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    The Lost Luggage Porter

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      No reply.

      'What'll you do?' he said after a while.

      I thought hard for a second.

      'I'll make a report’ I said.

      He looked at me and then looked away. He'd been galvanised by the activities of two vagabonds, but now he'd

      gone back to his silent ways.

      'You'll be a witness, won't you?' I said. 'You'll stand to all

      we've just seen?'

      He might've nodded; hard to tell. I picked up my bag, just

      as an S class 4-6-0 rumbled up to the place recently left by the

      Scotch Express. More steam, more rain-sweat. It was a mighty

      green beast, hard to ignore, but Edwin Lund managed, standing there on Platform Fourteen with his cap in his hand and

      his long, twisted face turned away from the engine.

      As I made to walk off, he suddenly called: 'Garden Gate!'

      'You what?' I said, stopping in my tracks.

      'Garden Gate,' he repeated. 'Public house. You'll be able to

      put your hands on those chaps in there.'

      'How do you know?' I said.

      He shrugged.

      'They're regulars there. Never fail.'

      'But

      how

      do you know?'

      'I live close by, Ward Street, and I've seen 'em in there’ he

      said. 'Well...

      going

      in, any road.'

      'You didn't follow 'em in?'

      He shook his head.

      'Taken the pledge, like.'

      'Well’ I said, 'I might get across there tomorrow ... That's

      my starting day on the force.'

      'Garden Gate, Carmelite Street’ said Lund, before being

      overtaken once again by his cough.

      Chapter Four

      I walked over the footbridge, heading for the bike stand at

      the front of the station. My way took me near to the Police

      Office and sure enough it was shut for the night. A notice on

      the door asked any passenger in distress to contact the night

      station manager. I'd been in the Police Office once before,

      very briefly, on the day I was sworn.

      At the bicycle stand, the Humber was waiting. I took the

      lamp out of the saddle bag. There was water in the top all

      right but I was rather low on carbide. I pulled the little handle that set the water dripping on to the powder, opened the

      front of the lamp, lighted a match and put it in. The rain in

      front of the lamp now fell through white light. I fixed the

      lamp to the front fork and set off for home.

      I cycled up Railway Street with a trace of acetylene smell

      coming to me from the lamp. It had been a twenty-third

      birthday present from the wife, and at five bob was worth

      more than the bicycle. I was glad of it, of course, but while

      beforehand I'd thought of every subject going during my

      cycle rides, I now thought of only one: the bloody lamp. It

      would keep going out, and it

      would

      keep falling off the

      bracket.

      Along Thorpe-on-Ouse Road new, white-brick houses

      were going up. In the ones already occupied, light burned

      brightly, as if for swank: look at us, nicely settled with electric

      light, running water upstairs and all modern conveniences

      laid on. I thought of the Camerons, and then I thought of

      Edwin Lund. He had a down on the pickpockets of York

      station ..

      .

      But why were they any concern of his?

      Beyond the building line, I was flying past the racecourse

      when the gas gave out in the lamp, and so I went on just as

      fast, but with a little nervousness. I came along by St

      Andrew's Church. The field in front was like the night

      stretched out and laid flat on the ground. One minute later I

      was skirting the gates of the Archbishop's Palace and skidding into Thorpe-on-Ouse Main Street, which was really the

      only

      street, separating the two rows of trim cottages set in

      nearly straight lines. Johnson, the bootmaker, faced Scholes,

      family butcher; Lazenby's post office faced Daffy, newsagents;

      the Grey Mare public house faced the Fortune of War public

      house, and if one shop or business should close down, it was

      like a tooth knocked out of a mouth. And so it had long been.

      No man in Thorpe-on-Ouse supped in both the Grey Mare

      and the Fortune of War. It would be like bigamy. The Mare

      had

      its

      lot and the Fortune its own. I was for the Fortune of

      War, but I couldn't have said why. I looked across to the front

      bar. No noise from there and no movement behind the lace

      curtains. I could hear a horse shifting in the stables behind,

      but that didn't mean it wasn't asleep and dreaming. I stood under the street's one gas lamp, listening to the

      River Ouse rolling on out of sight past the eastern edge of the

      village. You could hear the river at any time in Thorpe, but

      you needed to work at it. It came to you if you paid attention.

      I looked up at the sky, trying to make out the planet Mercury

      - the Twinkling Wanderer, the

      Yorkshire Evening Press

      had

      called him. There were a few stars staring straight back.

      Nothing twinkling. Over the road and along, I saw an

      Evening Press

      placard propped outside Daffy's newsagent

      and seeming to glow somewhat. I could not make out the

      words, but I knew they would be 'York Brothers Slain', the

      news blaring out though the shop was long since shut.

      Would the placard be there the next day? For John and Duncan Cameron would still be dead then.

      I opened our garden gate. The cottage we'd taken at five

      bob a week was just over from the Fortune of War, cut away

      from the road with a long garden in front and another

      behind. It was number 16A, as though squeezed in at the last

      minute between numbers 16 and 17. The people who'd had

      it before had risen to pig keeping, and there were makeshift

      sties to front and back. It was only as I approached the front

      door that it struck me I was without the portmanteau and its

      magazines. 'Buggeration!' I said out loud. Where had I left

      the bag: on Platform Fourteen or at the bike stand?

      I opened the door, which gave directly on to the parlour,

      and there was the wife, sitting at the strong table by the fire,

      and going at her typewriter as usual - fairly racing at it.

      Whereas some women took in dress-making, the wife took in

      typewriting from an agency in York, and that by the armful.

      'How do?' I said, kissing her.

      'Did you get your magazines then, our Jim,' she said, not

      stopping typewriting.

      'I got 'em, but then I lost 'em again’ I said.

      'You 'aporth,' said the wife, clouting the lever that slid the

      typewriter carriage. We had the machine on hire; it was a

      Standard, and the wife said it was worn to pieces but it

      seemed to serve pretty well.

      'I collected it from Lost Luggage all right, but then I left it

      near the bike stand, what with all the palaver of ...'

      It was unfair to blame the lamp, so I stopped there. I fettled

      up the fire a bit, saying: 'How's t' babby today?' and giving a

      grin. The wife didn't like these Yorkshire speaks.

      Between her and the typewriter was her
    belly under the

      maternity gown. She had all on to reach the keys.

      'I'm too busy to be thinking about that,' she said, and I

      looked across at the page in the machine: 'Thank you for

      yours of 14th inst. ..'

      'That kid's going to be born writing letters,' I said, walking

      through to the kitchen where I found a bottle of beer in the

      pantry.

      'Oh I was forgetting. There's a telegram for you!' the wife

      called.

      I hurried back into the living room with the bottle

      unopened - news of a telegram could make you do that.

      The wife was pointing at the mantle shelf, at an envelope

      addressed: 'Detective Stringer, 16A, Main Street, Thorpe-on-

      Ouse, York'. It was a shock to see myself called a detective in

      print. The form read: 'REPORT TO POLICE OFFICE 6 A.M.

      TOMORROW'. My instructions had been to book on for my

      first day's duty at eight, so this was a turn-up. But it was the

      name at the bottom that really knocked me: Chief Inspector

      Saul Weatherill.

      It had to be concerning the Camerons. What police business in York could

      not

      be just at that time?

      The wife had stopped typewriting, and was looking at me.

      'It's from the Chief Inspector,' I said to the wife. '. . . Top

      brass.'

      'What's he say?'

      'He wants me in at six.'

      'In where?'

      'The police station.'

      'Where

      is

      that, exactly?' said the wife, going back to her

      typewriting, only more slowly.

      'It's at the railway station.'

      The wife frowned over the keys, saying:

      'So you're stationed at the station?'

      Was she the one person in the vicinity of York who knew

      nothing of the murder? Ought I to tell her? She'd pushed me

      towards police work, and she ought to see what it meant in

      practice . . . But she was not in the condition to receive

      shocks.

      'There must be something on,' I said, dropping the

      telegram into the firewood basket.

      'We had a letter as well,' said the wife. 'Your dad . . . He's

      coming here on Sunday.'

      No smile came with these words. My dad and the wife did

      not get on. Dad had turned out in all weathers to listen to the

      Conservative chap in the late election, and the wife . .. Well,

      the wife was a suffragist.

      'If he's coming, he's coming,' I said, sitting down on the

      sofa.

      'Yes,' said the wife, still typewriting. 'The train service

      between Bay town and York is unfortunately excellent.'

      'On the day,' I said, 'you are to make a big tea.'

      The wife was like a cat on hot bricks whenever the subject

      turned to cooking. Cheese, bread, cocoa, yes: anything more,

      a fellow had to fight for it.

      'I will make a

      tea,'

      she said carefully.

      We had many more hot dinners out than other couples

      similarly placed, and ate a sight more from tins than was

      probably good for us. Then again, the wife earned money

      typewriting, and a good deal of that went on the housekeeping.

      'When he comes,' I said, standing up and walking over to

      the fire, 'will you try to avoid a set-to?'

      'How am I to do that?'

      'Just don't bring up the subject of votes for women as soon

      as he steps through the bloody door.'

      I crushed a speck of coal that had flown out on to the

      linoleum. I could not sit down when having these discussions with the wife.

      'Is it my fault if your dad suffers from sex prejudice?' said

      the wife.

      'He's sixty-five’ I said. 'He didn't know what sex prejudice was until you showed up.'

      'Well then’ she said, 'I'm only too happy to have been of

      assistance to him.'

      I looked about the room.

      'Where's the sewing machine?' I said.

      'It's in a safe place, where it will not get in the way.'

      Or used, I thought.

      Dad had bought the wife a sewing machine, sent together

      with a note suggesting that she might make a layette for the

      baby. But the wife meant to

      buy

      a layette for the bairn, and

      that was all about it. He'd also taken to sending her "The

      Ladies' Column", snipped out from the

      Whitby Gazette.

      It

      was all recipes and household hints. The wife had read the

      first one only. 'I don't believe it's written by a woman at all’

      she'd said, before pitching it into the fire.

      'We must put the sewing machine out again when Dad

      comes’ I said.

      'Very well’ said the wife.

      'He's trying to make you a wife more like his own’ I said.

      'She loved cooking, you know, my mother ...'

      'The poor soul’ said the wife, typewriting away.

      But it was best not to dwell on this subject, for Dad's wife,

      my mother, had died in childbirth (with me the child in

      question).

      I sat down, thinking once again of the Camerons, but saying:

      '. .. Chased some pickpockets today at York station.'

      'Arrested them, did you?'

      I shook my head.

      'They ran off.'

      'What're you going to do about it, then?'

      'Make out a report,' I said.

      'That'll settle 'em,' said the wife, grinning.

      She might tease me but the wife was pleased that I'd

      joined the police. It was one of the few things she had in

      common with my dad: they both wanted me to get on. Dad,

      of course, was an out-and-out snob with about as many aspirations as any comfortably retired butcher could run to,

      while the wife . .. Well, she was something of a snob too, for

      all her belief in the woman's cause and Co-operation.

      I had suffered alone after being stood down from my job

      on the Lancashire and Yorkshire Railway To the wife, it was

      simply a great thing that the tin tub was not now needed

      every night. Then again, she came from money herself in a

      modest way. Her mysterious, lonely-looking father had

      owned several properties in and about the viaducts of

      Waterloo, and the wife had come into a bit when he'd died,

      with the result that she was plotting the purchase of a house

      to replace the one we'd lately sold in Halifax. This, she said,

      would be equipped with a thirty-shilling walnut bureau 'for

      our correspondence' and a five-pound pianoforte for 'musical evenings' which I had spent hours trying, and failing, to

      imagine. (Neither of us could play a note, to begin with.)

      These were the fixed aims of her domestic life, and housework could go hang in the meantime.

      I had supper of boiled bacon, pickles and tea, and read a

      little more of my

      Police Manual,

      telling myself I would keep

      at it until the biggest log on the fire burnt away, but it didn't

      seem to burn, only to turn black. There was a lot of it left by

      the time I got up to 'Fraud' and quit the book.

      I went up to bed with the wife at a little after ten. Before

      pulling the lace curtain of the bedroom to, I peered past the

      fern that stood on the window ledge. Nobody about in

      Thorpe. I thought for some reas
    on of the Archbishop sleeping in his Palace, the river flowing slowly by; and it was

      impossible not to imagine him looking like one of those statues found on church tombs. The Palace would bring a few

      trippers to Thorpe in summer (I'd been told) but it was a

      sleepy spot, all right. After Halifax, it was like being left

      behind by the world. Yet, two weeks before we'd arrived

      there'd been a windrush through the village - not occurring

      anywhere else - and forty-nine objects, according to the

      vicar, had been overturned, including the oak next to the Old

      Church, which stood marooned by the river.

      The wife came into the room carrying her raspberry tea,

      recommended for those in her condition. Her nightdress

      hung about one foot higher than usual, because of the baby

      bulge beneath, and her travel around the bed put me in mind

      of the orbit of the planet Mercury. Her due date was two

      months away. If the idea bothered her, it didn't stop her

      sleeping, and she was quickly off.

      I wanted a boy - tell him about engines. Except that I was

      done with them myself. I could hardly think about locomotives now, without going back in my mind's eye to Sowerby

      Bridge Shed, 12 November 1905. To think that at the start of

      that day, I'd still been able to see my way clear to a life on the

      footplate. What with memories of that calamity, and wondering whether I'd be put to chasing murderers come six

      o'clock in the morning I couldn't sleep, so walked down to

      the kitchen for a bottle of beer. But we were all out.

     


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