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Ballads

William Makepeace Thackeray



  BALLADS

  by William Makepeace Thackeray

  CONTENTS

  The Chronicle of the Drum. Part I

  Part II

  Abd-el-Kader at Toulon; or, The Caged Hawk

  The King of Brentford's Testament

  The White Squall

  Peg of Limavaddy

  May-Day Ode

  The Ballad of Bouillabaisse

  The Mahogany Tree

  The Yankee Volunteers

  The Pen and the Album

  Mrs. Katherine's Lantern

  Lucy's Birthday

  The Cane-Bottom'd Chair

  Piscator and Piscatrix

  The Rose upon my Balcony

  Ronsard to his Mistress

  At the Church Gate

  The Age of Wisdom

  Sorrows of Werther

  A Doe in the City

  The Last of May

  "Ah, Bleak and Barren was the Moor"

  Song of the Violet

  Fairy Days

  Pocahontas

  From Pocahontas

  LOVE-SONGS MADE EASY:--

  What makes my Heart to Thrill and Glow?

  The Ghazul, or, Oriental Love-Song:--

  The Rocks

  The Merry Bard

  The Ca�que

  My Nora

  To Mary

  Serenade

  The Minaret Bells

  Come to the Greenwood Tree

  FIVE GERMAN DITTIES:--

  A Tragic Story

  The Chaplet

  The King on the Tower

  On a very Old Woman

  A Credo

  FOUR IMITATIONS OF BÉRANGER:--

  Le Roi d'Yvetot

  The King of Yvetot

  The King of Brentford

  Le Grenier

  The Garret

  Roger Bontemps

  Jolly Jack

  IMITATION OF HORACE:--

  To his Serving Boy

  Ad Ministram

  OLD FRIENDS WITH NEW FACES:--

  The Knightly Guerdon

  The Almack's Adieu

  When the Gloom is on the Glen.

  The Red Flag

  Dear Jack

  Commanders of the Faithful

  When Moonlike ore the Hazure Seas

  King Canute

  Friar's Song

  Atra Cura

  Requiescat

  Lines upon my Sister's Portrait

  The Legend of St. Sophia of Kioff

  Titmarsh's Carmen Lilliense

  The Willow-Tree

  The Willow-Tree (another version)

  LYRA HIBERNICA:--

  The Pimlico Pavilion

  The Crystal Palace

  Molony's Lament

  Mr. Molony's Account of the Ball given to the Nepaulese

  Ambassador by the Peninsular and Oriental Company

  The Battle of Limerick

  Larry O'Toole

  The Rose of Flora

  The Last Irish Grievance

  THE BALLADS OF POLICEMAN X.:--

  The Wofle New Ballad of Jane Roney and Mary Brown

  The Three Christmas Waits

  Lines on a Late Hospicious Ewent

  The Ballad of Eliza Davis

  Damages, Two Hundred Pounds

  The Knight and the Lady

  Jacob Homnium's Hoss

  The Speculators

  A Woeful New Ballad of the Protestant Conspiracy to take the

  Pope's Life

  The Lamentable Ballad of the Foundling of Shoreditch

  The Organ Boy's Appeal

  Little Billee

  The End of the Play

  Vanitas Vanitatum

  BALLADS.

  THE CHRONICLE OF THE DRUM.

  PART I.

  At Paris, hard by the Maine barriers,

  Whoever will choose to repair,

  Midst a dozen of wooden-legged warriors

  May haply fall in with old Pierre.

  On the sunshiny bench of a tavern

  He sits and he prates of old wars,

  And moistens his pipe of tobacco

  With a drink that is named after Mars.

  The beer makes his tongue run the quicker,

  And as long as his tap never fails,

  Thus over his favorite liquor

  Old Peter will tell his old tales.

  Says he, "In my life's ninety summers

  Strange changes and chances I've seen,--

  So here's to all gentlemen drummers

  That ever have thump'd on a skin.

  "Brought up in the art military

  For four generations we are;

  My ancestors drumm'd for King Harry,

  The Huguenot lad of Navarre.

  And as each man in life has his station

  According as Fortune may fix,

  While Condé was waving the baton,

  My grandsire was trolling the sticks.

  "Ah! those were the days for commanders!

  What glories my grandfather won,

  Ere bigots, and lackeys, and panders

  The fortunes of France had undone!

  In Germany, Flanders, and Holland,--

  What foeman resisted us then?

  No; my grandsire was ever victorious,

  My grandsire and Monsieur Turenne.

  "He died: and our noble battalions

  The jade fickle Fortune forsook;

  And at Blenheim, in spite of our valiance,

  The victory lay with Malbrook.

  The news it was brought to King Louis;

  Corbleu! how his Majesty swore

  When he heard they had taken my grandsire:

  And twelve thousand gentlemen more.

  "At Namur, Ramillies, and Malplaquet

  Were we posted, on plain or in trench:

  Malbrook only need to attack it

  And away from him scamper'd we French.

  Cheer up! 'tis no use to be glum, boys,--

  'Tis written, since fighting begun,

  That sometimes we fight and we conquer,

  And sometimes we fight and we run.

  "To fight and to run was our fate:

  Our fortune and fame had departed.

  And so perish'd Louis the Great,--

  Old, lonely, and half broken-hearted.

  His coffin they pelted with mud,

  His body they tried to lay hands on;

  And so having buried King Louis

  They loyally served his great-grandson.

  "God save the beloved King Louis!

  (For so he was nicknamed by some,)

  And now came my father to do his

  King's orders and beat on the drum.

  My grandsire was dead, but his bones

  Must have shaken I'm certain for joy,

  To hear daddy drumming the English

  From the meadows of famed Fontenoy.

  "So well did he drum in that battle

  That the enemy show'd us their backs;

  Corbleu! it was pleasant to rattle

  The sticks and to follow old Saxe!

  We next had Soubise as a leader,

  And as luck hath its changes and fits,

  At Rossbach, in spite of dad's drumming,

  'Tis said we were beaten by Fritz.

  "And now daddy cross'd the Atlantic,

  To drum for Montcalm and his men;

  Morbleu! but it makes a man frantic

  To think we were beaten again!

  My daddy he cross'd the wide ocean,

  My mother brought me on
her neck,

  And we came in the year fifty-seven

  To guard the good town of Quebec.

  "In the year fifty-nine came the Britons,--

  Full well I remember the day,--

  They knocked at our gates for admittance,

  Their vessels were moor'd in our bay.

  Says our general, 'Drive me yon redcoats

  Away to the sea whence they come!'

  So we marched against Wolfe and his bull-dogs,

  We marched at the sound of the drum.

  "I think I can see my poor mammy

  With me in her hand as she waits,

  And our regiment, slowly retreating,

  Pours back through the citadel gates.

  Dear mammy she looks in their faces,

  And asks if her husband is come?

  --He is lying all cold on the glacis,

  And will never more beat on the drum.

  "Come, drink, 'tis no use to be glum, boys,

  He died like a soldier in glory;

  Here's a glass to the health of all drum-boys,

  And now I'll commence my own story.

  Once more did we cross the salt ocean,

  We came in the year eighty-one;

  And the wrongs of my father the drummer

  Were avenged by the drummer his son.

  "In Chesapeake Bay we were landed.

  In vain strove the British to pass:

  Rochambeau our armies commanded,

  Our ships they were led by De Grasse.

  Morbleu! How I rattled the drumsticks

  The day we march'd into Yorktown;

  Ten thousand of beef-eating British

  Their weapons we caused to lay down.

  "Then homewards returning victorious,

  In peace to our country we came,

  And were thanked for our glorious actions

  By Louis Sixteenth of the name.

  What drummer on earth could be prouder

  Than I, while I drumm'd at Versailles

  To the lovely court ladies in powder,

  And lappets, and long satin-tails?

  "The Princes that day pass'd before us,

  Our countrymen's glory and hope;

  Monsieur, who was learned in Horace,

  D'Artois, who could dance the tightrope.

  One night we kept guard for the Queen

  At her Majesty's opera-box,

  While the King, that majestical monarch,

  Sat filing at home at his locks.

  "Yes, I drumm'd for the fair Antoinette,

  And so smiling she look'd and so tender,

  That our officers, privates, and drummers,

  All vow'd they would die to defend her.

  But she cared not for us honest fellows,

  Who fought and who bled in her wars,

  She sneer'd at our gallant Rochambeau,

  And turned Lafayette out of doors.

  "Ventrebleu! then I swore a great oath,

  No more to such tyrants to kneel.

  And so just to keep up my drumming,

  One day I drumm'd down the Bastille.

  Ho, landlord! a stoup of fresh wine.

  Come, comrades, a bumper we'll try,

  And drink to the year eighty-nine

  And the glorious fourth of July!

  "Then bravely our cannon it thunder'd

  As onwards our patriots bore.

  Our enemies were but a hundred,

  And we twenty thousand or more.

  They carried the news to King Louis.

  He heard it as calm as you please,

  And, like a majestical monarch,

  Kept filing his locks and his keys.

  "We show'd our republican courage,

  We storm'd and we broke the great gate in,

  And we murder'd the insolent governor

  For daring to keep us a-waiting.

  Lambesc and his squadrons stood by:

  They never stirr'd finger or thumb.

  The saucy aristocrats trembled

  As they heard the republican drum.

  "Hurrah! what a storm was a-brewing:

  The day of our vengeance was come!

  Through scenes of what carnage and ruin

  Did I beat on the patriot drum!

  Let's drink to the famed tenth of August:

  At midnight I beat the tattoo,

  And woke up the Pikemen of Paris

  To follow the bold Barbaroux.

  "With pikes, and with shouts, and with torches

  March'd onwards our dusty battalions,

  And we girt the tall castle of Louis,

  A million of tatterdemalions!

  We storm'd the fair gardens where tower'd

  The walls of his heritage splendid.

  Ah, shame on him, craven and coward,

  That had not the heart to defend it!

  "With the crown of his sires on his head,

  His nobles and knights by his side,

  At the foot of his ancestors' palace

  'Twere easy, methinks, to have died.

  But no: when we burst through his barriers,

  Mid heaps of the dying and dead,

  In vain through the chambers we sought him--

  He had turn'd like a craven and fled.

  . . . . .

  "You all know the Place de la Concorde?

  'Tis hard by the Tuilerie wall.

  Mid terraces, fountains, and statues,

  There rises an obelisk tall.

  There rises an obelisk tall,

  All garnish'd and gilded the base is:

  'Tis surely the gayest of all

  Our beautiful city's gay places.

  "Around it are gardens and flowers,

  And the Cities of France on their thrones,

  Each crown'd with his circlet of flowers

  Sits watching this biggest of stones!

  I love to go sit in the sun there,

  The flowers and fountains to see,

  And to think of the deeds that were done there

  In the glorious year ninety-three.

  "'Twas here stood the Altar of Freedom;

  And though neither marble nor gilding

  Was used in those days to adorn

  Our simple republican building,

  Corbleu! but the MERE GUILLOTINE

  Cared little for splendor or show,

  So you gave her an axe and a beam,

  And a plank and a basket or so.

  "Awful, and proud, and erect,

  Here sat our republican goddess.

  Each morning her table we deck'd

  With dainty aristocrats' bodies.

  The people each day flocked around

  As she sat at her meat and her wine:

  'Twas always the use of our nation

  To witness the sovereign dine.

  "Young virgins with fair golden tresses,

  Old silver-hair'd prelates and priests,

  Dukes, marquises, barons, princesses,

  Were splendidly served at her feasts.

  Ventrebleu! but we pamper'd our ogress

  With the best that our nation could bring,

  And dainty she grew in her progress,

  And called for the head of a King!

  "She called for the blood of our King,

  And straight from his prison we drew him;

  And to her with shouting we led him,

  And took him, and bound him, and slew him.

  'The monarchs of Europe against me

  Have plotted a godless alliance

  I'll fling them the head of King Louis,'

  She said, 'as my gage of defiance.'

  "I see him as now, for a moment,

  Away from his jailers he broke;

  And stood at the foot of the scaffold,

  And linger'd, an
d fain would have spoke.

  'Ho,drummer! quick! silence yon Capet,'

  Says Santerre, 'with a beat of your drum.'

  Lustily then did I tap it,

  And the son of Saint Louis was dumb.

  PART II.

  "The glorious days of September

  Saw many aristocrats fall;

  'Twas then that our pikes drunk the blood

  In the beautiful breast of Lamballe.

  Pardi, 'twas a beautiful lady!

  I seldom have looked on her like;

  And I drumm'd for a gallant procession,

  That marched with her head on a pike.

  "Let's show the pale head to the Queen,

  We said--she'll remember it well.

  She looked from the bars of her prison,

  And shriek'd as she saw it, and fell.

  We set up a shout at her screaming,

  We laugh'd at the fright she had shown

  At the sight of the head of her minion;

  How she'd tremble to part with her own.

  "We had taken the head of King Capet,

  We called for the blood of his wife;

  Undaunted she came to the scaffold,

  And bared her fair neck to the knife.

  As she felt the foul fingers that touch'd her,

  She shrunk, but she deigned not to speak:

  She look'd with a royal disdain,

  And died with a blush on her cheek!

  "'Twas thus that our country was saved;

  So told us the safety committee!

  But psha! I've the heart of a soldier,

  All gentleness, mercy, and pity.

  I loathed to assist at such deeds,

  And my drum beat its loudest of tunes

  As we offered to justice offended

  The blood of the bloody tribunes.

  "Away with such foul recollections!

  No more of the axe and the block;

  I saw the last fight of the sections,

  As they fell 'neath our guns at Saint Rock.

  Young BONAPARTE led us that day;

  When he sought the Italian frontier,

  I follow'd my gallant young captain,

  I follow'd him many a long year.

  "We came to an army in rags,

  Our general was but a boy

  When we first saw the Austrian flags

  Flaunt proud in the fields of Savoy.

  In the glorious year ninety-six,

  We march'd to the banks of the Po;

  I carried my drum and my sticks,

  And we laid the proud Austrian low.

  "In triumph we enter'd Milan,

  We seized on the Mantuan keys;

  The troops of the Emperor ran,

  And the Pope he tell down on his knees.--

  Pierre's comrades here call'd a fresh bottle,

  And clubbing together their wealth,

  They drank to the Army of Italy,

  And General Bonaparte's health.

  The drummer now bared his old breast,

  And show'd us a plenty of scars,

  Rude presents that Fortune had made him,

  In fifty victorious wars.

  "This came when I follow'd bold Kleber--

  'Twas shot by a Mameluke gun;

  And this from an Austrian sabre,

  When the field of Marengo was won.

  "My forehead has many deep furrows,

  But this is the deepest of all:

  A Brunswicker made it at Jena,

  Beside the fair river of Saal.

  This cross, 'twas the Emperor gave it;

  (God bless him!) it covers a blow;

  I had it at Austerlitz fight,

  As I beat on my drum in the snow.

  "'Twas thus that we conquer'd and fought;

  But wherefore continue the story?

  There's never a baby in France

  But has heard of our chief and our glory,--

  But has heard of our chief and our fame,

  His sorrows and triumphs can tell,

  How bravely Napoleon conquer'd,

  How bravely and sadly he fell.

  "It makes my old heart to beat higher,

  To think of the deeds that I saw;

  I follow'd bold Ney through the fire,

  And charged at the side of Murat."

  And so did old Peter continue

  His story of twenty brave years;

  His audience follow'd with comments--

  Rude comments of curses and tears.

  He told how the Prussians in vain

  Had died in defence of their land;

  His audience laugh'd at the story,

  And vow'd that their captain was grand!

  He had fought the red English, he said,

  In many a battle of Spain;

  They cursed the red English, and prayed

  To meet them and fight them again.

  He told them how Russia was lost,

  Had winter not driven them back;

  And his company cursed the quick frost,

  And doubly they cursed the Cossack.

  He told how the stranger arrived;

  They wept at the tale of disgrace:

  And they long'd but for one battle more,

  The stain of their shame to efface!

  "Our country their hordes overrun,

  We fled to the fields of Champagne,

  And fought them, though twenty to one,

  And beat them again and again!

  Our warrior was conquer'd at last;

  They bade him his crown to resign;

  To fate and his country he yielded

  The rights of himself and his line.

  "He came, and among us he stood,

  Around him we press'd in a throng:

  We could not regard him for weeping,

  Who had led us and loved us so long.

  'I have led you for twenty long years,'

  Napoleon said, ere he went

  'Wherever was honor I found you,

  And with you, my sons, am content!