Table of Contents
Title Page
Copyright Page
Dedication
Acknowledgements
Chapter 1 - “Something Really Must Be Done!”
Chapter 2 - Miss Potter Flings Down the Gauntlet
Chapter 3 - Ridley Rattail Arrives at a Conclusion
Chapter 4 - At Sawrey School
Chapter 5 - Caroline and Deirdre Make a Plan
Chapter 6 - The Mystery Deepens
Chapter 7 - Miss Potter Has an Encounter
Chapter 8 - The Vicar Tells a Lie
Chapter 9 - Caroline and Jeremy Make a Bargain
Chapter 10 - Jeremy Discusses the Situation with Rascal
Chapter 11 - Ridley Advertises
Chapter 12 - Cats with Plain Names
Chapter 13 - Miss Potter Delivers
Chapter 14 - De Parvis, grandis acervus erit
Chapter 15 - The Power of Advertising
Chapter 16 - Evicted!
Chapter 17 - The Professor Makes a Recommendation
Chapter 18 - The Village Goes to a Party
Chapter 19 - Raven Hall
Chapter 20 - Half of One, Half of Other
Chapter 21 - “She’s Destroyed the Luck!”
Chapter 22 - Miss Potter Counts Her Sheep
Chapter 23 - The Village Goes to Sleep
Chapter 24 - Nocturnal Affairs
Chapter 25 - Foul Murder Afoot
Chapter 26 - Ridley Rattail Has a Dream
Chapter 27 - Miss Potter Takes a Walk
Chapter 28 - Ridley Finds a Fifteen Percent Solution
Chapter 29 - The Vicar Hears a Story
Chapter 30 - The Cat Who Went for a Ride
Chapter 31 - Dimity Woodcock Cooks Breakfast
Chapter 32 - The Village Gets Ready for a Celebration
Chapter 33 - Major Kittredge Learns the Truth
Chapter 34 - Lady Longford Receives Callers
Chapter 35 - The Mysteries of May Eve
Chapter 36 - The Last Word
HISTORICAL NOTE
Resources
Recipes from the Land between the Lakes
Glossary
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THYME OF DEATH
WITCHES’ BANE
HANGMAN’S ROOT
ROSEMARY REMEMBERED
RUEFUL DEATH
LOVE LIES BLEEDING
CHILE DEATH
LAVENDER LIES
MISTLETOE MAN
BLOODROOT
INDIGO DYING
AN UNTHYMELY DEATH
A DILLY OF A DEATH
DEAD MAN’S BONES
BLEEDING HEARTS
CHINA BAYLES’ BOOK OF DAYS
With her husband, Bill Albert,
writing as Robin Paige
DEATH AT BISHOP’S KEEP
DEATH AT GALLOWS GREEN
DEATH AT DAISY’S FOLLY
DEATH AT DEVIL’S BRIDGE
DEATH AT ROTTINGDEAN
DEATH AT WHITECHAPEL
DEATH AT EPSOM DOWNS
DEATH AT DARTMOOR
DEATH AT GLAMIS CASTLE
DEATH IN HYDE PARK
DEATH AT BLENHEIM PALACE
DEATH ON THE LIZARD
Beatrix Potter Mysteries by Susan Wittig Albert
THE TALE OF HILL TOP FARM
THE TALE OF HOLLY HOW
THE TALE OF CUCKOO BROW WOOD
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by Susan Wittig Albert
WRITING FROM LIFE
WORK OF HER OWN
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Dedicated to
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Beatrix Potter’s “Little Books”
Can it be—it must be—that you are that embodiment of the incorporeal, that elusive yet ineluctable being to whom through the generations novelists have so unavailingly made invocation; in short, the Gentle Reader?
HENRY JAMES
Acknowledgments
My grateful thanks go to Dr. Linda Lear, Senior Research Scholar in History at the University of Maryland, Baltimore County, and Research Professor of Environmental History at George Washington University, who has helped me resolve several problems of fact and emphasis and has been a generous and gracious friend since I began this project. Those who admire the work of Beatrix Potter are eagerly awaiting Dr. Lear’s forthcoming biography, to appear in 2007: Beatrix Potter: A Life in Nature.
Special appreciation also goes to my editor, Natalee Rosenstein, who has supported my work for over a decade, and to my husband, Bill Albert, who has cheerfully driven all over the Lake District—on the wrong side of very narrow English roads, in an English car with the steering and gearshift on the wrong side, in the pouring English rain. Many thanks, Natalee and Bill. If it weren’t for you, these Potter books would never have been written.
Susan Wittig Albert
When you are young so many things are difficult to believe, and yet the dullest people will tell you that they are true—such things, for instance, as that the earth goes round the sun, and that it is not flat but round. But the things that seem really likely, like fairy-tales and magic, are, so say the grown-ups, not true at all. Yet they are so easy to believe, especially when you see them happening.
EDITH NESBIT
The Enchanted Castle, 1907
Cast of Characters (* indicates an actual person or creature)
People
Beatrix Potter,* renowned children’s author and illustrator, divides her time between her farm at Hill Top, in the Lake District village of Near Sawrey, and her parents’ home in London.
Sarah Barwick lives in Anvil Cottage, where she operates the Anvil Cottage Bakery. Also known as Sarah Scones, she is the best baker in the Land between the Lakes.
Dimity Woodcock lives with her brother, Captain Miles Woodcock, in Tower Bank House. Elsa Grape keeps house and cooks for the Woodcocks.
Captain Miles Woodcock is Justice of the Peace for Sawrey District, and Dimity’s brother.
William (Will) Heelis* is a solicitor who lives and has an office in Hawkshead. He is a good friend of both Captain Woodcock and Major Christopher Kittredge.
Major Christopher Kittredge, master of Raven Hall, has recently returned to the Land between the Lakes with his new wife, Diana Kittredge, about whom there is much mystery.
Mr. Augustus Richardson is a London property developer who plans to build villas along the western shore of Lake Windermere.
Vicar Samuel Sackett is the vicar of St. Peter’s Church in Far Sawrey. He lives at the vicarage, which is tended by his housekeeper, Mrs. Thompson.
Harold Thexton, an antiquarian and folklorist, is staying at the vicarage while he collects information about the Lake District. His wife, Gloria Thexton, is also a guest at the vicarage.
John and Becky Jennings operate Hill Top Farm for Miss Potter and live in the new addition to the old farmhouse. They have three children.
Lucy Skead, the village postmistress, lives at Low Green Gate Cottage, also the site of the village post office. Dolly Dorking, Lucy’s aged mother (known to the villagers as Auld Dolly), lives there as well.
Mathilda and George Crook live at Belle Green. Mathilda boards guests; George owns and operates the village forge.
Hannah Braithwaite is the wife of the village constable, John Braithwaite. They live at Croft End Cottage and have three children, Jack, Sally, and the baby.
Grace Lythecoe is the widow of the former vicar. She lives in Rose Cottage and plays an influential role in village affairs.
Margaret Nash is Head Teacher at Sawrey School. She lives in one of the Sunnyside Cottages with her sister, Annie, a piano teacher.
Daphne Hammond, a widow, is the Assistant Teacher at Sawrey School, in charge of the infants class (children up to age 7).
Dr. Butters, the much-loved village doctor, lives in Hawkshead.
Deirdre Malone, eleven, lived in an orphanage before she came to help take care of the Suttons’ children at Courier Cottage.
Caroline Longford, twelve, lives with her grandmother, Lady Longford, at Tidmarsh Manor, a large estate at the edge of Cuckoo Brow Wood. In The Tale of Holly How, both grandmother and granddaughter were rescued by Miss Potter from the skulduggery of Lady Longford’s personal companion.
Jeremy Crosfield lives with his aunt Jane at Holly How Farm. Jeremy, thirteen, is an artist and naturalist and spends as much time as possible in the woods and fields. In The Tale of Hill Top Farm, Miss Potter defended him against a serious charge of theft and encouraged him to draw.
Animals of the Village, Hill Top Farm, and Cuckoo Brow Wood
Tabitha Twitchet is the senior village cat, respected for the quality of her ideas and advice. She lives with the Crooks at Belle Green.
Crumpet, a sleek gray tabby cat, lives with the Stubbses in Lakefield Cottage, but is welcome in every kitchen in the village.
Felicia Frummety belongs to the Jennings family at Hill Top Farm; she is a lazy mouser who has allowed a ragtag rabble of rats to overrun the farmhouse. To manage the rats, several other cats are hired: Max the Manx, Fang, Claw, Lion, Tiger, and The Cat Who Walks by Himself.
Rascal is a Jack Russell terrier. He lives with the Crooks at Belle Green, but spends most of his time managing affairs in the village.
Ridley and Rosabelle are the resident rats in the Hill Top attic.
Tibbie, Queenie, and their lambs are Miss Potter’s Herdwick sheep.
Professor Galileo Newton Owl, D.Phil., is a tawny owl who lives in Cuckoo Brow Wood. He studies celestial mechanics and the habits of small furry creatures, and keeps a watchful eye on things from the skies above the village.
Bosworth Badger XVII lives in The Brockery, at the edge of Cuckoo Brow Wood. Bosworth is responsible for The Brockery Badger History and Genealogy. A wide assortment of residents and guests live in The Brockery.
1
“Something Really Must Be Done!”
WEDNESDAY, 24 APRIL, 1907
The tale I am about to tell you begins on a bright, clear, April-sweet morning in the Lake District village of Sawrey. The sun had just begun to work its magical morning alchemy, burnishing the blue surface of Esthwaite Water to a sparkling silver, turning the leaves of larch and willow to an iridescent opal, and tr
ansforming every apple blossom in the village to pure gold. The sky was scattered with white clouds, as if a playful breeze had tugged yesterday’s laundry from the drying-lines in the village gardens and flung them into the brilliant blue heaven, where they stuck, tattered and wind-torn.
It was a magical morning, and the little village seemed more than ever to occupy a magical place in the world. To the east lay Lake Windermere, the longest, deepest, bluest lake in all of England, a barrier of sorts against any modern encroachments that might creep into the village, which proudly described itself as “old-fashioned.” To the west lay Esthwaite Water, a small but perfect jewel among the other sparkling lakes in the District. And beyond Esthwaite Water rose Coniston Old Man, its bald head in the clouds, its steep, stern shoulders covered with winter-brown bracken and heather. And beyond Coniston, right the way to the Irish Sea, there was nothing but desolate moorland and silent fell, and all still in winter’s unrelenting grip.
But in the Land between the Lakes (as people like to call it), winter was magically turning to spring. If you have ever visited this part of England, of perhaps seen pictures of it, you can envision the hawthorn coming into bloom, and primroses, violets, and cowslips splashing the roadsides with pastel pink and purple and white and gold. The meadow grass is dappled with daisies and clover blossom, and the trees along the beck flaunt that joyful, optimistic green that belongs only to spring. On such mornings, even the breeze is in a celebratory mood, playing gently with the flowers, tossing their sweet scents into the air and whispering delightedly of even sweeter pleasures to come, as April becomes May and all the green land wakes from its winter sleep and comes joyfully alive.