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The Ship of the Dead, Page 21

Rick Riordan


  Sam wrinkled her nose in distaste. “All the time. Humans gave up the practice centuries ago—”

  “Some might dispute that,” Mallory grumbled.

  “Fair point,” Sam agreed. “What I mean is, giants do it the way Vikings used to. Clans go to war against one another. They take prisoners of war and declare them personal property. Sometimes, the thralls can earn their freedom, sometimes not. Depends on the master.”

  “Then maybe we can free these guys,” I suggested. “Get them on our side.”

  Mallory snorted. “Unbeatable guardians of the mead—unless you offer them their freedom, in which case they’re pushovers!”

  “I’m just saying—”

  “Won’t be that easy, Beantown. Let’s stop dreaming and start fighting.”

  She led the way over the hill, which struck me as only slightly less reckless than jumping out of a moving train.

  SO MUCH for strategy.

  We popped over the ridge and found ourselves at the edge of a wheat field several acres across. The wheat grew taller than us, which would have made it perfect for sneaking through, except that the guys working the field were taller still—nine giants, all swinging scythes. The setup reminded me of a video game level I’d played with T.J. once, but I had no wish to try it with my actual body.

  Each thrall had an iron collar around his neck. Otherwise they wore nothing but loincloths and a whole lot of muscles. Their bronze skin, shaggy hair, and beards all dripped with perspiration. Despite their size and strength, they seemed to be having a hard time cutting the wheat. The stalks just bent against their scythe blades with a whisking sound like laughter, then sprang back up again. Because of this, the thralls looked almost as miserable as they smelled…and they smelled like Halfborn Gunderson’s sandals.

  Beyond the field loomed the wishbone-shaped waterfall. In the cliff face that jutted from the middle was a set of massive iron doors.

  Before you could say Darn it, Mallory, the nearest thrall—who had a mop of red hair even more impressive than Miss Keen’s—sniffed the air, stood up straight, and turned to face us. “Ho, ho!”

  The other eight stopped working and turned toward us as well, adding, “Ho, ho! Ho, ho! Ho, ho!” like a flock of strange birds.

  “What have we here?” asked the redheaded thrall.

  “What indeed?” asked another with an impressively tattooed face.

  “What indeed?” asked a third, maybe just in case we hadn’t heard the tattooed guy.

  “Kill them?” Red polled his buddies.

  “Yes, probably kill them,” Tattoo agreed.

  “Hold on!” I yelled before they could take a vote, which I had a feeling would be unanimous. “We’re here for a very important reason—”

  “—which does not entail our deaths,” Sam added.

  “Good point, Sam!” I nodded vigorously, and the thralls all nodded along, apparently impressed by my earnestness. “Tell them why we’re here, Mack!”

  Mallory gave me her standard I’ll-kill-you-later-with-both-knives look. “Well, Beantown, we’re here to—to help these fine gentlemen!”

  The nearest thrall, Red, frowned at his scythe. Its curved iron blade was almost as corroded as Jack had been when I first pulled him out of the Charles River.

  “Don’t know how you could help,” Red said. “Unless you could harvest the field for us? Master only gives us these dull blades.”

  The others muttered in agreement.

  “And the wheat stalks are as hard as flint!” said Tattoo.

  “Harder!” said another thrall. “And the wheat keeps growing back as soon as we cut it! We can only take a break when all the wheat is cut, but…we can’t ever finish!”

  Red nodded. “It’s almost like…” His face darkened with effort. “Like Master doesn’t want us to ever take a break.”

  The others nodded, pondering this theory.

  “Ah, yes, your master!” Mallory said. “Who is your master again?”

  “Baugi!” said Red. “Great thane of the stone giants! He’s off in the north getting ready for Doomsday.” He said this as if Baugi had just gone to the store to get some milk.

  “He is a hard master,” Mallory noted.

  “Yes!” Tattoo agreed.

  “No,” Red said.

  The others chimed in. “No. No, not at all! Kind and good!”

  They glanced suspiciously from side to side, as if their master might be hiding in the wheat.

  Sam cleared her throat. “Does Baugi give you any other duties?”

  “Oh, yes!” said a thrall in the back. “We guard the doors! So no one can take Suttung’s mead or free Suttung’s prisoner!”

  “The prisoner?” I asked. “Suttung?”

  Nine thrall heads nodded solemnly. They would have made an excellent kindergarten class if the teacher could have found large enough coloring books and crayons.

  “Suttung is the master’s brother,” said Red. “He owns the mead and the prisoner in the cave.”

  Another thrall shrieked. “You are not supposed to say what is in the cave!”

  “Right!” Red turned even redder. “Suttung owns the mead and the prisoner who—who may or may not be in the cave.”

  The other thralls nodded, apparently satisfied Red had thrown us off the scent.

  “If anyone tries to get past us,” said Tattoo, “we get to take a break from cutting wheat, just long enough to kill the trespassers.”

  “So,” Red said, “if you are not here to cut the wheat, then do we get to kill you? That would be helpful! We could use a good killing break!”

  “Killing break?” asked a guy in the back.

  “Killing break!” said another.

  The rest took up the call.

  Nine giants shouting killing break tended to make me a little jumpy. I thought about pulling out Jack and having him cut the wheat for the thralls, but that would still leave us facing nine big dudes who were under orders to kill trespassers. Jack might be able to slay nine giants before they slew us, but I still didn’t like the idea of chopping down thralls when I could be chopping down their masters.

  “What if we freed you?” I asked. “Just for the sake of argument. Would you turn on your master? Would you run away to your homeland?”

  The thralls got dreamy looks in their eyes.

  “We might do those things,” Tattoo agreed.

  “And would you help us?” Sam asked. “Or even just leave us alone?”

  “Oh, no!” Red said. “No, first we would kill you. We love killing humans.”

  The other eight nodded enthusiastically.

  Mallory glared at me like I told you so. “Also for the sake of argument, noble thralls, what if we fought you? Could we kill you?”

  Red laughed. “That is very funny! No, we are under strong magic spells. Baugi is a great sorcerer! We cannot be killed by anyone except each other.”

  “And we like each other!” said another thrall.

  “Yes!” said a third.

  The giants started to bring it in for a group hug, then seemed to remember they were holding scythes.

  “Well, then!” Mallory’s eyes gleamed like she had a wonderful idea I was going to hate. “I know exactly how we can help you!”

  She fished around in her jacket pocket and brought out the whetstone. “Ta-da!”

  The thralls looked less than impressed.

  “It is a rock,” Red said.

  “Oh, no, my friend,” Mallory said. “This whetstone can magically sharpen any blade and make your work much easier. May I show you?”

  She held out her empty hand. After a few minutes of deep thought, Red flinched. “Oh, you want my scythe?”

  “To sharpen it,” Sam explained.

  “So…I can work faster?”

  “Exactly.”

  “Huh.” Red handed over his weapon.

  The scythe was huge, so it took all three of us to do the job. I held the handle. Sam kept the top of the blade flat against the ground whil
e Mallory scraped the whetstone along the edges. Sparks flew. Rust vanished. In a couple of passes, both sides of the scythe blade glinted like new in the sunlight.

  “Next scythe, please!” Mallory said.

  Soon, all nine thralls had shiny sharpened weapons.

  “Now,” Mallory said, “try them out on your field!”

  The thralls went to work, cutting through the wheat like it was wrapping paper. In a matter of minutes, they had reaped the entire field.

  “Amazing!” said Red.

  “Hooray!” said Tattoo.

  The other thralls cheered and hooted.

  “We can finally have water!” said one.

  “I can eat lunch!” said another.

  “I have needed to pee for five hundred years!” said a third.

  “We can kill these trespassers now!” said a fourth.

  I hated that guy.

  “Ah, yes.” Red frowned at us. “Sorry, my new friends, but by helping us, you have clearly trespassed on our master’s field, and so you are not our friends and we must kill you.”

  I wasn’t a fan of this giantish logic. Then again, we’d just given nine huge enemies sharper weapons to kill us with, so I wasn’t in a position to criticize.

  “Hold on, boys!” Mallory shouted. She waggled the whetstone between her fingertips. “Before you kill us, you should decide who gets the stone!”

  Red frowned. “Who gets…the stone?”

  “Well, yes,” Mallory said. “Look, the field is already growing back!”

  Sure enough, the wheat stubble was already up to the giants’ ankles.

  “You’ll need the whetstone to keep your blades sharp,” Mallory continued. “Otherwise they’ll just get dull again. The wheat will eventually grow back as high as it was before, and you won’t have any more breaks.”

  “And that would be bad,” Red concluded.

  “Right,” Mallory agreed. “You can’t share custody of the stone, either. It can only be owned by one of you.”

  “Really?” said Tattoo. “But why?”

  Mallory shrugged. “Those are the rules.”

  Red nodded sagely. “I think we can trust her. She has red hair.”

  “Well, then!” Mallory said. “Who gets it?”

  All nine thralls shouted, “ME!”

  “Tell you what,” Mallory said, “how about a toss-up? Whoever catches it wins.”

  “That sounds fair,” Red agreed.

  I saw where this was going a little too late. Sam said uneasily, “Mallory…”

  Mallory tossed the stone above the thralls’ heads. All nine rushed in to catch it, piling into each other while holding sharp, long, awkward blades. In such a situation, what you end up with is a large pile of dead thralls.

  Sam stared wide-eyed at the scene. “Wow. Mallory, that was—”

  “Did you have a better idea?” Mallory snapped.

  “I’m not criticizing. I just—”

  “I killed nine giants with one stone.” Mallory’s voice sounded hoarse. She blinked as if sparks from the whetstone were still flying in her eyes. “I think that’s pretty good for a day’s work. Now come on. Let’s open those doors.”

  I DIDN’T think Mallory was as okay with killing the thralls as she let on.

  When we failed to open the doors with Jack, brute force, or any amount of yelling open sesame, Mallory screamed in rage. She kicked one of the doors, broke her foot, then hopped off cursing and crying.

  Samirah frowned. “Magnus, go talk to her.”

  “Why me?” I didn’t like the way Mallory was slashing the air with her knives.

  “Because you can heal her foot,” Sam said, annoyingly sensible as usual. “And I need time to think about this door problem.”

  That didn’t strike me as a good trade-off, but I went, Jack floating along next to me, saying, “Ah, Norway! Good memories! Ah, a pile of dead thralls! Good memories!”

  I stopped just out of reach of Mallory’s knives. “Hey, Mack, can I heal that foot for you?”

  She glowered. “Fine. Seems to be Heal Mallory’s Stupid Injuries day.”

  I knelt and put my hands on her boot. She cursed when I mended the bones, popping them back into place with a burst of summery magic.

  I rose warily. “How you doing?”

  “Well, you just healed me, didn’t you?”

  “I wasn’t talking about the foot.” I gestured toward the dead thralls.

  She scowled. “I didn’t see any other way. Did you?”

  In truth, I didn’t. I was pretty sure Mallory’s solution was the way we’d been meant to use the whetstone. The gods, or our wyrd, or some twisted sense of Nornish humor had dictated that we would sail halfway across the world, undergo many hardships to win a gray rock, then use it to trick nine miserable thralls into killing one another.

  “Sam and I couldn’t have done it,” I admitted. “You’re the doer, just like Frigg said.”

  Jack floated over, his blade shuddering and warbling like a hand saw. “Frigg? Oh, man, I don’t like Frigg. She’s too quiet. Too devious. Too—”

  “She’s my ma,” Mallory grumbled.

  “Oh, that Frigg!” Jack said. “Yeah, she’s great.”

  “I hate her,” Mallory said.

  “Gods, me too!” Jack commiserated.

  “Jack,” I said, “why don’t you go check on Sam? Maybe you can advise her on getting through those doors. Or you could sing to her. I know she’d love that.”

  “Yeah? Cool!” Jack zoomed off to serenade Sam, which meant Sam would want to hit me later, except it was Ramadan, so she had to be nice to me. Wow, I was a bad person.

  Mallory tested her weight on her foot. It seemed to work fine. I did good healing for a bad person.

  “I’ll be okay,” she said, without much confidence. “Just been a lot for one day. Learning about Frigg, on top of…everything else.”

  I thought about Mallory and Halfborn’s constant arguments on the ship. I did not understand their relationship, but I knew they needed each other as much as Hearthstone needed Blitzen or our Viking boat needed to be yellow. It didn’t make much sense. It wasn’t easy. But it was just the way things had to be.

  “It’s eating him up inside,” I told her. “You two arguing.”

  “Well, he’s a fool.” She hesitated. “I mean…assuming you’re talking about Gunderson.”

  “Smooth, Mack,” I said.

  “Shut up, Beantown.” She marched off to check on Sam.

  At the doors, Jack was trying to help by suggesting songs he could sing to inspire new ideas for getting inside: “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door,” “I Got the Keys,” or “Break on Through (to the Other Side).”

  “How about none of the above?” Sam said.

  “‘None of the Above’…” Jack mused. “Is that by Stevie Wonder?”

  “How’s it going, guys?” I asked. I didn’t know if it was physically possible to strangle a magic sword, but I didn’t want to see Sam try.

  “Not well,” she admitted. “There’s no lock. No hinges. No keyhole. Jack refuses to try cutting through the iron—”

  “Hey,” Jack said. “These doors are a masterpiece. Look at that craftsmanship! Besides, I’m pretty sure they’re magic.”

  Sam rolled her eyes. “If we had a drill, maybe we could make a hole in the iron and I could slither through as a snake. But since we don’t have a drill—”

  From the other side of the doors, a woman’s voice called, “Have you tried prying apart the seam?”

  We all jumped back. The voice had sounded very close to the door, as if the woman had been listening with her ear pressed to the metal.

  Jack quivered and glowed. “She speaks! Oh, beautiful door, speak again!”

  “I’m not the door,” said the voice. “I am Gunlod, daughter of Suttung.”

  “Oh,” Jack said. “That’s disappointing.”

  Mallory put her mouth to the door. “You’re Suttung’s daughter? Are you guarding the prisoner?”
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br />   “No,” Gunlod said. “I am the prisoner. I’ve been locked in here all by myself for…Actually, I’ve lost track of time. Centuries? Years? Which is longer?”

  I turned to my friends and used sign language, which was helpful even when there wasn’t a Hearthstone around. Trap?

  Mallory made a V and whacked the back of her hand against her forehead, meaning stupid. Or duh.

  Not much choice, Sam signed. Then she called through the doors, “Miss Gunlod, I don’t suppose there’s a latch on the inside? Or a bolt you could turn?”

  “Well, it wouldn’t be a very good prison if my father put a latch or a bolt where I could reach it. He usually just yanks the doors open with my Uncle Baugi. It takes both of them with their super giant strength. You don’t have two people out there with super giant strength, by chance?”

  Sam sized me up. “I’m afraid not.”

  I stuck out my tongue at her. “Miss Gunlod, is Kvasir’s Mead in there with you, by chance?”

  “A little,” she said. “Most of it was stolen by Odin a long time ago.” She sighed. “What a charmer he was! I let him get away, which of course is why my father locked me up. But there’s still some left at the bottom of the last vat. It’s my father’s most prized possession. I suppose you want it?”

  “That would be great,” I admitted.

  Mallory elbowed me in the ribs. “If you could help us, Miss Gunlod, we’d be happy to free you, too.”

  “How sweet!” said Gunlod. “But I’m afraid my freedom is impossible. My father and my uncle have bound my life force to this cave. That’s part of my punishment. I would die if I tried to leave.”

  Sam winced. “That seems a bit harsh.”

  “Yes.” Gunlod sighed. “Though I did give the most valuable elixir in the Nine Worlds to our greatest enemy, so…there’s that. My son tried to undo the spell on the cave, but even he failed. And he’s the god Bragi!”

  Mallory’s eyes widened. “Your son is Bragi, god of poetry?”

  “That’s him.” Gunlod’s voice filled with pride. “He was born here, nine months after Odin visited me. I may have mentioned, Odin was a charmer.”