Zane's Z-Rated: Chocolate Flava 3

  Contents

  Come See a Man About a Horse by Zander

  Dick Tease by Allison Hobbs

  Meat Me by Lynn Lake

  Choices by Tenille Brown

  The Night Game by Patt Mihailoff

  Control Freak by Candy Jackson

  Swirl by N’Tyse

  Tight Jeans by Giselle Renarde

  The Pussy Pleaser by Cairo

  The Brother by Alegra Verde

  Trapped by Pat Tucker

  Klepto-Collecto by Thomas Slater

  The Ultimate Affair by Rae

  The Jewelry Dreamer by Kweli Walker

  Atlanta Proper by Tabitha Strong

  Don’t Open Until Ramadan by Abdul-Qaadir Taariq Bakari-Muhammad

  Selective Memory by Tigress Healy

  Sweet Chocolate’s First Taste by Richard Burns

  To Protect and Serve by Shakir Rashaan

  Leading by Example by Lotus Falcon

  Possessed Penis by Tiffany L. Smith

  The Rules of Sheets by Scott G.

  Sneakin’ and Peekin’ by Perkdaddy

  Big Girls Need Dick, Too by Shane Allison

  Heated Waters by Jewells

  Party On by Rachel Kramer Bussel

  Mea Culpa by Zane

  About the Contributors

  Doing Bris ‘Excerpts’

  Come See a Man About a Horse

  Zander

  Damn, she’s got a fat-ass pussy! I was sitting at my desk at 10:15 a.m. with some morning wood that wouldn’t go away. Shit! This chick, Nadine, was making my blood boil. If I actually ever got my hands on her, she was getting the dick-down of the motherfucking century.

  “Wes, you there?”

  Aw hell, now she was bending over so I could view her pussy from the back. Umph! Umph! Umph! Wes Holmes pressed over some pussy? Never that, but … damn!

  A tap came at the door. “Wes, you there?”

  It never failed. Whenever I was locked away in my home office, trying to watch my morning virtual pussy, here Lisa would come.

  “I’ll be right out, Lisa!” I yelled, though that wasn’t even necessary. As thin as our walls were in our crib, I could’ve whispered and she would’ve heard me. That’s why I always kept my speakers on mute. Lisa and I had enough damn drama without her knowing about my computer pastime.

  Nadine was now sitting on her bed, playing in that fat pussy for me. She had her head thrown back and was holding her pussy open with one hand while digging herself out with the fingers of her other hand.

  Yeah, pull all that juice out, baby! I licked my lips once … twice … three times. I wanted to taste all that, suck on that thick clit, and bury my nose in between her juicy pussy lips.

  I desperately needed to jack off real quick and release my built-up nut but Lisa wasn’t about to leave me alone for another ten minutes and whatnot. She was excited about going to pick out a wedding cake.

  I understood it was fucked up. Engaged to my college sweetheart, planning a big wedding because she insisted on one, and sweating Nadine’s pussy on the Internet all at the same time. It was never my intention but shit, reckless behavior rarely is intentional. I kept telling myself that it wasn’t doing any harm. It’s not like I could get to the pussy. Nadine lived in Jamaica and there wasn’t a chance in hell of me running into her ass in the dirty Bronx.

  “Wes, the baker insisted that we be there by eleven. We need to go.”

  I could hear the irritation in Lisa’s voice. I loved her and never wanted to hurt her but, truth be told, Lisa’s pussy couldn’t hold a candle to Nadine’s. Even though I got to fuck, suck, and lick all over Lisa’s pussy every night, Nadine’s was calling my name all the way from Negril. What was a horny Negro supposed to do?

  “Give me two minutes, Lisa. I swear, I’m coming.”

  Nadine was sucking her pussy juice off her fingers and I damn near could taste it through the computer screen. My eyes were as wide as saucers.

  I wanted to tell her how I envisioned nailing her against the wall and pumping my dick into her from the back, but I couldn’t risk saying it out loud so I typed it.

  BIGWES6969: Damn, you got a fat pussy. I wish I could take all that shit doggy-style.

  Nadine must have heard a beep or something on her computer because she stopped playing with herself, licked her fingers again, and then typed back.

  PHATNNEGRIL: Funny you should mention that. I’m coming to NYC next week for my job.

  I damn near busted one right then and there. My dick got even harder as I scooted up closer to my desk. I took my dick out of my sweats and started working one hand up and down the shaft while I typed back with the other. Lisa was going to have to wait.

  BIGWES6969: Damn, for real? When you going to be here? I’ve got 11 inches calling out your name.

  PHATNNEGRIL: I know all about that horse between your legs. I’m coming to get it.

  True enough, Nadine had seen my dick plenty of times. When Lisa was fast asleep, I’d be in my office jacking off on the cam and exploding all over the laptop screen. I couldn’t explain it but for some reason this chick had my nose wide open. Maybe it was the fact that she was out of range. A lot of my buddies were feeling the same shit; wanting to conquer some pussy that they couldn’t realistically get to.

  It’s not that men are bad; it is the nature of the hunt. When we already have a woman that we used to think was the shit before we got her, then we want the next one. Let me try to explain. A man sees a Lamborghini Superleggera and says to himself, “Damn, I gotta have that sexy motherfucker!” He sacrifices and saves up to put a down payment on it, even if it takes years, and then he is beaming like a lighthouse when he pulls out of the lot. All eyes are on him as he cruises in his whip and every woman wants to fuck him because they think he has money. He gets so much pussy that he has to drink a gallon of water twice a day just to keep himself hydrated.

  Fast forward a few months and the thrill is gone. He sees a Bugatti Veyron dip past him going 85 mph on the highway and all of a sudden, his Lambo might as well be a hooptie. He no longer feels like the man. So what does he do? He decides that he has to have a Bugatti and starts figuring out how much he can get for a trade-in. Or he desires to have them both; one to keep in the garage and the other to sport around in, depending on his mood of the day.

  It’s the same way with women. Most men want a main chick or, like they say in pimponics, a bottom bitch. But we also want something in the garage to toy around with when the mood strikes us. And it is always, always about the hunt. When I was little, my mother made me read “A Sound of Thunder” by Ray Bradbury, a short story about men who always wanted to hunt the next big thing, so much so that they paid to time travel and go back in history to hunt dinosaurs. They had hunted, and killed, every modern animal in existence. They had to stay on a path and not disturb anything or it would fuck up the equilibrium of history. So they could only kill dinosaurs that were about to die anyway, from fallen trees or whatnot. One dude, Eckels, fucked up big-time and caused a snowball effect that changed the course of history upon their return.

  I mention that to say that I realized good and damn well that making plans to fuck the snot out of Nadine when she came to New York could upset the equilibrium of my relationship with Lisa. As I sat there, whacking off, common sense told me that holding on to the Lamborghini that I had sacrificed so much for was the right thing to do. But glancing at the screen, Nadine had gone back to playing in her fat pussy … that damn Bugatti.

  I could feel my cum building up, like a balloon expanding in a wooden box, and Lisa was tapping lightly on the door again.

  “I’m coming!” I yelled out, telling the damn truth. I was coming, all right.

  “
I’ll go wait in the car. Hopefully, we’ll get there in time,” she responded through the door. I heard her huff off down the hall and, a few seconds later, the front door slammed.

  I took that opportunity to turn up my speakers and microphone.

  “Nadine …” I could feel it about to spurt out and grabbed a golf towel from on top of my set of clubs so I wouldn’t make my typical mess on the screen. Then I stood up and starting jerking off right to the cam, so she could see it. “Come see a man about a horse!

  “Awwwww!” I came like a clap of thunder as Nadine giggled with delight. Even her laugh was sexy. “Shit! Look what you do to me,” I said as I caught about a pint of my nut in the towel.

  “I wish I could swallow that down the back of my throat.” She touched the screen like she was trying to get ahold of my dick. “What a damn waste.”

  “So what day you getting here?” I stuffed my dick back in my sweats. “I need to run. I’m headed to the gym.” It was a lie but I couldn’t say, “Thanks for letting me jerk off to your fat pussy. Now I need to go check out wedding cakes with my fiancée.”

  “I’ll be there to ride that horse next Wednesday. Make sure you’re ready for all this.” Nadine spread her pussy lips open so I could get a clear visual of her clit. “I hope you can back all this talk up. I can see the dick is big, but I hope you know how to use it.”

  I chuckled. “I’m going to fuck you so hard, you won’t ever want to leave me.”

  She grinned. “You might be right.”

  I cut off the cam real quick before I started talking too much shit. I didn’t want Nadine catching feelings. It was all about the Bugatti and once I tapped that ass, she could head back to Jamaica and never hear from my ass again.

  • • •

  I was a pitiful excuse for a man; I’ll admit that. On the day Nadine arrived in New York, I was scheduled to go get a tuxedo fitting with my groomsmen. I told my best man and road dawg, Tony, to cover for me. If Lisa asked him how it went, he was all set to tell her that it went great and the fellas and I decided to go get some beers after the fitting, allowing me to stay out until bar closing time. In the Bronx, that could vary from one a.m. to all night. Matter of fact, Tony and the others did hang out that night, so I later discovered. They went to a new titty bar, though. I wasn’t mad at them. If I didn’t have a booty call waiting for me at the Marriott Marquis in Times Square, I would’ve been right up in there getting some lap dances my damn self.

  Women never seem to understand why men go to strip clubs. It’s simple. We can go in there with fifty ones and have a good time, have some titties rubbing up against our noses and some asses clapping in our faces, as opposed to going to a regular bar, looking at sports, and hoping some thirsty chick might suck you off in the men’s room or out in the alley for a few minutes. I’m not complaining about getting head; you can get all that in a titty bar and then some, if you feel like shelling out that dough. No attachments, no pressure to hook up later, no drama.

  But fuck all that. I was all about clapping Nadine’s ass cheeks together my damn self while I rammed my billy into her thick, juicy pussy from the back. As I arrived at the hotel and waited for an elevator, I was hoping she had some lube with her and wouldn’t mind some anal. Lisa wasn’t even having that shit … never. I figured I might as well get all my fetishes out my system while my Internet jump-off was in the country.

  Damn, you about to nail a chick from another country! I thought, as an elevator finally arrived that I could cram my six-foot-two frame into. I’d never seen a hotel with so many fucking elevators, and yet the average wait was at least five, ten minutes. This exotic-looking babe got on the elevator after me and we were forced to press up against each other because it was so crowded. She had skin the color of henna and these big, sexy-ass eyes. She looked like she was Liberian or Dominican or some shit.

  She grinned at me over her shoulder and then, by the time we reached the tenth floor and stopped to let an elderly couple off, she was doing a reach around and feeling up my dick. She must’ve felt the mass on her ass and wanted to see if it was all me.

  I whispered in her ear. “Big Wes 6969 at planetzane dot org.”

  She giggled and replied, “Liberian Girl 2010 at people dot net.”

  Shit, I knew she had that Liberian feel!

  She got off at the next stop and now my dick was cramming my pants. I scanned the elevator to see if there was any other potential pussy on board. Naw, all the rest of the chicks looked like they lived in caves. I sighed and pulled some mint breath spray out of my pants pocket. After a couple of squirts, we were finally at my stop.

  Nadine was in Room 2418; the number of times I intended to stroke her pussy. I knocked and heard her heavy accent telling me to give her a second. I heard some heels clicking on the floor and then she opened the door, butt-ass naked except for a pair of six-inch stilettos.

  I looked her up and down while she stood there with her hands on her hips, staring at the bulge in my pants.

  “Nice shoes.” I grabbed her by the throat and rammed my tongue in her mouth. She was all over me, trying to break some damn records yanking my clothes off.

  I picked her up, walked over to the bed, and tossed her on it as she pulled my wife beater off. Then I lifted her legs in the air and spread them wide open.

  “Damn, look at that fat pussy,” I whispered.

  “It’s all for you, Daddy!”

  I wasted no time digging right in. I was starving like Marvin.

  Fifteen seconds in and Nadine’s thighs were trembling like a contestant on Fear Factor. She had no idea what her ass was in for. I grabbed her left pussy lip into my mouth and sucked on it like a tit. She couldn’t take it and tried to push me away.

  “Hell no, you’re not running from this,” I informed her. “You’ve been teasing me with this pussy for months and now it’s all mine. Lie back and let me eat my dinner.” I slapped her on the ass. “Like a good girl.”

  Nadine was incoherent and managed to get out a moan while I went back to work. I stuck my tongue in her pussy and pushed it as far up inside her as I could. My tongue isn’t a joke either; it’s longer and thicker than normal. Women love it!

  Now, all women have a different taste. Fuck what you heard. Pussy isn’t sweet and it doesn’t taste like chicken. A lot of chicks don’t want to experiment and taste themselves so they get to lying about how sugary their juices taste. If a chick wants to know what her pussy really tastes like, she needs to swipe a finger over her armpits after a minor workout and lick it. That’s what her pussy will taste like, nine times out of ten.

  Nadine surprised me. She did taste better than most but, then again, as much as she finger-fucked herself for me on the webcam and sucked her fingers, she had probably decided to step up her game by eating a lot of sweets. I tore into my Bugatti like it was a slice of heaven and hoped my Lamborghini wouldn’t try to track my ass down anytime soon.

  I yanked a pillow off the head of the bed and told Nadine, “Turn over.”

  She was dazed and confused but managed to flip over as I placed the pillow under her stomach.

  I grabbed her ass cheeks roughly and pushed her ass up as I climbed on the bed behind her. “You thought you were going to come over here to the States and pussy-whip me, didn’t you? Opening the door naked like you were running things. I’m the king of this motherfucking castle.”

  “You’re the king, Wes,” Nadine blurted out as I buried my face in her ass and pussy.

  Within seconds, she was bucking and catching a rhythm with me, pumping that pussy up at me. I grabbed her right ankle and lifted it up while I pressed my left leg against hers. Then I ate her ass good and she was creaming all over my tongue. She must have come three times before I stopped eating and decided to fuck her brains out.

  I stood up while she tried to recover, and took off my pants and boxers. She looked over her shoulder. “Damn, it looks even bigger in person.”

  “You can handle this dick,” I said. “You
come from Jamaica and American women are always bragging on Jamaican dick.”

  She propped up on her elbow. “Hell no, that’s a thing of beauty right there!”

  “Don’t call my dick beautiful.” I turned her on her back and pushed the pillow up under her head. “Call it handsome.”

  Before she could respond, I was already fucking her face. I got on my knees, grabbed her head gently with both hands, and started feeding her all eleven inches. She gagged at first but she got the hang of it.

  “That’s right, Nadine. You came to see a man about a horse. Well, giddy up. Suck me dry. I know you want this dick.”

  “Um, hmm,” she mumbled.

  Now of course, I wasn’t expecting her to devour my entire dick. Even if she’d had her tonsils removed, that shit wasn’t happening, but she got enough of it in to please me. I took her hand and guided it onto my balls. She started squeezing them just right and I felt a nut building up.

  “Where do you want me to shoot the first load?” I asked her.

  I took the head of my dick out long enough for her to answer, “On my tits.”

  Now you’re probably wondering why I never mentioned Nadine’s titties. She had a fat ass and a hefty pussy but her tits were barely more than nipples. Still, if that was where she wanted my cream, there it was going to go.

  I stuck my dick back in her mouth and a few minutes later, I announced, “I’m cumming!”

  There’s an unwritten code that a man should announce when he’s about to bust a nut. No one ever told us that but if you watch enough pornos, it just catches on. Plus, it gives chicks a warning so they can figure out where they want it. Some swallow, some spit. Some want it on their tits, others on their ass. Some want to hold it in their mouths and snowball. Fuck if I’m down with that nasty shit, though.

  I pulled out and let it rip all over Nadine’s chest and she rubbed it in like cocoa butter. Well, so much for me licking over that part of her body, I thought. I’m hitting her shit from the back!

  I told Nadine to suck me hard and then I turned her over yet again. I was orchestrating our fuck session like a director at a Broadway play. I had her push up on her palms while I lifted my left knee and pulled her leg over my thigh so it could bend behind my back and then I nailed her.