A World Without Princes
Soman Chainani
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Dedication
For Maria Gonzalez
Contents
Cover
Disclaimer
Title
Dedication
PART I
1. Sophie Makes a Wish
2. Agatha Makes a Wish Too
3. Breadcrumbs
4. Red Hoods Ride
5. The Other School
6. Her Name Is Yara
7. The Witches Brew a Plan
8. Unforgiven
9. Symptoms Returned
10. Doubt
11. Double Crossings
12. The Uninvited Guest
PART II
13. The Supper Hall Book Club
14. Merlin’s Lost Spell
15. The Five Rules
16. A Boy by Any Other Name
17. Two Schools, Two Missions
18. Sader’s Secret History
19. Two Days Left
20. One Step Ahead
21. Red Light
22. Last One In
23. Death in the Forest
24. Villains Unmasked
About the Author
Also by Soman Chainani
Copyright
About the Publisher
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PART I
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1
Sophie Makes a Wish
There is an uneasiness that remains after your best friend tries to kill you.
But as Agatha gazed out at her and Sophie’s golden statues, towering over the sun-speckled square, she swallowed it away.
“I don’t know why it has to be a musical,” she said, sneezing from the carnations on her pink dress.
“No sweating in your costumes!” Sophie barked at a boy struggling in a ferocious plaster dog head, while the girl roped to him stumbled around in her own cuddly dog head. Sophie caught two boys labeled CHADDICK and RAVAN trying to swap outfits. “No switching schools either!”
“But I want to be an Ever!” RAVAN groused, and pulled at his dumpy black tunic.
“My wig itches,” mewled BEATRIX, clawing her blond hairpiece.
“Mummy won’t know it’s me,” whined a boy in the SCHOOL MASTER’S shiny silver mask.
“AND NO SULKING ABOUT PARTS!” Sophie boomed, stamping DOT on the blacksmith’s daughter before stuffing two chocolate ice pops in her hands. “You need to gain twenty pounds by next week.”
“You said it’d be small,” Agatha said, eyeing a boy teetering on a ladder as he painted two familiar green eyes on the massive theater marquee. “Something tasteful for the anniversary.”
“Is every boy in this town a tenor?” Sophie squawked, inspecting the males with these very same eyes. “Surely someone’s voice has changed? Surely someone can play Tedros, the most handsome, charming prince in the—”
She turned to find red-haired, bucktoothed Radley in tight breeches, puffing his chest. Sophie gagged and stamped him HORT.
“This doesn’t seem small,” Agatha said, louder, watching two girls pull the canvas off a ticket booth with twenty neon Sophie faces silkscreened across it. “And it doesn’t seem tastef—”
“Lights!” Sophie called to two boys suspended from ropes—
Agatha spun from the blinding detonation. Through fingers, she peeked up at the velvet curtain behind them, embedded with a thousand white-hot bulbs spelling out:
CURSES! The Musical
Starring, Written, Directed, and Produced by Sophie
“Is this too dull for the finale?” Sophie said, whirling to Agatha in a midnight-blue ballgown with delicate gold leaves, a ruby pendant around her neck, and a tiara of blue orchids. “That reminds me. Can you sing harmony?”
Agatha swelled like a tick. “Have you lost your mind! You said it’d be a tribute to the kidnapped children, not some fairground burlesque! I can’t act, I can’t sing, and here we are having a dress rehearsal for a vanity show that doesn’t even have a scrip— What is THAT?”
She pointed at the sash of red crystals across Sophie’s dress.
Ball Queen
Sophie stared at her. “You don’t expect me to tell our story as it happened, do you?”
Agatha scowled.
“Oh, Agatha, if we don’t celebrate ourselves, who else will?” Sophie moaned, looking out at the giant amphitheater. “We’re the Gavaldon Curse Breakers! The School Master Slayers! Larger than life! Greater than legend! So where’s our palace? Where’s our slaves? On the anniversary of our kidnapping from this odious town, they should adore us! They should worship us! They should bow down instead of trolling around with fat, badly dressed widows!”
Her voice thundered across empty wooden seats. She turned to find her friend studying her.
“The Elders gave him permission, didn’t they,” said Agatha.
Sophie’s face darkened. She turned quickly and started handing sheet music to the cast.
“When is it?” Agatha asked.
Sophie didn’t answer.
“Sophie, when is it?”
“The day after the show,” Sophie said, sprucing the garlands on a giant altar set piece. “But that might change once they see the encore.”
“Why? What’s in the encore?”
“I’m fine about it, Aggie. I’ve made my peace.”
“Sophie. What’s in the encore.”
“He’s a grown man. Free to make his own decisions.”
“And this show has nothing to do with trying to stop your father’s wedding.”
Sophie turned. “Why would you ever think that?”
Agatha glared at the fat, homeless hag, slouched in a veil under the altar, stamped HONORA.
Sophie shoved Agatha music. “If I were you, I’d be learning how to sing.”
When they returned from the Woods nine months before, the hubbub had been frightening. For two hundred years, the School Master had kidnapped children from Gavaldon to his School for Good and Evil. But after so many children lost forever, so many families torn apart, two girls had found their way back. People wanted to kiss them, touch them, build statues for them, as if they were gods fallen to earth. To satisfy demand, the Council of Elders suggested they hold supervised autograph signings in the church after Sunday services. The questions never changed: “Did they torture you?” “Are you sure the curse is broken?” “Did you see my son?”
Sophie offered to endure these on her own, but to her surprise, Agatha
always showed. Indeed, in those first months, Agatha did daily interviews for the town scroll, let Sophie dress her up and slather her with makeup, and politely endured the young children her friend loathed.
“Totems of disease,” Sophie grumbled, dabbing her nostrils with eucalyptus before signing another storybook. She noticed Agatha smile at a boy as she autographed his copy of King Arthur.
“Since when do you like children?” Sophie growled.
“Since they beg to see Mother when they’re sick now,” said Agatha, flashing lipstick stains on her teeth. “Never had so many patients in her life.”
But by summer, the crowd had thinned. It was Sophie’s idea to do posters.
Agatha gaped at the sign on the church door. “Free kiss?”
“On their storybooks,” Sophie said, puckering garishly red lips into a pocket mirror.
“That’s not what it sounds like,” said Agatha, pulling at the clingy green dress Sophie had loaned her. Pink had noticeably disappeared from her friend’s closet after they returned, presumably because it reminded her of her time as a bald, toothless witch.
“Look, we’re old news,” Agatha said, yanking at the dress’s straps again. “Time to go back to normal like everyone else.”
“Maybe it should just be me this week.” Sophie’s eyes flicked up from the mirror. “Perhaps they sense your lack of enthusiasm.”
But no one except smelly Radley showed that Sunday or the next week, when Sophie’s posters hawked an “intimate gift” with every autograph, or the next, when she promised a “private dinner” too. By the fall, the Missing signs in the square had come down, the children had shoved their storybooks in closets, and Mr. Deauville put a LAST DAYS sign in his shop window, for no new fairy tales had come from the Woods for him to sell. Now the girls were just two more fossils of the curse. Even Sophie’s father had stopped treading gently. On Halloween, he told his daughter he had received the Elders’ permission to marry Honora. He never asked for Sophie’s.
As she hurried from rehearsal through a hard, ugly rain, Sophie glowered at her once-shining statue, spotted and runny with bird droppings. She had worked so hard for it. A week of snail-egg facials and cucumber-juice fasts so the sculptor would get her just right. And now here it was, a toilet for pigeons.
She glanced back at her painted face beaming from the distant theater marquee and gritted her teeth. The show would remind her father who came first. The show would remind them all.
As she splashed out of the square toward soddy cottage lanes, trails of smoke wafted from chimneys, and Sophie knew what each family was having for dinner: breaded pork with mushroom gravy in Wilhelm’s house, beef and potato cream soup in Belle’s, bacon lentils and pickled yams in Sabrina’s. . . . The food her father loved and never could have. Good. Let him starve, for all she cared. As she walked up the lane to her own house, she inhaled for the smell of a cold, empty kitchen, a smell that reminded her father of what he’d lost.
Only now the kitchen didn’t smell empty at all. Sophie inhaled again, a smell of meat and milk, and felt herself running to the door. She threw it open—
Honora hacked into raw pork ribs. “Sophie,” she panted, wiping plump hands. “I had to close at Bartleby’s—I could use some help—”
Sophie stared through her. “Where’s my father?”
Honora tried to fix her bushy, flour-crusted hair. “Um, putting up the tent with the boys. He thought it might be nice if we all have dinner toget—”
“Tent?” Sophie charged for the back door. “Now?”
She barreled into the garden. In gusty rain, the widow’s two boys each manned a roped-down stake while Stefan tried to loop the billowing white tent around a third. But just as Stefan succeeded, the tent ripped away, burying him and the two boys beneath it. Sophie could hear them giggling before her father poked his head from under the canvas. “Just what we need. A fourth!”
“Why are you putting up the tent?” Sophie said, ice cold. “The wedding is next week.”
Stefan stood tall and cleared his throat. “It’s tomorrow.”
“Tomorrow?” Sophie went white. “This tomorrow? The one after today?”
“Honora said we should do it before your show,” Stefan said, running a hand through a newly grown beard. “We don’t want to distract from it.”
Sophie felt sick. “But . . . how can—”
“Don’t worry about us. We announced the date change at church, and Jacob and Adam here will have the tent up in no time. How was rehearsal?” He hugged the six-year-old to his brawny flank. “Jacob said he could see the lights from our porch.”
“Me too!” said eight-year-old Adam, hugging his other side.
Stefan kissed their heads. “Who’d have thought I’d have two little princes?” he whispered.
Sophie watched her father, heart in her throat.
“So come on, tell us what’s in your show,” Stefan said, smiling up at her.
But Sophie suddenly didn’t care about her show at all.
Dinner was a handsome roast, with perfectly cooked broccoli, cucumber salad, and a flourless blueberry tart, but she didn’t touch any of it. She sat rigid, glaring at Honora across the cramped table as forks speared and clinked.
“Eat,” Stefan prodded her.
Next to him, Honora rubbed her neck wattle, avoiding Sophie’s stare. “If she doesn’t like it—”
“You made what she likes,” Stefan said, eyes on Sophie. “Eat.”
Sophie didn’t. Clinks petered to silence.
“Can I have her pork?” Adam said.
“You and my mother were friends, weren’t you?” Sophie said to Honora.
The widow choked on her meat. Stefan scowled at Sophie and opened his mouth to retort, but Honora grabbed his wrist. She dabbed at dry lips with a dirty napkin.
“Best friends,” she rasped with a smile, and swallowed again. “For a very long time.”
Sophie froze over. “I wonder what came between you.”
Honora’s smile vanished and she peered down at her plate. Sophie’s eyes stayed locked on her.
Stefan’s fork clanked against the table. “Why don’t you help Honora in the shop after school?”
Sophie waited for Adam to answer him—then saw her father still looking at her.
“Me?” Sophie blanched. “Help . . . her?”
“Bartleby said my wife could use an extra hand,” Stefan said.
Wife. That’s all Sophie heard. Not thief. Not tramp. Wife.
“After the wedding and the show is over,” he added. “Get you settled into normal life.”
Sophie spun to Honora, expecting her to be as shocked, but she was just anxiously slurping cucumbers through dry lips.
“Father, you want me to—to—” Sophie couldn’t get words out. “Churn b-b-butter?”
“Build some strength in those stick arms,” her father said between bites, as Jacob and Adam compared biceps.
“But I’m famous!” Sophie shrieked. “I have fans—I have a statue! I can’t work! Not with her!”
“Then perhaps you should find somewhere else to live.” Stefan picked a bone clean. “As long as you’re in this family, you’ll contribute. Or the boys would be happy to have your room.”
Sophie gasped.
“Now eat,” he spat, so sharply she had to obey.
As he watched Agatha slip on her old, saggy black dress, Reaper growled suspiciously, sucking on a few trout bones across the leaky room.
“See? Same old Agatha.” She slammed the trunk on Sophie’s borrowed clothes, slid it near the door, and kneeled to pet her bald, wrinkled cat. “So now you can be nice again.”
Reaper hissed.
“It’s me,” Agatha said, trying to pet him. “I haven’t changed a bit.”
Reaper scratched her and trundled away.
Agatha rubbed the fresh mark on her hand beween others barely healed. She flopped onto her bed while Reaper curled up in a moldy green corner, as far away from her as he coul
d.
She rolled over and hugged her pillow.
I’m happy.
She listened to rain slosh against the straw roof and spurt through a hole into her mother’s black cauldron.
Home sweet home.
Clink, clink, clink went the rain.
Sophie and me.
She stared at the blank, cracked wall. Clink, clink, clink . . . Like a sword in a sheath, rubbing against a belt buckle. Clink, clink, clink. Her chest started pounding, her blood burning like lava, and she knew it was happening again. Clink, clink, clink. The black of the cauldron became the black of his boots. The straw of the ceiling, the gold of his hair. The sky through the window, the blue in his eyes. In her arms, the pillow became tanned muscles and flesh—
“Some help, dear!” a voice trilled.
Agatha jolted awake, gripping her sweat-stained pillow. She lurched off the bed and opened the door to see her mother lugging two baskets, one teeming with stinky roots and leaves, the other with dead tadpoles, cockroaches, and lizards.
“What in the world—”
“So you can finally teach me some potions from school!” Callis chimed, eyes bulging, and plunked a basket in Agatha’s hands. “Not as many patients today. We have time to brew!”
“I told you I can’t do magic anymore,” Agatha snapped, closing the door behind them. “Our fingers don’t glow here.”
“Why won’t you tell me anything that happened?” her mother asked, picking her oily dome of black hair. “The least you could do is show me a wart potion.”
“Look, I put it all behind me.”
“Lizards are better fresh, dear. What can we make with those?”
“I forgot all that stuff—”
“They’ll go bad—”
“Stop!”
Her mother stiffened.
“Please,” Agatha begged. “I don’t want to talk about school.”
Gently Callis took the basket from her. “When you came home, I’d never been so happy.” She looked into her daughter’s eyes. “But part of me worries what you gave up.”
Agatha stared down at her black clump shoes as her mother towed the baskets into the kitchen. “You know how I feel about waste,” Callis sighed. “Let’s hope our bowels can handle a lizard stew.”
