“I don’t but you know I’m not really an asshole. Did she mention all the crap she’s done to me?”
“She may have mentioned something about a prank.”
“What?”
“Oh, nothing, but Bare, be careful, she might have mentioned something about Rascal and your jeans.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“I don’t know but I’d watch your back, hottie-sexy-pants,” I say as I cackle and head to the shower.
“Hottie-sexy-pants? Does that mean she thinks I’m hot?” he calls after me. I continue to laugh as I shut the bathroom doo