9. Cybill Shepherd
10. George Washington Carver
11. “Rowdy” Roddy Piper. (But Piper was Canadian, not Scottish, and his real last name was Toombs, a derivative of “Thomas.”)
12. Elizabeth Taylor
13. Usher
14. Holly Hunter
15. Kyle Chandler. A chandler is the medieval English word for a candle maker.
16. Joey Bishop
“Princess Takes a Ballet Class” Quiz (Answers for page 297)
1. “What’d I Say”
2. “Yesterday”
3. “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart”
4. “Let’s Stay Together”
5. “Jailhouse Rock”
6. “Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag”
7. “I Can See For Miles”
8. “Purple Rain”
9. “Call Me”
10. “The End”
11. “It’s Too Late”
12. “I Wanna Be Sedated”
13. “Life on Mars?”
14. “Summertime Blues”
15. “Dancing Queen”
16. “Movin’ Out”
17. “Surrender”
18. “Landslide”
19. “We Are the Champions”
20. “Do It Again”
21. “New Year’s Day”
22. “Holiday”
23. “November Rain”
24. “Paint It Black”
25. “Burning Down the House”
26. “Free Fallin’ ”
Contronyms Quiz (Answers for page 378)
1. g; 2. l; 3. a; 4. x; 5. i; 6. e; 7. c; 8. y; 9. t; 10. z; 11. n; 12. q; 13. j; 14. p; 15. b; 16. d; 17. k; 18. v; 19. s; 20. w; 21. h; 22. f; 23. o; 24. m; 25. u; 26. r.
By the Numbers Quiz (Answers for page 444)
1. John Adams
2. Sloth
3. New York Rangers
4. Pronoun
5. Grammy
6. Phylum
7. France
8. Steve McQueen
9. Southern (or Antarctic) Ocean
10. Numbers
11. August
12. Lake Huron
13. José Carreras
Before the fruit orange was discovered, the English word for the color orange was geoluhread.
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