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    Fashion Kitty versus the Fashion Queen

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      June, and talk about

      how great Fashion

      Kitty is, for as long as

      she wants.

      She felt very good.

      Very good until...

      Kiki! Kiki!

      Did you hear?

      Fashion Kitty

      visited Cassandra last

      night! And she gave her

      a book that’s full of

      fashion advice.

      It’s called

      The One and Only

      Fashion Almanack.

      Isn't that amazing?

      See, it's right here

      on this flier.

      Cassandra

      is lying!

      That book

      is a fake!

      What?!

      Fashion

      Kitty didn't

      visit her!

      She's a

      phony!

      I can't believe you,

      Kiki Kittie'

      I can't believe

      how much you hate

      Fashion Kitty!

      But . . .

      I don't see how

      we can stay best

      friends.

      "But" was a big word for Kiki that day.

      The One and Only

      is a fake!

      But I can't say how

      I know that.

      Fashion Kitty did not

      visit Cassandra last night.

      But I can't say how

      I know that.

      Cassandra wrote The One

      and Almanack

      herself . But I can't say

      how I know that.

      By the end of the day she felt very angry.

      On the way home from school, Kiki thought about

      all the things that bothered her.

      Everyone

      thinks

      Fashion Kitty

      picked out bossy

      Cassandra to be a

      fashion messenger.

      Everyone

      thinks Fashion Kitty

      gave Cassandra a

      special gift.

      Everyone

      thinks that

      Fashion Kitty

      wrote a book

      filled with spelling

      mistakes. Nobody

      spells "almanac"

      with a "k' at

      the end.

      But the thing that bothered her the most was:

      It's not fair that

      I can't change into

      Fashion Kitty and tell

      everyone the truth!

      And really, if you thought about it,

      she was right. It wasn't fair at all.

      Can we

      see the

      book?

      Did you

      see the boo

      WOW!

      Wow.

      Here.

      Oh, Cassandra,

      tell us again what

      Fashion Kitty was like!

      Oh,

      yes, do.

      Maybe

      later. I

      want to read

      to you what

      it says in

      here.

      Uh-oh. I'm

      even wearing

      pink underpants.

      Does it count

      if no one

      can see them?

      Let's see...

      what does it

      say in The One

      and Only Fashion

      Almanack?

      Look here,

      it says pink should

      only be worn on

      holidays, and then

      only a little.

      Wow!

      That's

      interesting,

      isn't it?

      Looks like our friend

      Sandy was wrong.

      We'll forgive her.

      She's right!

      If Fashion Kitty

      wrote it, it must

      be true.

      You can't

      argue with

      fashion rules

      if they are

      written

      down.

      Cassandra was so happy she

      skipped all the way home.

      I can't wait

      to add more

      pages to the

      Cassandra!

      You are such

      a genius!

      I have

      fashion

      power!

      And though she didn't look any

      different, Cassandra certainly

      seemed to be the Fashion Queen

      once again.

      You're just

      lucky that I'm

      going to forgive

      you.

      Can I see the book?

      Sorry, Sandy!

      Don't you think you've

      done enough damage

      with your whole

      pink thing?

      Fashion

      Kitty gave

      me this

      book, so

      it's mine!

      Am I missing something?

      Is today a holiday?

      No. I just thought

      pink was okay.

      Well, looks like

      you thought wrong! I'd

      change my clothes if

      I were you.

      Did

      Fashion Kitty

      really write a

      fashion almond?

      I didn't

      think so, because

      if I wrote a whole

      book I'd be really

      happy and proud.

      It's "fashion almanac,"

      and no, she didn't.

      And you

      don't look

      like either of

      those things.

      Kiki walked over to

      Lana and gave her

      a hug.

      Sometimes Lana was

      much smarter than

      a normal four-

      year-old, and that

      was what made her

      special.

      The next day, Cassandra was ready for everyone,

      with some new fashion rules.

      It says here that

      everyone should wear a

      black hat on the third

      Wednesday of the month.

      And that's

      tomorrow.

      So, don't forget!

      Psst . . . You

      aren't suppose to

      wear pink.

      I'm glad to

      see that everyone

      who counts stayed

      away from pink

      today.

      Black

      hat?

      I'm a rebel!

      Good

      job

      Cassandra was using her fashion almanac to make everyone wear exactly what she wanted.

      She was abusing her fashion power.

      I think

      I have a black

      hat at home.

      I'll go and buy

      a hat after

      school today.

      I don't

      have a black

      hat, or any

      money.

      What

      can

      I do?

      I love

      shopping!

      Sometimes when a kitty

      is desperate she might

      decide to do the wrong

      thing.

      Do you have an

      extra black hat I can

      borrow?

      Sorry!

      I only have

      one for me.

      Where

      can I get

      money

      to buy

      a hat?

      I need

      money.

      What

      can

      I do?

      I'll just take

      a few dollars

      from my mom's

      wallet. She

      won't notice.

      Lana, shush!

      I hear


      something.

      It wasn't a fashion emergency, but it was

      an emergency for the sake of fashion, and

      that was good enough.

      Sorry, Mother.

      I have to go. Someone is calling me,

      and Cassandra needs to be

      taught a lesson.

      Oh, dear!

      You aren't going to get

      in a fight, are you?

      She's going to beat

      Cassandra up!

      Of course not! No

      fighting. I promise.

      Be careful!

      At least you've had

      supper this time.

      She's the

      greatest!

      Fashion Kitty flew as fast as she could, and she

      caught poor Carol Anne by surprise. She was so

      shocked she broke her necklace by accident.

      Carol Anne, put

      the money back,

      and I'll meet you in

      your room.

      Agghh!

      Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!

      I'm so sorry! I just didn't

      know what else to do.

      I didn't want to

      break your fashion

      rules, but I don't

      have a black hat.

      Shhhh,

      Carol Anne.

      Those aren't

      my rules. I didn't

      write that book.

      I did not

      write that book.

      It's full of

      spelling

      mistakes

      and . . .

      You didn't?

      But Cassandra told

      everyone you did.

      She said you gave

      her the almanac.

      I'm a

      terrific

      speller!

      It hurts me

      to say this, but

      Cassandra is

      dishonest.

      So I don't

      have to wear

      a black hat

      tomorrow?

      No, you

      don't!!

      She's

      a bad

      kitty!

      Both Carol Anne and Fashion Kitty felt a

      lot better.

      You don't have

      to raise your hand.

      Excuse me,

      Fashion Kitty.

      Oh . . . but how

      is anyone going

      to believe me?

      About meeting you

      and what you said.

      Fashion Kitty thought

      about it while she

      fixed Carol Anne's

      favorite necklace.

      And when it was time

      to go they had a plan

      all worked out.

      Thank you,

      Fashion Kitty!

      One more

      twist and

      it's as good

      as new.

      Happy

      to help!

      Good-bye,

      Fashion Kitty!

      Be brave,

      Carol Anne!

      Fashion Kitty flew home, and she felt as light as

      an autumn leaf. She looked at all the twinkling

      lights below her, and even though the air was

      cold she didn't mind it one bit.

      Lana was still up when

      Kiki walked in the door.

      She was full of questions.

      Well, I certainly

      hope there was

      no fighting.

      Did you fight

      with Cassandra?

      Calm down,

      Lana.

      Did you

      beat her up?

      said Mother Kittie, and

      then she

      looked at

      Kiki.

      Did she

      cry?

      No. I wasn't

      in a fight . . .

      I don't

      get it!

      What

      happened?

      But I'm

      pretty sure

      I won. . . .

      Sounds like a

      good story for

      tomorrow.

      Because I know a

      little kitty who

      should be in bed.

      Do I have to

      wash my face and

      brush my teeth?

      Come on, Lana.

      Let's brush them

      together.

      I'm going to

      go to bed, too.

      Tomorrow is going

      to be a big day.

      The next day was a big day. It started off

      as a big black-hat day.

      I have never

      seen so many

      black hats.

      It was not surprising

      that her hat looked very

      much like a crown.

      Cassandra was overjoyed.

      So many

      black

      hats!

      WHAT

      A DAY!

      Everyone

      has a black

      hat on.

      This is

      amazing!

      And then Cassandra spotted Carol Anne.

      Hey, you,

      over there!

      Where's

      your hat?

      And you're

      wearing pink!

      Or maybe

      you think you're

      better than

      Fashion Kitty!

      Were you away

      yesterday?

      Did you

      not hear

      about

      black-hat

      day?

      Maybe

      you're her

      enemy !

      All the kitties gasped in horror.

      Cassandra was happy that everyone was

      watching her. She was going to make an

      example out of Carol Anne. She was going

      to teach her a lesson.

      Maybe you'd like Fashion Kitty

      to be locked up in a bathroom or

      a cave and disappear forever!

      And you'd probably

      like to rip up

      this book!

      Wouldn't

      you?

      Carol Anne looked

      nervous, but she took a

      deep breath and said:

      The crowd of kitties started mumbling

      excitedly.

      I don't want

      Fashion Kitty

      to disappear.

      Uh . . .

      aha!

      But I would

      like to rip up

      that book.

      Cassandra was a little

      confused. What Carol

      Anne had said was not

      what she had expected.

      If it had been the olden times she would have said:

      Take her

     


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