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The Lunatic Cafe, Page 33

Laurell K. Hamilton


  Titus looked at me, almost as if asking permission. I gave him my best blank look. He handed the knife to Aikensen.

  Aikensen held the point just over the first stitch near my wrist. I felt my eyes widen. I didn't know what to do. Looking seemed a bad idea. Not looking seemed worse. Begging them not to do it seemed futile and humiliating. Some nights there are no good choices.

  He cut the first stitch. I felt it snap, but surprisingly it didn't really hurt all that much. I looked away. The stitches went snip, snip, snip. I could do this.

  "We need blood," Carmichael said.

  I looked back in time to see Aikensen put the point of the knife against the wound. He was going to reopen the wound, slowly. That was going to hurt. I caught a glimpse of Edward in his cage. He was standing now. Looking at me. He was trying to tell me something. His eyes slid right.

  Grey Hair had walked away from the show. He was standing close to the other cage. Evidently, he could shoot you, but he didn't like torture.

  Edward looked at me. I thought I knew what he wanted. I hoped so.

  The knife bit into my skin. I gasped. The pain was sharp and immediate, like all shallow wounds, but this one was going to last a long time. Blood flowed in a heavy line down my skin. Aikensen pulled the point down a fraction of an inch. I pulled suddenly on my arms. Fienstien lost his grip. He grabbed for my flaying arm. Carmichael tightened his grip. I couldn't get free but I could drop to the floor and make my arm move too much to use a knife on it.

  I started to scream and fight in earnest. If Edward needed a diversion, I could give him one.

  "One woman in a cage and the three of you can't handle her." Titus waddled up. He grabbed my left arm while Carmichael had my wrist. My right hand was back in the cage with me.

  Fienstien was sort of hovering near the cage, not sure what to do. If you were going to pay money to hunt monsters, you should be better at violence than this. His holster was close to the bars.

  I screamed over and over, jerking at my left arm. Titus held my arm under his, pinned next to his body. Carmichael's grip on my wrist was bruising. They had me at last. Aikensen put the knife to the wound and started to cut.

  Fienstien bent down as if to help. I screamed and leaned into the bars. I didn't draw his gun. I grabbed the trigger and pushed it into his body. The shot took him in the stomach. He fell backwards.

  A second shot echoed in the cavern. Carmichael's head exploded all over Titus. His Smokey Bear hat was covered in blood and brains.

  Edward was standing with the rifle to his shoulder. Grey Hair was slumped against the cage bars. His neck was at an odd angle. Richard knelt by the body. Had he killed him?

  There was a sound behind me. A low guttural cry. Titus had his gun out. He still had my arm pinned. Fienstien was rolling around on the ground. His gun was out of reach.

  There was a low growl coming from behind me. I heard movement. Jason was coming back to play. Great.

  Titus jerked my arm forward, nearly wrenching it out of the socket. He shoved his .45 against my cheek. The barrel was cold.

  "Put down the rifle or I pull this trigger."

  My face was pressed into the bars and the gun. I couldn't look behind me, but I could hear something crawling closer.

  "Is he changing?"

  "Not yet," Richard said.

  Edward still had the rifle up, sighted on Titus. Aikensen seemed frozen, standing there with the bloody knife.

  "Put it down, blondie, right now, or she's dead."

  "Edward."

  "Anita," he said. His voice sounded like it always did. We both knew he could drop Titus, but if the man's finger twitched while he died, I died, too. Choices.

  "Do it," I said.

  He pulled the trigger. Titus jerked back against the bars. Blood splattered over my face. A glob of something thicker than blood slid down my cheek. I breathed in shallow gasps. Titus slumped along the bars, gun still gripped in his hands.

  "Open her cage," Edward said.

  Something touched my leg. I jerked and whirled. Jason grabbed my bleeding arm. The strength was incredible. He could have crushed my wrist. He lowered his face to the wound and lapped at the blood like a cat with cream.

  "Open her door now, or you're dead, too."

  Aikensen just stood there.

  Jason licked my arm. His tongue caressed the wound. It hurt, but I swallowed the gasp. No sounds. No struggles. He'd done damn good not to jump me while I fought the men outside. But a werewolf's patience isn't endless.

  "Now!" Edward said.

  Aikensen jumped, then went for the door. He dropped my knife by the door and fumbled at the lock.

  Jason bit into my arm, just a little. I did gasp. I couldn't help it. Richard screamed, wordless and thundering.

  Jason jerked away from me. "Run," he said. He buried his face in a puddle of blood on the floor, lapping at it. His voice was strangled, more growl than word. "Run."

  Aikensen opened the door. I crab-walked backwards.

  Jason threw his head skyward and shrieked, "Run!"

  I got to my feet and ran. Aikensen slammed the door shut behind me. Jason was writhing on the floor. He fell to the ground in convulsions. Foam ran from his mouth. His hands spasmed, reaching for nothing that I could see. I'd seen people shift before but never this violently. It looked like a bad grand mal seizure or someone dying of strychnine.

  The wolf burst out of his skin in a nearly finished product, like a cicada pulling out of its old skin. The wolfman raced for the bars. Claws grabbed for us. We both backed up. Foam fell from the wolf jaws. Teeth snapped the air. And I knew that he'd kill me and eat me afterwards. It was what he did, what he was.

  Aikensen was staring at the werewolf. I knelt and picked up the dropped knife. "Aikensen?"

  He turned to me, still startled and pale.

  "Did you enjoy shooting Deputy Holmes in the chest?"

  He frowned at me. "I let you go. I did what he asked."

  I stepped up close to him. "Remember what I told you would happen if you hurt Williams?"

  He looked at me. "I remember."

  "Good." I drove the knife upward into his groin. I shoved it hilt deep. Blood poured over my hand. He stared at me, eyes going glassy.

  "A promise is a promise," I said.

  He fell and I let his own weight pull the knife up through his abdomen. His eyes closed and I pulled the knife out.

  I wiped the knife on his jacket and took the keys from his limp hand. Edward had the rifle slung over his shoulder by the strap. Richard was watching me as if he'd never seen me before. Even with his odd-shaped face and amber eyes I could tell he disapproved.

  I unlocked their door. Edward walked out. Richard followed but he was staring at me. "You didn't have to kill him," he said. The words were Richard's even if the voice wasn't.

  Edward and I stood there looking at the alpha werewolf. "Yes, I did."

  "We kill because we have to, not for pleasure and not for pride," Richard said.

  "Maybe you do," I said. "But the rest of the pack, the rest of the shifters, aren't so particular."

  "The police may be on their way," Edward said. "You don't want to be here."

  Richard glanced at the ravening beast in the other cage. "Give me the keys. I'll take Jason out through the tunnel. I can smell the outside."

  I handed him the keys. His fingertips brushed my hand. His hand convulsed around the keys. "I can't last much longer. Go."

  I looked into those strange amber eyes. Edward touched my arm. "We've got to go."

  I heard sirens. They must have heard the gunshots.

  "Be careful," I said.

  "I will be." I let Edward pull me up the stairs. Richard fell to the ground, face hidden in his hands. His face came up, and the bones were longer. They flowed out of his face as if it were clay.

  I tripped on the stairs. Only Edward's hand kept me from falling. I turned around and we ran up the stairs. When I glanced back, Richard wasn't in sight.

&n
bsp; Edward dropped the rifle on the stairs. The door burst open, and the police came through the door. It was only then that I realized Kaspar was gone.

  43

  NEITHER EDWARD NOR I had to go to jail, even though the cops found the people we killed. Everyone pretty much thought it was a miracle that we had gotten away with our lives. People were impressed. Edward surprised me by showing ID for a Ted Forrester, bounty hunter. Slaughter of a bunch of illegal lycanthrope hunters enhanced the reputation of all bounty hunters, Ted Forrester's in particular. I got a lot of good press out of it, too. Bert was pleased.

  I asked Edward if Forrester was his real last name. He just smiled.

  Dolph was released in time for Christmas. Zerbrowski had to stay longer. I bought them both a case of silver bullets. It was only money. Besides, I never wanted to watch one of them drip their life away through tubes.

  I made one last visit to the Lunatic Cafe. Marcus told me that Alfred had killed the girl all on his own. Gabriel hadn't known it was going to happen, but once she was dead, waste not, want not. Lycanthropes are nothing if not practical. Raina had distributed the film for the same reason. I didn't really believe them. Awful damn convenient to blame a dead man. But I didn't tell Edward. I did tell Gabriel and Raina that if any other snuff films surfaced, they could kiss their furry asses good-bye. I'd sic Edward on them. Though I didn't tell them that.

  I got Richard a gold cross and made him promise to wear it. He got me a stuffed toy penguin that played "Winter Wonderland," a bag of black-and-white gummy penguins, and a small velvet box, like one for a ring. I thought I would swallow my heart. There was no ring in it, just a note that said, "Promises to keep."

  Jean-Claude got me a glass sculpture of penguins on an ice floe. It's beautiful and expensive. I'd have liked it better if Richard had gotten it.

  What do you get the Master of the City for Christmas? A pint of blood? I settled for an antique cameo. It'd look great at the neck of one of his lacy shirts.

  Sometime in February a box arrived from Edward. It was a swan skin. The note read, "I found a witch to lift his curse." I lifted the feathered skin from the box, and a second note fluttered to the ground. This one said, "Marcus paid me." I should have known he'd find a way to make a profit from a kill he'd have made for free.

  Richard doesn't understand why I killed Aikensen. I've tried to explain, but saying I killed a man because I said I'd do it does sound like pride. But it wasn't pride. It was for Williams, who would never finish his doctorate or see his owls again. For Holmes, who never got to be the first female chief of police. For all the people he killed who never got a second chance. If they couldn't have one, neither could he. I haven't lost any sleep over killing Aikensen. Maybe that should bother me more than the killing--the fact that it doesn't bother me at all. Naw.

  I had the swan skin mounted in a tasteful frame, behind glass. I hung it in the living room. It matched the couch. Richard doesn't like it. I like it just fine.

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  AFTERWORD

  by Laurell K. Hamilton

  THIS WAS THE first book I wrote after my daughter, Trinity, was born. The first book I wrote as a mother. My editor, Ginjer, worried that being a parent would make me soft. That I would lose my hard edge. That I would start writing fluffy bunny stories and only want to play pretend in a kinder, gentler world than I'd visited before. Boy, was she talking to the wrong writer.

  I don't know how parenthood affects everyone else, but it made me meaner. Lack of sleep was part of it. I am unfortunately one of those people who needs eight and half hours to be happy. With a new baby you're lucky to get two at a time. Three hours is the most you can hope for at first, and four is a luxury. There is a reason that depriving a person of sleep has been used as a method of torture for centuries.

  Then you have this entire little human being that is totally dependent on you. Every day you feel like you're going to do something horribly wrong and kill, maim, or otherwise damage the kid. Babies have to be sturdier than they look or the human race would have died out thousands of years ago, but damn, they look so little, so delicate. The near constant state of terror that you're going to do something wrong is never far from a new parent's mind. Anyone who is convinced they are doing a great job doesn't have enough imagination about what could go horribly wrong. Of course, I seldom trust anyone completely who is too entirely sure that they are right. Even if I believe in the same thing they believe in, if you have no doubts, none, then you are suspect, because you may be a zealot. I am anti-zealot even if I agree with you, because a zealot loves nothing so much as being right.

  So between lack of sleep and worry that I was doing the whole baby thing all wrong, I sat down to write The Lunatic Cafe, the fourth Anita Blake novel. Oh, and add the guilt of going back to work with my daughter only three months of age. She went next door to her Mimi for two hours every afternoon. Mimi was our neighbor Linda, and she was taking care of her own grandkids, so she became Trinity's Mimi, too. She was a true godsend in those early years.

  Exhaustion, fear, and guilt. With all that on my plate, I'm going to write a softer, gentler book? I think not.

  The Lunatic Cafe would have the highest kill count of any other Anita book at the time. We had more people killed offstage, and for the first time ever Anita killed another human being onstage, on camera. (This next little bit is a spoiler, not a big spoiler, but if you haven't finished the book, it is a spoiler. Are you still reading? Then you have been warned.) Anita kills another human being, but not only to save her own life; she kills him because she said she would do it. She told this bad guy that if he hurt anyone else, she'd kill him. And he killed both of the people she warned him not to touch, so at the end of the book, when she could simply walk away from him--simply escape--she takes a knife and kills him. Yeah, not even a gun from a nice little distance, but a knife, up close and personal. Richard witnesses this, and he is very disturbed by it. It's one thing to kill in order to protect yourself; but he sees it as murder in cold blood.

  The Lunatic Cafe is the book where Anita and I are both most in love with Richard Zeeman. But I realize all these years later that the end of this book is the beginning of the end for them as a viable couple. That she could put a knife in someone just because she said she would and feel that the man deserved to die is something so alien to Richard that he can't accept it. But Anita can't help being who and what she is. This is the book where Anita truly begins paying the price for playing in the world of hardcore crime and violence. I hadn't really understood at the time how much this book changed some of my main characters. It is only now, almost ten years later, that I can look back and go, Oh, that's where it started. The problems between Richard and Anita, and her true friendship with Edward...

  Richard thinks Anita kills the bad guy out of pride, but that's not it. She does it because she said she would and because he killed innocent people. If you don't help protect the innocent, then what good are you? If you don't protect those weaker than you, what good are you?

  When I was a little girl, younger than my daughter is now, I learned that you don't stand up to the bad guys because you think you'll win. You stand up because it's the right thing to do. You stand up for those weaker than you, which at that time in my life meant younger than me. You put yourself between them and harm, not because you're sure you won't get hurt, but because you've decided that to sit and watch them come to harm is wrong, and you cannot merely sit and watch evil. There comes a time when you have to step up and be willing to take some damage, because it's the right thing to do.

  The blow that I expected all those years ago never came. She looked me in the eyes, and something in my face cooled the madness in hers. I don't know why. I don't if it was because a seven-year-old girl had stood between her and her victim and said, "No." That was all I said. I didn't mean, No, don't do it. I meant, No, no, this is not
happening. Not in front of me, not if I can take the beating.

  As it turns out, I didn't have to take a beating. I don't know why, but something about what I did made her never raise a hand to that child again. Maybe I shamed her out of it. I don't know, and she wouldn't remember if I asked, and if she did remember, she wouldn't say anything worth hearing. There was no reason for it, just meanness, and her victim of choice couldn't fight back. I remember the fear, tingling through my body, because I fully expected her to hit me. I fully expected that no one would save me, or protect me, because no one protected anyone else. I would still be a child after that day. I would still be afraid, and my courage would fail me on other smaller things, but my courage never failed me again on anything large. That was the day that I learned that I abhor cowardice, cruelty, and anyone who uses their strength, their size, their position of authority to harm someone who is weaker, smaller, or less able to protect herself. If you do not help and protect those who are less able than you, weaker than you, what good are you? No damn good at all.