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The Dark Talent: Alcatraz vs. the Evil Librarians
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
“Brandon Sanderson” is the pen name of Alcatraz Smedry. His Hushlander editor forced him to use a pseudonym, since these memoirs are being published as fiction.
Alcatraz actually knows a person named Brandon Sanderson. That man, however, is a fantasy writer and is therefore prone to useless bouts of delusion in literary form. Alcatraz has it on good authority that Brandon Sanderson is actually illiterate and dictates his thick, overly long fantasy tomes to his potted plant, Count Duku.
It is widely assumed that Brandon went mad several years ago, but few people can tell because his writing is so strange anyway. He spends his time going to science fiction movies, eating popcorn and goat cheese (separately), and trying to warn people about the dangers of the Great Kitten Conspiracy.
He’s had his library card revoked on seventeen different occasions. You can sign up for email updates here.
ABOUT THE ILLUSTRATOR
Hayley Lazo grew up just outside of Washington, D.C. There is an ongoing investigation to determine if she is in fact human, Grand High Artist of the Great Kitten Conspiracy, or a sentient dust particle from the rings of Saturn. Her art can be found at art-zealot.deviantart.com.
ALSO BY BRANDON SANDERSON
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Alcatraz vs. the Evil Librarians
The Scrivener’s Bones
The Knights of Crystallia
The Shattered Lens
The Dark Talent (forthcoming)
Tor Teen
The Rithmatist
THE MISTBORN TRILOGY
Mistborn
The Well of Ascension
The Hero of Ages
Praise for the Alcatraz Series
“This is an excellent choice to read aloud to the whole family. It’s funny, exciting, and briskly paced.”
—NPR on Alcatraz vs. the Evil Librarians
—Locus on Alcatraz vs. the Evil Librarians
“Like Lemony Snicket and superhero comics rolled into one (and then revved up on steroids), this nutty novel … [is] also sure to win passionate fans.”
—Publishers Weekly (starred review) on Alcatraz vs. the Evil Librarians
“The conventional trappings of the middle-school fantasy get turned upside down in this zany novel.… Readers who prefer fantasy with plenty of humor should enjoy entering Alcatraz’s strange but amusing world.”
—School Library Journal on Alcatraz vs. the Evil Librarians
“In this original, hysterical homage to fantasy literature, Sanderson’s first novel for youth recalls the best in Artemis Fowl and A Series of Unfortunate Events. The humor, although broad enough to engage preteens, is also sneakily aimed at adults.… And as soon as they finish the last wickedly clever page, they will be standing in line for more from this seasoned author.”
—VOYA on Alcatraz vs. the Evil Librarians
“A thoroughly thrilling read.”
—The Horn Book on The Scrivener’s Bones
“Those who enjoy their fantasy with a healthy dose of slapstick humor will be delighted. Give this novel to fans of Eoin Colfer’s Artemis Fowl and Catherine Jinks’s Cadel Piggott in Evil Genius. They will appreciate Sanderson’s cheerful sarcastic wit and none-too-subtle digs at librarians.”
—School Library Journal on The Scrivener’s Bones
“Every bit as clever, fast-paced, and original as [the first book] … Howlingly funny for adults, older teens who can be persuaded to read a ‘juvenile’ novel, and exceptionally bright middle schoolers.”
—VOYA on The Scrivener’s Bones
“With comical insight into human nature and just enough substance to make it all matter, the plot offers up plenty of action, gadgetry, metafictional humor, grudgingly dispensed hints of the librarians’ endgame, and counterintuitive Smedry Talents to keep the old fans and new readers alike turning pages.”
—The Horn Book on The Knights of Crystallia
“Offbeat humor, a budding romance, plenty of magic, creative world-building, smart references to science fiction luminaries, clever wordplay, and good action scenes make this one a strong choice for young teen boys and adult fans of the SF genre.… Hard to imagine it being any better written.”
—VOYA on The Knights of Crystallia
“Lives up to its predecessors with vivid action and high drama.”
—Midwest Book Review on The Knights of Crystallia
“Beneath the wild humor, there are surprisingly subtle messages about responsibility and courage.”
—School Library Journal on The Knights of Crystallia
“As goofy randomness streamlines into compelling narration, even readers who don’t find giant robots reason alone to pick up a book will be drawn into Alcatraz’s cohesive world, with its unique form of magic.”
—The Horn Book on The Shattered Lens
“I love this series! Sanderson’s one of the few writers of adult fiction I’ve read who can also write effortlessly and dead-on true for kids as well. This is a fabulous book to read aloud! It’s not only funny and has plenty of action, the series has got heart as well. Highly recommended!”
—YA Books Central on The Shattered Lens
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Title Page
Copyright Notice
Dedication
Author’s Foreword
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Author’s Afterword
Acknowledgments
Excerpt from The Scrivener’s Bones
Reading and Activity Guide
About the Author
About the Illustrator
Also by Brandon Sanderson
Praise for the Author
Copyright
ALCATRAZ VS. THE EVIL LIBRARIANS
Copyright © 2007 by Dragonsteel Entertainment, LLC
Illustrations copyright © 2016 by Dragonsteel Entertainment, LLC
Reading and Activity Guide copyright © 2016 by Tor Books
All rights reserved.
Cover art by Scott Brundage
Illustrations by Hayley Lazo
A Starscape Book
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The Library of Congress has cataloged the print edition as follows:
Sanderson, Brandon, author.
Alcatraz vs. the evil librarians / by Brandon Sanderson; illustrations by Hayley Lazo.—1st ed.
p. cm.
“A Tom Doherty Associates book.”
Originally published in 2007.
ISBN 978-0-7653-7894-1 (hardcover)
ISBN 978-1-4668-6553-2 (e-book)
1. Librarians—Fiction. 2. Grandfathers—Fiction. 3. Clumsiness—Fiction. 4. Humorous stories. I. Title. II. Lazo, Hayley, illustrator.
PZ7.S19797 Alc 2016
[Fic]—dc23
2015029041
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First published in the United States by Scholastic Press, an imprint of Scholastic Inc.
First Starscape Edition: February 2016