Lost Treasures #4

Lost Treasures #4

  Copyright 2011 by Coyotes Publishing

  # Winning

  Today I got a call for a job interview but the call quickly vanished when I couldn't make it.

  The lady on the other end claims she'll call me back when she's got more dates open, what a load of shit.

  I'm glad that I didn't get the interview, I'm tired of getting interviewed by trolls.

  All trolls do is do me wrong, for they're own personal enjoyment.

  They take notes while the interviews go on, so they can laugh at me later.

  It's usually the same things either my speech impediment or how I look.

  I don't meet the quality of standards that they set in there minds.

  Or the quality of looks that they're looking to find.

  So instead they higher some floozy whose panties drop quick.

  Just as soon as when you hint at the word dick.

  They'd be willing to take a purple dildo up the ass.

  If you hire them and promise them some easy cash.

  When they're hired they start salivating from the south mouth.

  Lookin for the pole to insert into there hole.

  If it's a female who does the hiring and is the boss.

  That's where the purple dildo comes in handy.

  As soon as they get shown it they start to get randy.

  Knowing what a good performance can bring forth.

  I'm so tired of these fucking trolls..

  #WINNING

  Is what I'm too busy doing, as more and more of you that say no to me the easier you get weeded out.

  - Kennie -

  Ambush

  I'm back again, running at full throttle.

  Took a break for a minute and now, I'm pissed.

  I'm ready to pop a squat on all you poets.

  Don't need toilet paper, just need all your poetry.

  I'm through playing, I'll wipe my ass with it.

  Am I here for money.. NO!.... Now that's a easy answer.

  I'm raising the fucking standards.

  Back in the days poetry would be presented to the kings of ones said country.

  I'm always presenting mine to all those who choose to read it, without paying a dime.

  When you go and sell poetry you should be arrested for committing the biggest crime.

  I enjoy presenting mine to today's biggest audience.

  The world, anyone who can read English.

  No more paying for things to be created into books as that's how people feel you need to be found.

  The world wide web is here and I'm the one whose going to school y'all.

  I've reached your peak and just barely got started.

  Your a whore, go back to the streets cause we all know that's your target.

  When I see poetry books I have to throw them down.

  You are only in it because y'all are backed by money now.

  The more y'all suck, the easier it is for me to rise.

  But if you read the poetry on the net that shouldn't be a surprise.

  Yes I know I'm ugly, you need not apply.

  As just cause I look this way it's just another reason for you to cry.

  - Kennie -

  A-S-S-H-O-L-E

  Definition: a stupid, mean, or contemptible person

  Yea I'm an asshole.

  You email me and tell me to read your shit, two days later I'm using your rhymes in my writing.

  But my stuff will sound better than yours.

  I don't care to read what other people are writing.

  I don't care what other people are fighting.

  They have issues, I have mine.. I care more bout mine.

  If I don't know you, your issues mean nothing to me.

  Yea you can label me an asshole

  I'm fast with my words and my poetry comes all natural.

  Not that it means anythin to me as it's somethin that people call me all the time.

  You don't want to see any shit from this asshole.

  Cause I don't give a shit bout your poetry

  I tell your wifey nighty night cause she looked sleepy.

  When I got done with her I be out the front door like nothin happened.

  Yea I'm an ASSHOLE