Manic Monday (The Jake Monday Chronicles #1)

Manic Monday

  Jake Monday Chronicles 1

  Robert Michael

  © 2012 Robert Michael

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  This book is a work of fiction. Any references to historical, real people or real locales are used fictitiously. Other names, places and incidents are products of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual events, locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

  INFINITE WORD PRESS

  Broken Arrow, Oklahoma

  Printed in the United States of America

  Chapter 1

  Royale with Cheese

  Jake enjoyed feeling the cold Italian marble against the small of his back almost as much as he did the view before him. The mansion was located on a pristine, lonely stretch of beach along the coast. The California sun reflected off of the gently tossing waves. The only mar upon the whole scene was the blood from two bodies slumped against the patio door.

  Jake’s phone vibrated against the marble, startling him. He thought he had more time. The bodies were still warm. The “cleaner” was not due for another hour.

  “Monday.”

  “Do we have a clear conscience?” The voice on the other line was thick with a Russian accent, the “r’s” clipped and the vowels full and round.

  “The deed is done. Housekeeping is on its way.”

  “You are cleared for recovery, then?”

  “I strongly recommend that I remain until the housekeeper leaves.”

  A pause from the other line. Someone covering the speaker with their hand.

  “When they leave, you must be prepared.”

  “I understand. “ Jake hated talking in code. It was trite and paranoid. But, perhaps, knowing what he did, it was wise.

  “Five-one-five, dash, two-one-three.”

  “Three base Monday out and clear. Five-one-five, dash, two-one-three.”

  He shut his phone and got moving. He wiped the marble down with a cloth, extracted a hand-held vacuum and cleaned along the door and under the mat. Jake pulled out the stiletto he used to assassinate the two guards, removed the detachable wood handle and replaced it carefully with another. The replacement was a plant. He carefully peeled back the plastic covering the prints and deposited it in his jacket pocket with the original handle.

  Jake checked his watch and admired the sun as it continued to travel towards the horizon. The doorbell rang. Jake walked briskly back through the house, its vaulted ceilings, expensive furnishings, and modern art welcoming and cold. He could see the cleaners through the window in the front. Suddenly, he was reminded of Pulp Fiction. The older man, Charles, Jake had met about a month ago. He looked remarkably like Harvey Keitel. Jake did not know the tall, lean fellow with him. He opened the door and fought the urge to look back over their shoulders down the drive.

  Instead, he found himself staring at the gargantuan nose of Charles’ partner. His nose was bulbous, red, and out of place on the man’s face. His cheekbones stood out prominently, his unshaven chin jutted forward, and his ears seemed barely attached to his skull. He looked like he had skipped a whole week of nutrition and got a busted nose as a reward.

  Thankfully, they pushed on past him without noticing. They were on a schedule. It was crucial not to deviate from it by standing gawking at each other or making small talk. Besides, he knew Charles was all business. They made their way back toward the bedroom, the young guy craning his considerably long neck to take in the gaudiness and lavish home of Eilif Nicolaisen, real estate mogul, trafficker of drugs and slaves.

  “Through here?” Charles motioned towards the hall.

  “Yes. On the left.”

  They entered into the bedroom and put down their equipment: two briefcases and a bucket.

  “Nice house.” Big-Nose said. He looked around at the paintings, the furnishings, his eyes roaming, full of grift and barely concealed excitement.

  Charles shook his head as he unpacked. He glanced up at Jake and smiled. Charles inserted the knife with surgical precision. Big-Nose fell forward onto the bed face first. The only sign of his passing was a small red dot of blood on the back of his neck below his skull. Jake shrugged. Sometimes Charles took matters into his own hands. He usually had his reasons.

  “So, how’s your wife, Charles?” Jake asked.

  Charles rolled Big-Nose over onto the floor, cradling his head with a plastic cloth to catch the blood.

  “She is obstinate as ever. I tell her of you and she say you are her hero.” He wrinkled his nose in distaste. "The woman is a tramp, I am saying.”

  “I say she has good taste.” He put his hands in his pockets with a wry smile upon his lips.

  “I found him on the road, needles lying around him. Last night at the park. He not ask much questions, but offered to have sex with me. Disgusting.” He wiped his hands on his slacks. "America is full of perverts and deviants, I am saying.”

  “He finds you more attractive than your wife does, Charles.”

  Charles chuckled a little. He was a hard man to make laugh, but Monday had developed a rapport with him over last few weeks.

  “Not surprising. She likes young men. Always has. I was young once, too. Now, she has her way with all the young men. Me? I don’t care.” He shrugged. "Let her have her fun.” He pointed to Big-Nose as he adjusted the body into position. “He fit the bill for goat?”

  “Yes. He will do fine. He is tall enough to fit my strike angle. Thank you for sending his prints ahead. The timeline will be more accurate that way. You do good work.”

  “I am told I am the best.” He said, pointing to his chest. He held out his other hand for the stiletto. “I do not know. Maybe, I see doctor soon. Pains in my chest, aches in my joints. I retire before one of these bait kill me first.” Jake handed him the stiletto wrapped in a heavy cloth.

  “Everyone expendable, everyone valuable.”

  “That is what they teach you? So cold and precise. So good I suppose. Easier to let go when you know where you stand in the first place.”

  With the planted stiletto in place, it was easy to piece out the scene. Two guards killed by Big-Nose with a twelve-inch stiletto knife. On his way out, Charles would arrange the house to seem that a robbery was in action when the thief was caught trying to hide in the bedroom. The two guards, amorous chaps that they were, caught the thief on their way to consummate their fondness for each other and were murdered.

  No need to be extreme in the staging. The authorities would be encouraged to wrap up the embarrassing affair quickly. Money can make many things possible.

  Still, it was tidy. Eilif would not suspect that he was being set up. Sometimes assassinations were more complicated than merely extermination. Sometimes it is necessary to assassinate someone's character as well as their person.