finally walked into the office building of Driscoll and Associates, a private investigation firm, I noticed that I’d somehow managed to get a streak of grease on my new blouse.
While the man who’d helped me with my car walked away totally clean. Go figure.
Instead of changing, I buttoned my pale-yellow sweater, trying to hide the evidence so I could look professional. Impressions were 90 percent of success. Another tidbit from my dad.
By nature, I was the neat but comfortable kind. I had straight brown hair that wouldn’t hold a curl. A boyish figure—no hips or chest. A no-frill way of dressing.
My dad had said that allowed my natural beauty to shine through.
Dads were supposed to say stuff like that.
I paused and glanced around the reception area. The place was decorated professionally with walnut-stained shiplap walls, rich wood floors, and sleek furniture. The scent of sandalwood floated in the air, and electricity seemed to zing through the atmosphere.
I smiled at the woman at the front desk. “I’m Elliot Ransom, and I’m here to see Mr. Driscoll.”
A blonde with big hair, full lips, and oversized glasses unapologetically studied me. “You must be the new girl.”
First impression: Ditzy. Slightly vain. A talker. From the Deep South, based on her drawl.
“That’s me. Elliot Ransom.”
She flashed a smile that didn’t quite reach her eyes. “Maybe you’ll make it longer than the last one did.”
What did that mean? I didn’t know much about my new boss. I’d read an online ad stating he was looking for an assistant. He paid considerably higher than what I’d been paid at my old job, and the position sounded entirely more interesting.
“Velma!” A deep voice rattled the room from a doorway in the distance. “Is she here yet?”
Velma’s eyes widened, and she sat up straighter in her chair. Her hand flew out and knocked some papers from the desk. The pile fluttered to the floor like feathers in duck-hunting season. Instead of picking them up, her fingers splayed across the desk as if hanging on for dear life.
“Yes, sir. I’m sending her right in.” Velma looked at me with wide eyes beneath her purple-framed glasses before whispering, “Good luck.”
I hadn’t remembered my new boss being quite as scary when I’d met him for my interview. Then again, we’d only talked for five minutes in-between press interviews he gave in front of City Hall. His job opening ad had stated he wanted someone detail-oriented who spoke fluent Spanish, liked t
o read Agatha Christie, and wasn’t PC.
It was like the ad was written for me. I was bilingual, loved mystery novels, and hated personal computers. I was more of a Mac girl.
Mostly, what I remembered was the man had smelled like cigars and bloated self-worth. Oscar Driscoll had asked a few questions, looked me over, and then told me I was hired. Maybe that did seem a little suspicious, but desperation won over complaining. I was so over my job at the insurance company.
I stepped into the office and spotted my new boss sitting behind his massive desk—a desk built for such a person. The man was large and imposing, with a round face, a nearly bald head, and an awful mustache below his shiny, bulbous nose. He looked to be in his early fifties, and, based on the dish on his desk, he liked pistachios.
He had helped solve the highly publicized crime of the Ernesto family five years ago, and he’d become somewhat of a celebrity. Helena Ernesto had been accused of killing her husband, but Oscar found a key piece of evidence indicating Helena’s brother was actually guilty.
Media coverage had been intense and constant, and Oscar had shone in the spotlight. Eventually, he’d even written a book about it, and a made-for-TV movie had been aired with some actor named Kevin James playing Oscar.
I’d done a little research on the man before coming today. The Type A in me couldn’t resist.
He observed me for a moment before nodding. “Good. You’re here. You’re from South America, right?”
“That’s right. I grew up in a town right on the edge of the jungle and—”
“You look Hispanic.”