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“I Shaved My Legs For This?”
Playlist
Shower- Becky G
Sex and Candy- Marcy Playground
Baby One More Time- Britney Spears
I Want It That Way- Backstreet Boys
Hold On- Wilson Phillips
As I Lay Me Down- Sophie B. Hawkins
Genie In a Bottle- Christina Aguilera
The Freshman- Verve Pipe
I Touch Myself- Divinyls
Drive By- Train
We Found Love- Rihanna
Get Lucky- Draft Punk
Somewhere Over The Rainbow- Israel Kamakawiwo’ole
Trumpets-Jason Derulo
Want to Want Me- Jason Derulo
Born This Way- Lady Gaga
Judas- Lady Gaga
You and I- Lady Gaga
The Edge of Glory- Lady Gaga
The Night Is Still Young- Nicki Minaj
FourFiveSeconds- Rihanna and Kanye West and Paul McCartney
Take Your Time- Sam Hunt
Fast Car- Tracy Chapman
Smooth Criminal- Michael Jackson
Forever Young- Alphaville
You Get What You Give- New Radicals
Contents
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Prologue
1. Meet The Virgin
2. Just Say No
3. And The Ovaries Go Wild
4. Blind Date Vs. Diarrhea
5. Saved By Mr. Lady Boner
6. Let The Texting Begin
7. Meet Tony the Tiger
8. Load That Bus, Kids
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9. The Reign of Hulk Hogan
10. The Verdict’s in…He’s Not Gay
11. Cookie dough, where?
12. Fart
13. School’s Out For The Summer
14. My Little Pony For The Win
16. Exposed Beaver
17. Did You Hear That?
18. Cherry Pie
19. Surprise!
20. Just Leave
21. Lost and Hurt
22. School Is Back In Session, Bitches
Epilogue
Acknowledgments
Social Media Links
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