Montana Sky, Page 9

  been stated by others, taste remotely like chicken. Whatever else I could say about Bess—and I could say plenty, given the way she eyeballs me—the woman can cook. I’m going to have to watch myself or I’ll be back to the tubby stage I lived through in my youth.

  There’s been some excitement around the Ponderosa while I was back in the real world. Apparently someone butchered a cow up in what they call high country. When I said I thought that’s what you did with cows, Annie Oakley did her best to wither me with a look. I have to admit she’s got some good ones. If she wasn’t such a tight-assed know-it-all, I might actually like her.

  But I digress.

  The cow butchering was more in the way of a mutilation and has caused some concern among the rank and file. The night before my return, one of the barn cats was decapitated and left on the front porch. Poor Lily found it.

  I don’t know whether to be concerned that this isn’t a usual event around here or to pretend it is and make sure my door is locked every night. But the cowgirl queen looks worried. Under other circumstances, that would give me a small warm glow of satisfaction. She really gets under my skin. But with the way things stand, and thinking—or trying not to think—of the long months ahead of me, I find myself uncomfortable.

  Lily spends a lot of her time with Adam and his horses. The bruises are fading, but her nerves are alive and well. I don’t think she has a clue that the gorgeous Noble Savage is developing a case on her. It’s kind of fun to watch. I can’t help but like Lily, she’s so harmless and lost. And after all, the two of us are in the same boat, so to speak.

  The other characters in the cast include Ham; he’s perfect, straight out of Central Casting. The bowlegged, grizzled cattleman with a beady eye and a callused hand. He tips his hat to me and says little.

  Then there’s Pickles. I have no idea if the man has another name. He’s a sour-faced, surly character who looks like a bloated string in pointy-toed boots and is nearly hairless but for an enormous reddish moustache. He scowls a lot, but I did see him working with the cattle, and he seems to know his stuff.

  There’s the Book family. Nell cooks for the hands and has a sweet, homely face. She and Bess get together to gossip and do women-on-the-ranch things I don’t want to know about. Her husband is Wood, which I’ve discovered is short for Woodrow. He has a lovely black beard, a very nice smile and manner. He calls me ma’am and suggested very politely that I should get myself a proper hat so as not to burn my face when I’m out in the sun. They have two boys, about ten and eight, I’d say, who love to run around whooping and pounding on each other. They’re awfully pretty. I saw them practicing their spitting behind one of the outbuildings. They seemed to be quite skilled.

  There’s Jim Brewster, who seems to be one of the good ol’ boy types. He’s the lanky, I’m getting to it, boss sort. He’s very attractive, looks appealing in jeans with that little round outline in the back pocket, which I’m sure is something revolting like chewing tobacco. He’s given me a few cocky grins and winks. So far I have been able to resist.

  Billy is the youngest. He looks barely old enough to drive and has his puppy eyes on our favorite cowgirl. He’s a big talker and is constantly being told by anyone within hearing distance to shut up. He takes it well and rarely listens. I feel almost maternal toward him.

  I haven’t seen the cowboy lawyer since my return and have yet to meet the infamous Ben McKinnon of Three Rocks Ranch, who appears to be the bane of Willa’s existence. I’m sure I’ll like him enormously for that alone. I believe I’ll have to find a way to soften Bess up in order to get all the dish on the McKinnons, but meanwhile I have a date in the chicken coop.

  I’m going to try to think of it as an adventure.

  T ESS DIDN’T MIND RISING EARLY. SHE WAS INVARIABLY UP by six in any case. An hour at the gym, perhaps a breakfast meeting, then she would hunker over her work until two. Then she’d take a dip in the pool, or take another meeting, perhaps do a little shopping. Maybe she’d have a date or maybe she wouldn’t, but her life was hers and ran just as she liked.

  Rising early to deal with a bunch of chickens had an entirely different flavor.

  The chicken house was big, and certainly looked clean. To Tess’s untrained eye, the fifty hens Mercy boasted seemed a legion of beady-eyed, ominously humming predators.

  She dumped the feed as Bess had instructed, dealt with the water, then dusted off her hands and eyed the first roosting hen.

  “I’m supposed to get the eggs. I believe you may be sitting on one, so if you don’t mind . . .” Gingerly she reached out, her eyes locked on the hens. It was immediately apparent who was in charge. Yelping as beak nipped flesh, Tess jumped back. “Look, sister, I’ve got my orders.”

  It was an ugly battle. Feathers flew, tempers snapped. The henhouse erupted with clucking and squawking as neighboring hens joined the fray. Tess managed to get her hand around a nice warm egg, wrenched it clear, then stepped back red-faced and panting.

  “That’s quite a technique you got there.”

  At the voice behind her, Tess let loose of the egg. It spurted out of her fingers and fell splat on the floor. “Goddamn it! After all that.”

  “I spooked you.” The commotion inside the henhouse had lured Nate. Instead of heading on to see Willa, he’d detoured and found the California connection—in her designer jeans and shiny new boots—battling chickens. He could only think she made a picture. “Looking for breakfast?”

  “More or less.” She pushed her hair back from her face. “What are you looking for?”

  “I’ve got some business with Will. Your hand’s bleeding,” he added.

  “I know it.” In a bad temper, she sucked on the wounds on the back of her hand. “That vicious birdbrain attacked me.”

  “You’re just not going about it right.” He offered her a bandanna to wrap around her hand, then stepped up to the next roost. And managed, Tess noted, to look graceful despite the necessity of stooping and bending to keep from bashing his head on the ceiling. “You’ve just got to go in like it’s natural. Make it quick but not abrupt.” He demonstrated, slipping a hand under the roosting hen and pulling it out with an egg. Not a feather stirred.

  “It’s my first day on the job.” Pouting only a little, she held up the bucket. “I like to find my chicken in the freezer section, wrapped in cellophane.” As he walked along, gathering eggs, she followed behind. “I suppose you keep chickens.”

  “Used to. I don’t bother with them now.”

  “Cattle?”

  “Nope.”

  She raised an eyebrow. “Sheep? Isn’t that a risk? I’ve seen all those western movies, the range wars.”

  “I don’t raise sheep either.” He settled an egg in the bucket. “Just horses. Quarter horses. You ride, Miz Mercy?”

  “No.” She tossed her hair back with a shrug. “Though I’m told I’d better learn. And I suppose it would give me something to do around here.”

  “Adam would teach you. Or I could.”

  “Really?” She smiled slowly with a flutter of lashes. “And why would you do that, Mr. Torrence?”

  “Just being neighborly.” She sure had a nice smell about her, he thought. Something just a little dark, just a little dangerous. And all female. He set another egg inside the bucket. “It’s Nate.”

  “All right.” Her voice warmed to a purr, and her eyes slanted up a sly look under thick, spiky lashes. “Are we neighbors, Nate?”

  “In a manner of speaking. My place is east of here. You smell good, Miz Mercy, for someone who’s been fighting with chickens.”

  “It’s Tess. Are you flirting with me, Nate?”

  “Just flirting back.” His smile was slow and easy. “That’s what you were doing, wasn’t it?”

  “In a manner of speaking. Habit.”

  “Well, if you want advice—”

  “And lawyers are full of it,” she interrupted.

  “We are. My advice would be to tone down the power. The boys aroun
d here aren’t used to women with as much style as you’ve got.”

  “Oh.” She wasn’t sure if she’d been complimented or insulted, but she decided to give him the benefit of the doubt. “And are you used to women with style?”

  “Can’t say I am.” He gave her a long, thoughtful look out of quiet blue eyes. “But I recognize one. You’ll have them crazy and thinking of killing each other within a week.”

  Now that, she decided, was a compliment. “That ought to liven things up.”

  “From what I hear, they’ve been lively enough.”

  “Dead cats and cows.” She grimaced. “A nasty business. I’m glad I missed it.”

  “You’re here now. That seems to be the lot,” he added, and she looked down in the bucket.

  “Plenty of them. And Christ, they’re filthy.” It was liable to put her off omelets for quite a while.

  “They’ll wash.” He took the bucket from her and started out. “You settling in?”

  “As best I can. It’s not my milieu—my usual environment.”

  He tucked his tongue in his cheek. “Folks from your—what was it?—milieu come out here all the time. Not that they stay.” Automatically he ducked down to avoid rapping his head on the low doorway of the henhouse. “Those Hollywooders come charging out, buying up land, plunking down houses that cost the earth and more. Think they’re going to raise buffalo or save the mustangs or God knows what.”

  “You don’t like Californians?”

  “Californians don’t belong in Montana. As a rule. They go running back to their restaurants and nightclubs soon enough.” He turned, studied her. “That’s what you’ll do when your year’s up.”

  “You bet your ass. You can keep your wide-open spaces, pal. I’ll take Beverly Hills.”

  “And smog, mudslides, earthquakes.”

  She only smiled. “Please, you’re making me homesick.” She figured she had his number. Montana-born and -bred, a slow, thorough thinker who liked his beer cold and his women modest. The sort who would have kissed his horse at the end of the last reel in any B western.

  But my, oh my, he was cute.

  “Why the law, Nate? Somebody sue your horses?”

  “Not lately.” He continued to walk, shortening his stride to let her keep pace. “It interested me. The system. And it helps keep the ranch going. Takes time and money to build up a solid herd and a reputation.”

  “So you went to law school to supplement your ranch income. Where? University of Montana?” Her mouth was smug and amused. “There is a university in Montana, isn’t there?”

  “I’ve heard there is.” Recognizing the sarcasm, he slid his gaze down to hers. “No, I went to Yale.”

  “To—” As she’d stopped dead, he was well ahead of her before she recovered. She had to scramble to catch up.

  “Yale? You went to Yale and came back here to play range lawyer for a bunch of cowboys and ranch hands?”

  “I don’t play at the law.” He tipped his hat in good-bye and circled around to a corral beside the pole barn.

  “Yale.” She said it again, shook her head. Fascinated now, she shifted the bucket he’d handed back to her and scurried after him. “Hey, listen. Nate—”

  She stopped. There was a great deal of activity in the corral. Two men and Willa were doing something to a small cow. Something the cow didn’t appear to appreciate. Tess wondered if they were branding, and thought she’d like to see how that little trick was done. Besides, she wanted to talk to Nate again, and he was moving to the action.

  She hefted her bucket, strode up to the gate and through it. No one bothered to look at her. They were focused on their work and the cow had all their attention. Lips pursed, Tess stepped closer, leaned forward to check out the activity over Willa’s shoulder.

  When she saw Jim Brewster quickly, neatly, and efficiently castrate the calf, her eyes rolled back in her head and she fainted dead away, with barely a sound. It was the crash of the bucket and breaking eggs that made Willa glance around.

  “Well, Jesus Christ, will you look at that?”

  “She’s done passed out cold, Will,” Jim informed her, and earned a bland scowl.

  “I can see that. Deal with the calf.” She straightened, but Nate was already lifting Tess into his arms. “Looks like a handful.”

  “She’s not a featherweight.” He grinned. “Your sister’s built just fine, Will.”

  “You can enjoy that little benefit while you haul her into the house. Damn it.” She scooped up the bucket. “She busted damn near every egg. Bess’ll have a fit.” Disgusted, she looked back at Jim and Pickles. “You two keep at it. I’m going to have to see to her first. As if I’ve got nothing better to do than find smelling salts for some brainless city girl.”

  “You shouldn’t be so hard on her, Will,” Nate began as he carried Tess across the road toward the ranch house. His lips twitched. “She’s out of her milieu.”

  “I wish to hell she’d get back in it and out of mine. I’ve got this one fainting on me, and the other one tiptoeing around as if I’d shoot her between the eyes if she looked at me.”

  “You’re a scary woman, Will.” He glanced down as Tess stirred in his arms. “I think she’s coming around.”

  “Dump her somewhere,” Willa suggested, pulling open the door of the house. “I’ll get some water.”

  He had to admit Tess was an interesting armful. Not one of the bony, pencil-thin California types but a soft, round woman who had her weight distributed just where it belonged. She groaned, and her lashes fluttered as he carried her toward a sofa. Her eyes, blue as cornflowers, stared blankly into his.

  “What?” was the best she could manage.

  “Take it easy, honey. You just had yourself a swoon, that’s all.”

  “A swoon?” It took a moment for her brain to get around to the word and its meaning. “I fainted? That’s ridiculous!”

  “Went down real graceful too.” She’d toppled like a tree, he remembered, but didn’t think she’d appreciate the analogy. “Didn’t hurt your head, did you?”

  “My head?” Still dazed, she lifted a hand to it. “I don’t think so. I . . .” And then she remembered. “Oh, God, that cow. What they were doing to that cow. What are you grinning at?”

  “I’m imagining what it was like for you to see a bull turned into a steer for the first time. Guess you don’t see much of that in Beverly Hills.”

  “We keep all our cattle in the guest house.”

  He nodded appreciatively. “There now, you’re coming around.”

  She was, indeed. Enough to realize she was being cradled against his chest like a baby. “Why are you carrying me?”

  “Well, it didn’t seem neighborly to drag you by the hair. Your color’s coming back.”

  “Haven’t you put her down yet?” Willa demanded as she strode back into the room holding a glass of water.

  “I like it this way. She smells pretty.”

  The exaggerated drawl made Willa chuckle and shake her head. “Stop playing with her, Nate, and dump her. I’ve got work to do.”

  “Can’t I keep her, Will? I don’t have me a female out on the ranch. Gets lonely.”

  “You two are a riot.” Striving to restore some dignity, Tess swiped the hair out of her eyes. “Put me down, you idiot beanpole.”

  “Yes’m.” From a considerable height, he dropped her onto the leather couch. She bounced once, scowled, and pushed herself up.

  “Drink this.” With little sympathy, Willa thrust the glass of water into Tess’s hand. “And stay away from the corrals.”

  “You can be sure I will.” Furious with herself, and the fact that she was still shaky, Tess drank. “What you were doing out there was revolting, barbaric, and cruel. If mutilating a helpless animal isn’t illegal, it should be.” She set her teeth when Nate beamed at her. “And stop grinning at me, you fool. I don’t imagine you’d appreciate having your balls snipped off with pruning shears.”

  He felt them draw up,
cleared his throat. “No, ma’am, I can’t say I would.”

  “We don’t castrate the men around here till we’re through with them,” Willa said dryly. “Look, Hollywood, weaning and castration are part of ranch life. Just what do you think would happen if we left every cow with his works? We’d have bulls humping everything.”

  “Cattle orgies every night,” Nate put in, then backed off at the searing looks delivered by both women.

  “I don’t have time to explain the facts of life to you,” Willa continued. “Just get over it and stay away from the corral for the next couple of days. Bess’ll find work for you inside the house.”

  “Oh, joy.”

  “I don’t see what else you’re good for. You can’t even gather eggs without breaking the lot of them.” When Tess hissed at her, she turned to Nate. “You wanted to talk to me?”

  “Yeah, I did.” He hadn’t expected quite so much entertainment. “First, I wanted to see if you were all right. I heard about the trouble you’ve been having.”

  “I’m all right enough.” Willa took the glass of water out of Tess’s hand and drank the rest of it down herself. “There doesn’t