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A Touch of Love

Jonathan Coe




  PENGUIN BOOKS

  A TOUCH OF LOVE

  Jonathan Coe was born in Birmingham in 1961. His most recent novel is The Rain Before It Falls. He is also the author of The Accidental Woman, A Touch of Love, The Dwarves of Death, What a Carve Up!, which won the 1995 John Llewellyn Rhys Prize, The House of Sleep, which won the 1998 Prix Médicis Étranger, The Rotters’ Club, winner of the Everyman Wodehouse Prize, and The Closed Circle. His biography of the novelist B.S. Johnson, Like a Fiery Elephant, won the 2005 Samuel Johnson Prize for best non-fiction book of the year. He lives in London with his wife and two children.

  A Touch of Love

  JONATHAN COE

  PENGUIN BOOKS

  PENGUIN BOOKS

  Published by the Penguin Group

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  First published by Gerald Duckworth and Co. Ltd 1989

  First published in Penguin Books in 2000

  Copyright © Jonathan Coe, 1989

  Cover design: gray318

  All rights reserved

  All characters in this publication are fictitious and any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental

  978-0-14-191690-3

  Contents

  PART ONE

  The Meeting of Minds

  PART TWO

  The Lucky Man

  PART THREE

  The Lovers’ Quarrel

  PART FOUR

  The Unlucky Man

  Postscript

  Note

  I’d like to thank Michèle O’Leary for making it possible for me to write about a lawyer; and Pip Lattey for introducing me to the work of Simone Weil, which came to influence this book.

  The manuscript was read at various stages by different friends, all of whom were helpful; but two people were especially generous with their support and criticism. They were Nuala Murray (on the first half) and Ralph Pite (on the second). My thanks to them, and also, belatedly, to Anna Haycraft, whose suggestions were both far-reaching and valuable.

  The quotation on pages 223-4 is from Gravity and Grace, by Simone Weil, translated by Emma Craufurd and published by Routledge & Kegan Paul Ltd.

  PART ONE

  The Meeting of Minds

  Thursday 17th April, 1986

  ‘Darling, don’t be silly, of course there isn’t going to be a nuclear war.

  …

  ‘I’m just approaching Junction 21. Should be in Coventry in about twenty minutes. I’ve got to call in at the university.

  …

  ‘Well, forget what he said. He doesn’t know what he’s talking about. The world is run by sane and sensible people, just like you and me.

  …

  ‘I miss you too. Kiss Peter for me. And tell him I –

  …

  ‘What? No, some maniac pulled out straight in front of me. Some of these people are doing at least ninety. I don’t know why the police don’t catch them.

  ‘I don’t know if I’ve got time to call on him. Not if I want to be home tonight.

  …

  ‘Anyway, what would I say to him? I haven’t seen him for years. I can barely remember what he looks like.

  …

  ‘No, I don’t see why we should let him use our holiday cottage. We bought it for us, not for letting out to strangers.

  …

  ‘What do you mean, he sounded peculiar?

  …

  ‘Darling, he doesn’t know what he’s talking about. And neither do you. Libya, Syria, America, Russia – it’s a very complicated situation. If you really think the world is going to be plunged into war, then… well, I’ll come home, obviously.

  …

  ‘All right, give me his address.

  …

  ‘Yes, I’ll pop in this evening when I’ve been to the university. It means I probably won’t be home till ten. May be later. No, I can find it, I’ve got an A to Z.

  …

  ‘Now don’t panic. Don’t watch the news if it’s upsetting you. Forget he said it.

  …

  ‘I’ll explain to him about the cottage. I doubt if there’s anything wrong, really. Perhaps he’s just been working too hard. You know how it is with students, they do nothing for weeks and then they stay up until all hours.

  …

  ‘Don’t worry. I will.

  …

  ‘You too.

  …

  ‘Kiss kiss.’

  ∗

  Ted came off at Junction 21 and joined the M69. The important thing, as he had come to realize, was to maintain good relations with clients. He had little hope of making a new sale at the university but it was some weeks since he had spoken to Dr Fowler and he wanted to check that the new system had been working properly. After glancing ahead to see that the middle lane was clear, he allowed his eyes to flick across to the passenger seat, and to the file in which he recorded the personal details of his customers. With his left hand he turned the pages until he reached the letter F. Fowler, Dr Stephen. Married, two children: Paul and Nicola. Nicola had had a dental appointment on the 24th of March. Two extractions. This would give him something to start off with. (‘Steve! Good to see you again. Just thought I’d pop in. You know, in the area and all that. How’s the wife and kids? Nicky’s teeth aren’t still giving her trouble, I hope? Good. Glad to hear it…’)

  He arrived on campus shortly before five, but Dr Fowler had gone home. A note on his door said that he would be available for consultation the next morning.

  Ted took a circuitous route back to the carpark, surprised to find himself enjoying the late sunshine and the unaccustomed experience of being surrounded by people younger than himself. When he reached the car he did not get inside, but sat on the bonnet and looked around him. He had been preparing himself for his encounter with Dr Fowler with the single-mindedness which had recently, for the second time running, won him the firm’s coveted ‘Salesman of the Year’ award, so it was only now that he was able to give Katharine’s phone call any serious thought. The prospects it raised were not pleasant. He had no real wish to see Robin again: if he had, he would have called on him before, on one of his many visits to the university. Least of all did he want to be put in the position of having to look after him, if, as Katharine had suggested, there was something seriously wrong.

  Then again, she was always exaggerating.

  Ted did not like to approach a situation unarmed; and part of his unease, he realized, could be ascribed to insufficiency of data. Seeing Robin again, knowing nothing about how he had spent the last four years, would be like meeting a stranger.

  He thought for a while, and then took out his file and opened it at the letter G. The pages flapped gently in the breeze. Soon he had put down everything he could remember about his old friend.

  Gra
nt, Robin.

  Graduated from Cambridge, 1981.

  Last saw him at wedding, 1982.

  Have been sending him Christmas cards and family newsletters (NB is this how he knows about our cottage?).

  Family: mother and father, one sister.

  Now working on thesis – and has been for 4 (?) years.

  Said to be sounding ‘peculiar’ and ‘depressed’.

  Says he needs a holiday.

  Violent reaction to the events of the last two days: says that the bombers should not have been sent into Libya.

  Ted laid down his pen, frowned and began to feel even more gloomy. People could change a lot in four years. He hoped that Robin hadn’t gone all political.

  ∗

  As he entered the south-western suburbs of Coventry, Ted stopped to consult his A to Z and found that the relevant page was missing. The spine of the book had cracked and he had been meaning to replace it for more than a month: he had only himself to blame. The only course of action, it seemed, was to ask a stranger for directions. Meanwhile he was not averse to driving at random through these tree-lined avenues, looking at the houses and listening appreciatively to birdsong as it mingled with the music of his practised gear changes. Anything to put off the moment of arrival.

  After a few minutes, and after passing several pedestrians who did not, for various irrational reasons, strike him as prepossessing, he caught sight of a young woman walking rapidly ahead on his side of the road, with her back to his car. He drew up beside her and pipped the horn. The woman started and turned; and Ted was dismayed to find that she was Indian. Now he would probably have difficulty making himself understood. But it was too late to do anything about that; she was already approaching his open window.

  ‘Yes?’ she said, fiercely.

  He was looking into a pair of strong wide hostile eyes. For a moment he was thrown off guard, suddenly conscious of an intense, vivid personality in confrontation with his own. Unable to hold her gaze, he looked down and noticed, for the first time, that a button had gone missing from his left cuff.

  ‘I was wondering if you could tell me,’ he began, ‘how to find –’ and he named the street where Robin lived.

  ‘Where?’ said the woman: more, Ted might have noticed, in surprise than in incomprehension.

  ‘Here.’ He fumbled with his file, and found the address which he had scribbled down on a piece of paper after pulling over to the hard shoulder at the end of his conversation with Katharine. He showed it to her.

  ‘I’ve just come from there,’ she said. ‘Are you going to see Robin?’

  ‘Yes.’

  ‘It’s round the corner just behind you. I hope you get more joy out of him than I did.’

  She turned and walked away, her hands in her pockets, pulling her coat tightly around her even though the evening was still warm. Ted was silenced, at first, but managed within a few seconds to lean out of his window and call after her:

  ‘Robin Grant? You know him? Are you a friend of his?’

  The woman did not stop, or slow down, or even raise her voice; in fact her reply was barely audible.

  ‘How should I know?’

  Ted watched her receding figure until his eyes glazed over. He was numb with confusion. Then, slowly and more reluctantly than ever, he performed a three-point turn and drove up the side street which she had indicated.

  The address on his piece of paper referred to a tall grey terraced house, shabbily painted and separated from the pavement only by a bleak strip of untended garden. Ted got out of his car and locked the door. The street was quiet, dappled with the kindly glow of the evening sun. Slinging his jacket over his shoulder, loosening his tie, he stepped boldly up to the front door and rang the bell marked ‘Grant, R.’.

  For some time nothing happened. Then there was the distant sound of an opening door, footsteps, a shadow behind the frosted glass and finally, as the door opened, a pallid, unfamiliar, unshaven face.

  ‘Robin?’

  ‘Come on in.’

  ‘You phoned Katharine. Did she tell you I was coming?’

  ‘Yes. Come on in.’

  Wordlessly Robin led him out of the light down a gloomy hallway, past the bottom of a steep staircase, and through a door to the right. Inside his flat it was even darker: the curtains were drawn and the air was dry and smoky. Once Ted’s eyes had adjusted to the darkness he took in the details of a sparsely furnished bedsitting room, with an unmade bed against one wall, clothes scattered over the floor, two bookcases filled to bursting point, and a desk, which was empty except for a biro and three small red notebooks, piled one on top of the other. On the mantelpiece was a radio tuned to Radio Four: an emotionless male voice was reporting the day’s events in Tripoli and at Westminster.

  ‘Were you not expecting me so soon?’ Ted asked.

  ‘I’m sorry. I lost track of the time. Do sit down.’

  He revealed a sofa by sweeping a pile of shirts and underpants to the floor.

  ‘Well, Robin,’ said Ted, looking at him and wondering why he was not properly dressed (he was wearing only a red towel dressing gown and a pair of slippers), ‘we meet in altered circumstances.’

  ‘How is Kate?’ he asked.

  ‘Oh, she’s fine. Just fine. A funny thing,’ he announced, to break the immediate embarrassed silence, ‘– I stopped to ask for directions just now and spoke to a friend of yours.’

  ‘Oh?’

  ‘Yes. She seemed slightly… Asian.’

  ‘Her name’s Aparna.’

  ‘Striking-looking woman, I thought. She’d just been to visit you, too, had she?’

  ‘Yes.’

  ‘Well, you don’t seem to be short of friends, Robin.’

  ‘We quarrelled.’

  ‘Oh? Nothing serious, I hope?’

  ‘Yes, it was. It was about a book.’

  There was another silence. Ted, master of the manipulative conversation, adept at the winning of confidences, was finding it hard to cope with the listless minimalism of Robin’s answers. Fortunately, however, there was a sudden change of subject.

  ‘Anyway, Ted, I spoke to Kate on the phone about your cottage and she didn’t seem to think there’d be any problem. I suppose you’ve brought the keys with you?’

  Ted was too nonplussed to respond. Robin sat down on the bed opposite him and continued (his voice cold, effortful, inexpressive):

  ‘You know, if I hadn’t had the chance to go away somewhere, I think I would have gone mad. Or something. I’ve been feeling so tired. I think I must need some sleep. I think I must need some rest. I feel as though I need to talk. I need to see someone. I need to get away. I need to be alone. I feel frightened. I don’t know what I’m doing. I don’t know what I have been doing, these last few days. I don’t know where I’ve been. I went into a shop. I picked up a tube of toothpaste, and walked out with it. The woman had to run after me. She said, You haven’t paid for that. I’ve hurt my finger. I slipped and hurt it on the stairs. I feel exhausted. I feel cold and hungry. I’m always hungry. I put a frozen pie in the oven, and came back half an hour later, but I hadn’t put the oven on. I’d forgotten. I had to eat bread instead. I can’t believe what I’ve been hearing on the radio. She let him use our air bases. They used our air bases to bomb Libya. I’m scared. I’ve got to get away. And I’ve always wanted to go back to the Lakes. It’s quiet up there, and clean, and it has associations for me. I used to go up there with my family. My parents and my sister. One of the things I’ve been thinking, the last few days, is how much I miss my family. How stupid it is to cut myself off from them like this. If I hadn’t been able to use your cottage, I was going to write to them, ask them if I could go back home, stay with them a while. But this will be better. Much better.’

  A softer man than Ted might have been moved by this speech. Indeed, at a pinch, Ted himself might have been moved, if he had been listening. Instead he was surveying the squalor of Robin’s flat, and thinking about his cottage in the Lake District
, and as he did so, his resolve hardened. They had bought the cottage with a legacy from Katharine’s mother, who had died in 1983. The question of what they should do with the money had been the subject of several long and violent arguments, which he now recalled with some fondness. Eventually he had had his way, and the Lakes had won out over Cornwall. Physical force had not been necessary, after all. The cottage was on the main road between Torver and Coniston; all that stood between it and a fine view of the water was half a mile of dense pine forest. Ted and Katharine had been conscious, at first, that their presence might be regarded by the locals as invasive, but they had had no difficulty in integrating themselves into the community: their only neighbours, the Burnets, who lived across the road, turned out to be a charming couple from Harrow who were always ready to make up a four at bridge. Ted was not prepared to have his standing among these people compromised by the arrival of this disreputable acquaintance who clearly had no idea of how to look after property. His eye – so used to monitoring Katharine’s efforts – had soon picked out the grime caked on to Robin’s skirting board, the ash on the carpet, the cobwebs hanging in unvisited corners. Not that he could give this as his reason for refusing, of course. A little white lie would have to be invented.

  ‘Well, the fact is, Robin,’ he said, ‘that Katharine was being somewhat premature. What she seems to have forgotten is that my mother is staying there at the moment. She’ll be staying there for a month at least.’

  Robin stared at him in absolute silence, his expression blank, his eyes unmoving. Ted wondered whether he had heard, or registered, or understood his explanation, which had come out, he thought, sounding very reasonable. He tried to phrase a question – ‘Is that all right?’, ‘You do see the problem, don’t you?’ – but the words would not form. What he heard himself ask, finally, was:

  ‘Now – what about something to eat?’

  ∗

  It transpired that there was no food in the kitchen, apart from some margarine and half a packet of flaccid cream crackers. Ted went out to find a chip shop. Not having visited a chip shop for several years, he was surprised to be charged more than three pounds. The owner told him that such prices were quite common now, even in the north. When he returned to the flat, he found that Robin had not fetched clean cutlery and warmed the plates, as requested, but was sitting at his desk writing a letter.