Too Tasteless to Be Included in This Book
What do you have when you’ve got 10,000 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
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Why don’t their mothers let little black kids play in the sandbox?
Because the cats bury them.
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You know how fancy mail-order catalogs offer those ridiculously expensive, exclusive items for sale? In a recent one there was a full-page spread for a $25,000 pair of boots made of human skin.
In fine print, at the bottom, it said, “In black, $7.50.”
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How do you baby-sit for a black kid?
Wet its lips and stick it to the wall.
How do you get it unstuck?
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What does a JAP do with her asshole in the morning?
Sends him out to work.
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How do you stop five blacks from raping a white girl?
Throw ‘em a basketball.
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Did you hear about Ronald Reagan’s new Kentucky Fried Chicken outlet?
It only serves right wings and assholes.
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What do you do with a dead black?
Carve him out and use him for a wet suit.
What’s the difference between a mother-in-law and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
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What’s yellow on the outside, black on the inside, and goes screaming over a cliff?
A school bus full of black kids.
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What’s the difference between a JAP and a toilet?
A toilet doesn’t follow you around for months after you use it.
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Why do women have legs?
So they don’t leave tracks like snails.
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You say you don’t know? Good.
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