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    Mister Toebones

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      Near Saturn

      Snowflakes drifted unseen

      onto the floor of a lake.

      Salts of cyanide fell nearby

      in the rainfall over the crags.

      Other moons appeared

      to the instruments of the eye,

      some cratered, one smooth, one of them

      spouting water crystals into space.

      And we could see odd shapes less

      moonlike, Epi-metheus and Pro-metheus

      meaning After-thought and Fore-thought

      shepherding rocks and ice

      in the rings. And others, moonlets,

      were invisible, smaller, nameless, most,

      like most of what there was and is,

      even to the mind’s eye dark.

      Lingerie Femme and the Vagaries of Pronunciation

      From vagari, Latin, meaning wander,

      comes vah-GEHR-ee, an eccentric whim,

      or deviation in the fickle mind. Vagaries

      are not instances of vagueness, though the new

      pronunciation, VAYG-uh-reez, has blurred

      the meaning. Let’s not blur the meaning. Aks

      for ask was standard during the reign

      of Aelfric. If a bigot tells you aks is wrong,

      remind him that King Eadgar and Queen

      Aelfthryth disagreed. This error is not

      trivial, though to err, Pope said, is human,

      and he did say uhr, not ehr. To air is what

      the British do not do with dirty linen.

      Flax, speaking of linen, is the proper sound

      in flaccid, which, like accident,

      and unlike acid, has two cees. Lingerie

      is French for linen. I struggle to accept

      (two cees, ak-sept) that in this country

      lingerie is lawnjuhray. It’s sad. I love

      to mangle French as much as anyone,

      and if it made me feel indecent

      lawnjuhray would be a triumph,

      but it calls to my mind someone

      injured in a folding lawn chair.

      To Bald Eagle

      You were a good workhorse,

      gentle for children to ride.

      When I leaned forward on your neck

      and whispered, I could feel it

      that you understood me.

      Even in your old age Henry Davis

      would have you prance, and he swung down

      from the height of your back, easy

      out of the saddle when he was eighty.

      The mule that shared your stall

      for years, Henry told us after he hauled

      your body away from the house,

      stood screaming over what was left,

      for three days. Then, for a few more seasons,

      Henry ploughed his cornfield with the mule.

      Now, fifty years later, I’m whispering this to myself.

      Circa 1961

      Titanis walleri

      A flightless raven taller than a man

      kept chasing me into the ditch along the road.

      Nightmare logic made the bird too slow

      ever to catch me, but it also made me

      stumble. Sea cows, hundreds of miles southeast,

      slipped, meanwhile, through clear springs

      into the tea-brown tannic brew

      of the Lower Santa Fe, a river

      famous for disappearing underground

      and coming up out of nowhere. There,

      in scuba gear, Ben Waller did

      palaeoarchaeology for fun. He sank

      his bare hands into the silt on bottom

      to feel his way along for hidden shapes.

      He found whole points of pre-Columbian spears,

      and once the fossilized ankle

      of the most frightening bird

      ever to walk this Earth.

      Waller’s job for Civil Defense

      was diving to bring back bodies of divers

      lost in local caves. The anklebone

      he found was what they call

      Titanis walleri, a bird the size of the one

      in my contemporaneous nightmare.

      Two million years before,

      that species may have made the laugh

      the seriema makes now in Brazil.

      The seriema can catch a snake in her beak,

      whip it into the ground,

      and swallow it whole, head first.

      With a similar motion, they say,

      Titanis, to protect her chicks,

      could bring down cats as big as tigers.

      She did this by driving her beak

      hook first into the cat’s spine—

      head, an eagle’s head more massive

      than a battle-ax, swung down

      by the muscle-bound neck of an emu

      twice the size of my father, who was tall,

      and, I should tell you, kind,

      but who happened to own the black

      totemic carving of a crow

      which came to life enormous in my dreams.

      Oceanic

      1.

      Again an oriole has hung her nest

      among the cottonwoods just

      farther north, and soon

      inside the Baltimore hotel

      where my grandparents stood

      as newlyweds big horseshoe crabs

      will scuttle over the lobby floor

      while high tide laps

      through busted

      window frames and doors.

      2.

      When the north wind came down

      out of the cedars

      onto the bay

      the boat turned slowly

      as the needle of a compass

      does in the palm of a man

      turning to find himself

      on a map.

      3.

      Far down, under a sky without a moon or stars,

      when the dive light failed and the current

      along the wall of the reef gained force,

      he turned to find the lights of the others

      gone. Things in the total dark, even

      his own hands now, seemed hypothetical,

      and deep inside the ear the velocity of his heart.

      To Sirius B

      Your sister, the Dog Star, was the brightest.

      You, the Pup, nobody even saw, until one night

      in eighteen sixty-two, when a young man

      with a telescope of his own devise looked up,

      and there, where the wobble in your sister’s gait

      suggested you might be, you were, a white dwarf.

      Scientists, when they could read your temperature,

      said a thimbleful of you must weigh a ton.

      Fusion had to have ceased, they thought,

      for you to be so dense. Though white hot

      you were defunct at the core, already yellowing,

      dead in other words. After the yellow,

      they predicted, would come dull red, duller

      and duller, until you disappeared. Your sister,

      meanwhile, and the Sun would also be white

      dwarves. Mercury, Venus, Earth, and the Moon,

      before that, during the Sun’s red-giant phase,

      would have been vaporized in the expanding

      sphere and thrown off into nebulous plumes.

      A Voter from Mississippi Considers the State Constitution

      Article 12, Section 241 on Franchise: Concerning the Exception for Idiots and Insane Persons

      Words
    ring empty without love,

      but we do in the strictest sense

      rank idiots below the imbeciles

      and imbeciles below the morons.

      Idiots we deem unfit to vote.

      This is the law. In May of 1954,

      soon after Brown vs. Board of Education,

      Senator James Eastland in his third term

      said that segregation is the law

      of nature. It keeps racial harmony,

      he said. His people a year later

      murdered Emmett Till.

      During his fourth term they killed

      Evers, Chaney, Schwerner, and Goodman.

      During his fifth, nearby in Tennessee,

      they murdered King. Those deemed

      worthy of the vote made Eastland senator

      six times. When Eastland was a boy

      they made James Vardaman

      their governor, then senator.

      Vardaman in his first campaign

      for governor said education spoiled

      good field hands, and he advocated

      lynching. Our state constitution

      for a time required that voters

      demonstrate sound moral character.

      That statute was repealed.

      A Cat Lover’s Guide to The Bell Curve

      Pigs may be the most intelligent

      of the domestic animals,

      but next to pigs cats look like

      geniuses for diet, caterwauling

      sex, longevity, and hygiene.

      Sows suffocate their young

      by accident, or swallow them

      alive on whim. I’ve seen them

      puke their breakfast in the dirt

      and eat it warm for lunch, their faces

      smeared with shit. The poor,

      some experts say, are less intelligent

      than the rich. This they prove

      with numbers from a test

      which, I’m just guessing,

      is the one they use on pigs.

      To Jesse James

      Before you were born, your father stood

      in the pulpit quoting the gospel:

      “As ye would that men should do

      to you, do ye also to them

      likewise.” He kept five children:

      to work as slaves in the hemp fields,

      and their mother in the house.

      When you were three, he left

      for Hangtown Gold Camp

      where he found what many young men

      found there, cholera and an early death.

      Your stepfather beat you, and your mother

      replaced him soon with the Doctor,

      who worked the children to raise tobacco.

      Your brother Frank, having left home

      at eighteen, was asleep in the Rebel camp

      at dawn, when boys from the Union

      crept up through the woods,

      and the Battle of Wilson’s Creek

      left five hundred dead around him.

      In the siege at Lexington he surrendered.

      Home on parole he joined a Rebel gang.

      Then, you saw jayhawkers hang the Doctor

      from a tree in the yard. They swung him

      down to ask where Frank had gone,

      and when he did not say, they swung him up again.

      A year later, Frank came back with Bloody Bill’s gang,

      and you joined them at sixteen to murder

      the unarmed boys on the train at Centralia.

      The Union infantry followed and took a position

      with muskets, to pour and pack and fire

      as fast as they could, but you and the gang of boys

      on horseback charged with two or three revolvers each,

      killing a hundred more, including some who surrendered.

      You were an outlaw then for life.

      You received at your work

      two bullet wounds in the chest

      and one in the leg.

      When you were thirty-four, you, your wife, and children

      shared a house with the Ford boys: Robert,

      after breakfast, shot you in the back of the head,

      having been promised more than he thought

      to earn in a lifetime, more, in fact, than he did.

      Some say, you were an excellent dancer,

      courteous with the ladies. Stories tell

      of your saving a widow’s farm.

      They mention widows in several states.

      I keep trying to see the actual man

      behind the eyes in the photograph:

      hair and beard cut short, jacket tweed

      with a clover lapel, floppy silk bow tie:

      a man of moderate style, alert to trouble

      such as upholders of slavery met

      in the Borderlands of your time.

      Frank I see here bald at fifty-five,

      big ears, turn-of-the-century three-piece suit

      and sweater, wingtip collar and flowing tie,

      more shoe salesman by now than robber:

      Frank looks less on edge, having killed more

      boys and men by far than you did.

      When he returned to the farm in old age,

      after your mother died, for two bits

      he would show the original site of your grave

      and let the visitor take a pebble

      to keep as a souvenir.

      There’s no connection between us, Jesse,

      except the enjoyment of lives prepared by those

      who made their neighbors slaves under color of law

      and by armies deployed at a whim.

      In the predawn dark while my mother

      was giving birth to me, your namesake Jesse,

      six when last you saw him at the table for breakfast,

      would have been sleeping, an old man

      in Los Angeles, in South Central where he lived.

      He died there too, the following year, eight miles south

      of where my brother Richard lives today.

      Love and Empire

      Napoleon in exile kept two lockets, one

      from the late Marie Walewska

      with a snippet of blonde hair, the other

      remembering Josephine with violets

      he picked beside her grave. As for himself,

      he asked that his heart in spirits of wine,

      preserved in a dish of silver welded

      shut, be given to the second

      empress, who survived him.

      *

      Widowed at thirty, jailed

      by Robespierre, made

      courtesan by his successor,

      Josephine, when she laughed, hid

      her ugly teeth behind her hand.

      *

      Napoleon two days after the wedding left for war.

      He said in a letter to his wife, he longed to kiss

      her breast, “and lower down, much lower.” Her replies

      were cool and few; her dalliances with his rival, not.

      *

      Sick of his wife’s adulteries, Napoleon in Egypt

      saw a woman smiling with good teeth

      and sent her husband as envoy to France.

      The smiling woman stayed, and with the wives

      of other officers she visited the general’s house

      for lunch. A parlormaid filling the water glasses

      tripped and drenched the woman’s dress.

      Napoleon, as though surprised, leapt up,

     
    and led his guest into a private room where,

      he insisted, she could “repair the damage.”

      *

      Marie Walewska, faithful as a wife

      at twenty-one, according to her own

      account, had spurned Napoleon.

      But when he smashed his watch,

      and swore that he would shatter

      Poland, thus, were she not his,

      she fainted, wakening after the rape

      to find him soothing her, as if in love.

      *

      Men who saw bells fat as oxen

      drop through bell towers in flames

      after a month lay scattered, windblown

      in a thousand fields of snow.

      *

      Marie Walewska spent two nights in Napoleon’s bed

      on Elba, planning to stay, but he escorted her

      on the third night halfway back to the boat.

      In the locket she had inscribed: “Remember,

      when you cease to love me, that I love you still.”

      *

      The perfume of the violet is sweet, though brief

      because it numbs the nerve it touches.

      *

      Declining the gift of the dead man’s heart,

      the second empress wrote to a friend:

      “He did not treat me ill, as some

      suppose. I would have wished him

      many years of a contented life,

      if only he lived them far away from me.”

      From Anyte of Tegea

      For you, goddess of war and wisdom,

      I leave this cherrywood pike

      three times the length of my body.

      I have wiped from the iron leaf

      the blood of men

      whose lives I ended.

      Soon my name and the names

      of victorious kings

      and kingdoms will be nothing.

      Still, in the light of your

      mind, goddess, may

      the brave soul glimmer.

      The Cormorant at Snooks Pond

      After the mall tycoon paid experts to conclude

      that rainbow trout can survive in water like this,

      warm and rich from a wetlands, three years

      after they drained the pond, and excavators

     


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